A sons's bad dream....

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 12:02 AM

A Son's Bad Dream
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.

The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.

Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!

She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

Tony_90fox · August 13th, 2007, 12:06 AM

AHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHHA

2000Si · August 13th, 2007, 12:34 AM

bahahahahahahahaha

mustang1072 · August 13th, 2007, 12:37 AM

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a good one... LOLOLOLOL

Onemanzu · August 13th, 2007, 12:51 AM

i... i didn't laugh ... you fail

MicronXD · August 13th, 2007, 02:35 AM

lmmfao!!!

06RedfireGT · August 13th, 2007, 02:40 AM

MSO · August 13th, 2007, 03:56 AM

seen it coming tho

but

nba1341 · August 13th, 2007, 05:18 AM

so the milkman was his real dad?

or since the dad was not present the milkman took his place and died?

BWAL · August 13th, 2007, 08:18 AM

the milkman was the kids real dad

Garhfer · August 13th, 2007, 08:21 AM

lol, that's fucked up!

acehogg69 · August 13th, 2007, 08:47 AM

LOL good shit! I needed a good laugh.

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 08:58 AM

LOL while the father or i mean guy was not home, mommy would play with the milk man

HMUSN · August 13th, 2007, 09:06 AM

yet another oldie but a goody.

MSO · August 13th, 2007, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by TurboLX

LOL while the father or i mean guy was not home, mommy would play with the milk man

*high five for captain obvious!*

MustangMatt96GT · August 13th, 2007, 10:50 AM

haha

Reset · August 13th, 2007, 11:48 AM

hahahahaha

ItalianBullitt754 · August 13th, 2007, 12:43 PM

Good one mang!

August 13th, 2007, 12:02 AM	#1
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	A sons's bad dream.... A Son's Bad Dream A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, Auntie Susie dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies. One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk. Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life! She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning." __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 13th, 2007, 12:06 AM	#2
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August 13th, 2007, 12:51 AM	#5
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August 13th, 2007, 03:56 AM	#8
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August 13th, 2007, 05:18 AM	#9
nba1341 Banned 1965 Mustang Fastback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Cal Posts: 24,982 Posts: 2,194 iTrader: 0 reviews	so the milkman was his real dad? or since the dad was not present the milkman took his place and died? __________________ I'm a good boy now. [COLOR=red][B]slow car club - crew member 7 of 9 [COLOR=White]Mood: Cool :cool: [/COLOR][/B] [/COLOR]

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August 13th, 2007, 08:47 AM	#12
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August 13th, 2007, 08:58 AM	#13
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL while the father or i mean guy was not home, mommy would play with the milk man __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 13th, 2007, 09:06 AM	#14
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