i'll take the 12 pack

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 02:23 PM

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

'Well, ' he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that.

Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.'

The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.

The girl leans over and says, 'You never told me that you were such a religious person.' He leans over to her and says, 'You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.'

acehogg69 · August 13th, 2007, 02:27 PM

LOL cute!

HMUSN · August 13th, 2007, 02:28 PM

not bad

rednsilver91 · August 13th, 2007, 02:30 PM

heard it before... you suck! lol jk jk

lil red · August 13th, 2007, 02:49 PM

very nice, one of my fav's

ItalianBullitt754 · August 13th, 2007, 03:04 PM

LOLZ that was actually pretty funny.

MSO · August 13th, 2007, 04:26 PM

ahha

this one isnt as bad as some of the... others

lol

TheUNZippee! · August 13th, 2007, 04:28 PM

I hate condoms. I prefer to blast guardrails across her grape.

MSO · August 13th, 2007, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I hate condoms. I prefer to blast guardrails across her grape.

pics?

nba1341 · August 13th, 2007, 05:36 PM

this was just posted like last week

blazor · August 13th, 2007, 05:36 PM

oh snap. thats funny

Reset · August 13th, 2007, 10:02 PM

i think this is the best one i've heard so far

August 13th, 2007, 02:23 PM	#1
TurboLX IT'S TURBO TIME 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@151.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,740	i'll take the 12 pack A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. 'Well, ' he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.' The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over and says, 'You never told me that you were such a religious person.' He leans over to her and says, 'You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.'

August 13th, 2007, 02:27 PM	#2
acehogg69 Hardcore Enthusiast 06 GT with bolt ons I sucked Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cheese country!! aka WI Posts: 1,091	LOL cute! __________________ Kyle Busch Haters Club!! Member Uno! Tony wrote "Blowers blow, turbos suck, and nitrous rules!!! lol " Borla cattless L/T's topped with Flowmasters , Roush short throw, JLT2 CAI w/ X-CAL2 from Brenspeed, Bullit 18X9 and 18X10 deep dish.

August 13th, 2007, 02:30 PM	#4
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic '65 Mustang & '92 5.0 LX Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,976	heard it before... you suck! lol jk jk __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

August 13th, 2007, 02:49 PM	#5
lil red Regular Join Date: May 2007 Location: Santa Clarita, ca Posts: 78	very nice, one of my fav's __________________ 04SVTCobra's BIGGEST FAN 91 Honda prelude si "oh really, you wanna race through some curves??? bring it on mudda fuckaaaah!!!"

August 13th, 2007, 03:04 PM	#6
ItalianBullitt754 Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Naples, Italy Posts: 143	LOLZ that was actually pretty funny. __________________ 01' DHG Bullitt Mustang 89' and 93' SHO's: Faster then you think 94' STS Cadillac: Ghetto cruiser

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August 13th, 2007, 02:28 PM	#3
HMUSN Doc 91 Sonic Blue Goodness 19.83 @ 12mph Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NJ Posts: 27,311	not bad

August 13th, 2007, 04:26 PM	#7
MSO おたく Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,915	ahha this one isnt as bad as some of the... others lol __________________ MM Counter-Strike Club: Co-Founder/Group: Officer Dean MSO

August 13th, 2007, 05:36 PM	#10
nba1341 Banned 1965 Mustang Fastback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Cal Posts: 24,982 Posts: 2,193	this was just posted like last week

August 13th, 2007, 05:36 PM	#11
blazor Regular Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Orange County Posts: 307	oh snap. thats funny __________________ -01 V6 Coupe 5 Speed -02 GT Convertible 5 Speed

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