The bomb and the pilot

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 01:53 PM

3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.

HMUSN · August 13th, 2007, 01:55 PM

:sleep

WilltheThrill · August 13th, 2007, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by HMUSN

:sleep

+1, lol

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 02:04 PM

you guys are a drag...

rednsilver91 · August 13th, 2007, 02:08 PM

i guess that was ok... didn't rock my socks or anything.. lol

acehogg69 · August 13th, 2007, 02:18 PM

Yeah it doesn't hold up to your other jokes.

lil red · August 13th, 2007, 02:35 PM

there, u feel better???

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 02:38 PM

Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone laughed

lil red · August 13th, 2007, 02:46 PM

Denada!

ItalianBullitt754 · August 13th, 2007, 02:46 PM

Shitty joke...Lynch him!

rednsilver91 · August 13th, 2007, 02:49 PM

well thats a bit extreme....

HMUSN · August 13th, 2007, 02:50 PM

didn't you know red?

turbo sucks at the internet

ItalianBullitt754 · August 13th, 2007, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by rednsilver91

well thats a bit extreme....

Or is it????? J/K turbo

ItalianBullitt754 · August 13th, 2007, 02:51 PM

New York City!?! Get the Rope! You peeps remember that commercial?

rednsilver91 · August 13th, 2007, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by ItalianBullitt754

New York City!?! Get the Rope! You peeps remember that commercial?

yumm.. salsa... lol

lil red · August 13th, 2007, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by HMUSN

didn't you know red?

turbo sucks at the internet

yeah i knew, his mom told me last night

rednsilver91 · August 13th, 2007, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by lil red

Originally Posted by HMUSN

didn't you know red?

turbo sucks at the internet

yeah i knew, his mom told me last night

OOOOO! buuuuurnnn!! hahaha

Murderjetz · August 13th, 2007, 02:57 PM

that gave me a slight chuckle i guess.

pretty weak joke though. I FUCKIN HATE YOU TURBO GGAAARRGGHHH!!!!

rednsilver91 · August 13th, 2007, 03:02 PM

awww poor turbo *pats head* everyone hates you.. come give mama a hug... *smothers you in my boobs* lol

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 03:11 PM

hey lil red, tell mom to save me a plate at dinner, i gotta work late tonite

August 13th, 2007, 01:53 PM	#1
TurboLX Banned 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,780	The bomb and the pilot 3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.

August 13th, 2007, 02:08 PM	#5
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August 13th, 2007, 02:04 PM	#4
TurboLX Banned 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,780	you guys are a drag...

August 13th, 2007, 02:38 PM	#8
TurboLX Banned 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,780	Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone laughed

August 13th, 2007, 02:46 PM	#10
ItalianBullitt754 Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Naples, Italy Posts: 143	Shitty joke...Lynch him! __________________ 01' DHG Bullitt Mustang 89' and 93' SHO's: Faster then you think 94' STS Cadillac: Ghetto cruiser

August 13th, 2007, 02:49 PM	#11
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic '92 5.0 LX Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,986	well thats a bit extreme.... __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

August 13th, 2007, 02:51 PM	#14
ItalianBullitt754 Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Naples, Italy Posts: 143	New York City!?! Get the Rope! You peeps remember that commercial? __________________ 01' DHG Bullitt Mustang 89' and 93' SHO's: Faster then you think 94' STS Cadillac: Ghetto cruiser

August 13th, 2007, 02:57 PM	#18
Murderjetz Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 1,003	that gave me a slight chuckle i guess. pretty weak joke though. I FUCKIN HATE YOU TURBO GGAAARRGGHHH!!!! __________________ Listen to my music \| Visit my garage

August 13th, 2007, 03:02 PM	#19
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic '92 5.0 LX Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,986	awww poor turbo pats head everyone hates you.. come give mama a hug... smothers you in my boobs lol __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

August 13th, 2007, 03:11 PM	#20
TurboLX Banned 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,780	hey lil red, tell mom to save me a plate at dinner, i gotta work late tonite

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