Well damn it...push the nine what you say....ya..ya..ya

WAR-PARTY · August 10th, 2007, 09:41 PM

A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her..... you know the kind. He copied down the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You na me it, we'll do it.

Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9".

232stang · August 10th, 2007, 09:44 PM

HAHAHAHAHA OMG!! thats great WP! keep it up

GTsetGO · August 10th, 2007, 09:47 PM

MicronXD · August 10th, 2007, 09:48 PM

LMMFAO!!!

notsoslow50 · August 10th, 2007, 10:04 PM

lmfao

TheUNZippee! · August 10th, 2007, 10:05 PM

Uhhh... I've actually made that mistake in a hotel room lol

MicronXD · August 10th, 2007, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Uhhh... I've actually made that mistake in a hotel room lol

hahhhaha.... n00b... i was waiting at my phone allll night!!

TheUNZippee! · August 10th, 2007, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by MicronXD

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Uhhh... I've actually made that mistake in a hotel room lol

hahhhaha.... n00b... i was waiting at my phone allll night!!

LMAO sorry bout' that.

This actually did happen to me once. Not that exact story, but I was in a room. I checked the little info sticker on the phone to dial out so I could call home. I punched in the number, and as soon as the phone picked up I started groaning in a low growl, and said "I want to be on you", ala Ron Burgundy from Anchorman.
Unfortunately, my wife wasn't on the other end of the phone, it was the girl down at reception. Turns out they had just changed their phone codes, and hadn't replaced all the stickers yet. That was an odd moment. lol

MicronXD · August 10th, 2007, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Originally Posted by MicronXD

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Uhhh... I've actually made that mistake in a hotel room lol

hahhhaha.... n00b... i was waiting at my phone allll night!!

LMAO sorry bout' that.

This actually did happen to me once. Not that exact story, but I was in a room. I checked the little info sticker on the phone to dial out so I could call home. I punched in the number, and as soon as the phone picked up I started groaning in a low growl, and said "I want to be on you", ala Ron Burgundy from Anchorman.
Unfortunately, my wife wasn't on the other end of the phone, it was the girl down at reception. Turns out they had just changed their phone codes, and hadn't replaced all the stickers yet. That was an odd moment. lol

*pees self* lol

WAR-PARTY · August 10th, 2007, 10:34 PM

Ya them ODD moments, my whole life........

August 10th, 2007, 09:41 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,079	Well damn it...push the nine what you say....ya..ya..ya A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her..... you know the kind. He copied down the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You na me it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9". __________________ Military Crew Golden Shellback U.S. Navy ret. Been around the world 17 times, seen everything from a Cat fornicating contest to an elephant jack off. When Jesus has a question God tells him 'Go ask the Chief.'

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August 10th, 2007, 10:34 PM	#10
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,079	Ya them ODD moments, my whole life........ __________________ Military Crew Golden Shellback U.S. Navy ret. Been around the world 17 times, seen everything from a Cat fornicating contest to an elephant jack off. When Jesus has a question God tells him 'Go ask the Chief.'

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