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MustanG_guy17 · August 13th, 2007, 01:02 AM

A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride.

His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle.

Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice.

“Doctor, I can’t seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can’t satisfy her. What can I do?”

The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, “Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you’ll find that you’ll last longer and ultimately satisfy her.”

“Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help.”

Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived home.

“Be prepared, my darling. I’m going to ravish you,” she cooed over the phone.

Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor’s advice. But where? In the office? The Xerox room? What if someone walked in on him?

He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided he would find a spot on the road to pull over, climb underneath the truck and pretend to be inspecting the rear axle, and do the deed there.

A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the truck, closed his eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife, and began his “therapy”.

A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his therapy session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg. Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he was enjoying, he said, “Yes?”

“Sir, I’m with the Police Department. Could you tell me what you are doing, please?” said the officer.

“Yes, officer, I’m inspecting my truck’s rear axle,” he replied confidently.

“Well, why don’t you check the brakes while you’re down there. Your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago.”

gooberhead320 · August 13th, 2007, 01:54 AM

hahaha

06RedfireGT · August 13th, 2007, 02:34 AM

MicronXD · August 13th, 2007, 02:38 AM

hahhhhahahah

MSO · August 13th, 2007, 04:15 AM

haha

that was.. odd

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 09:01 AM

someone forgot to put the parking brake on

BWAL · August 13th, 2007, 09:03 AM

damn, talk about awkwardness.. kinda like when turbo walked in on me and his sister

HMUSN · August 13th, 2007, 09:05 AM

yup that's an oldie.

Garhfer · August 13th, 2007, 09:06 AM

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 09:06 AM

BWAL i was about to kick your ass that night

BWAL · August 13th, 2007, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by TurboLX

BWAL i was about to kick your ass that night

Reset · August 13th, 2007, 11:57 AM

lol funny

acehogg69 · August 13th, 2007, 12:04 PM

LOL good one!

August 13th, 2007, 01:02 AM	#1
MustanG_guy17 Hardcore Enthusiast 2007 Mustang GT/CS Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Milton,Florida Posts: 1,967 iTrader: 0 reviews	**joke** A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle. Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice. “Doctor, I can’t seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can’t satisfy her. What can I do?” The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, “Try a bit of self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you’ll find that you’ll last longer and ultimately satisfy her.” “Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help.” Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the front door when he arrived home. “Be prepared, my darling. I’m going to ravish you,” she cooed over the phone. Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor’s advice. But where? In the office? The Xerox room? What if someone walked in on him? He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided he would find a spot on the road to pull over, climb underneath the truck and pretend to be inspecting the rear axle, and do the deed there. A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the truck, closed his eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife, and began his “therapy”. A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his therapy session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg. Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he was enjoying, he said, “Yes?” “Sir, I’m with the Police Department. Could you tell me what you are doing, please?” said the officer. “Yes, officer, I’m inspecting my truck’s rear axle,” he replied confidently. “Well, why don’t you check the brakes while you’re down there. Your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago.” __________________ 2007 Mustang GT/CS 5spd: Flowmaster hushpower axle back,O/R X pipe,JLT CAI,93 Bama tune..laser interceptor dual jammers, Escort Redline RD,Laser Veil G4. MAVERICKS!!!!!!!!!! BABYYYY.. DALLAS COWBOYS

August 13th, 2007, 02:34 AM	#3
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,492 iTrader: 2 reviews	__________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

August 13th, 2007, 02:38 AM	#4
MicronXD Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In my command center! <br> PH34R M3!!! Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	hahhhhahahah __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #6 - Chief Petty Officer

August 13th, 2007, 04:15 AM	#5
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha that was.. odd __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

August 13th, 2007, 09:01 AM	#6
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	someone forgot to put the parking brake on __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 13th, 2007, 09:03 AM	#7
BWAL MSTRB8N & MDR8N 2021 Mustang V15 Quad Turbo with nawz Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On The Shaft Posts: 19,662 Blog Entries: 2 iTrader: 4 reviews	damn, talk about awkwardness.. kinda like when turbo walked in on me and his sister __________________ MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks

August 13th, 2007, 09:05 AM	#8
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	yup that's an oldie. __________________

August 13th, 2007, 09:06 AM	#9
Garhfer Hardcore Enthusiast 2004 Mustang GT Conv. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Edgewater, FL Posts: 1,793 iTrader: 0 reviews	__________________ 2004 GT Boosted by Vortech

August 13th, 2007, 12:04 PM	#13
acehogg69 Hardcore Enthusiast 06 GT with bolt ons I sucked Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cheese country!! aka WI Posts: 1,090 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL good one! __________________ Kyle Busch Haters Club!! Member Uno! Tony wrote "Blowers blow, turbos suck, and nitrous rules!!! lol " Borla cattless L/T's topped with Flowmasters , Roush short throw, JLT2 CAI w/ X-CAL2 from Brenspeed, Bullit 18X9 and 18X10 deep dish.

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