Take your choice

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 08:12 PM

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."

The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"

"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."

"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"

"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"

The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"

"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"

The wife sits and thinks about it.

Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"

The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"

"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"

"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

DanishStallion · August 13th, 2007, 08:14 PM

why did i read that. lol you suck.

TheUNZippee! · August 13th, 2007, 08:20 PM

*buys a dog, a fishing rod, and bait*

TurboLX · August 13th, 2007, 08:34 PM

Onemanzu · August 13th, 2007, 08:36 PM

... eww

2000Si · August 13th, 2007, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

*buys a dog, a barry white cd and some peanut butter*

TheUNZippee! · August 13th, 2007, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by 2000Si

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

*buys a dog, a barry white cd and some peanut butter*

meh, been there, done that, Si.

Reset · August 13th, 2007, 08:49 PM

hahahahah that is hilarious.

gross, but nonetheless hilarious.

TheUNZippee! · August 13th, 2007, 08:50 PM

Yeah I'm a regular friggin' box of sick dick jokes. lol

2000Si · August 13th, 2007, 09:20 PM

*turns around and walks out of thread after reading that*

TheUNZippee! · August 13th, 2007, 09:28 PM

*trips Si*

06RedfireGT · August 13th, 2007, 09:42 PM

2000Si · August 13th, 2007, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

*trips Si*

I don't care if you have any peanut butter... i'm not sucking your cack you sick bastard!

*covers his asshole and runs*

TheUNZippee! · August 13th, 2007, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by 2000Si

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

*trips Si*

I don't care if you have any peanut butter... i'm not sucking your cack you sick bastard!

*covers his asshole cuz I have the runs*

The deals off. Sicko.

BWAL09 · August 13th, 2007, 09:47 PM

nice joke. bet tony would like it.

2000Si · August 13th, 2007, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Originally Posted by 2000Si

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

*trips Si*

I don't care if you have any peanut butter... i'm not sucking your cack you sick bastard!

*covers his asshole cuz I have the runs*

The deals off. Sicko.

You canadians are nuts, eh.

TheUNZippee! · August 13th, 2007, 09:53 PM

Yeah we're trippy. lol

August 13th, 2007, 08:12 PM	#1
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 8.67@165.91 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hidden In NY Posts: 8,488	Take your choice A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!" The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!" "Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!" The wife sits and thinks about it. Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?" The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!" "Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!" "Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either." __________________ Wiring Diagrams, TSB's, OBD Service Codes and Engine Diagrams Available. PM For Info Myspace *Small Block Posse*

August 13th, 2007, 08:14 PM	#2
DanishStallion Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 566	why did i read that. lol you suck. __________________ http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k2...79/clubsig.jpg www.irmustangs.eamped.com

August 13th, 2007, 08:34 PM	#4
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 8.67@165.91 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hidden In NY Posts: 8,488	__________________ Wiring Diagrams, TSB's, OBD Service Codes and Engine Diagrams Available. PM For Info Myspace *Small Block Posse*

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2000Si Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my house. Posts: 995	turns around and walks out of thread after reading that

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