A Distinct Lack of Imagination

TurboLX · August 14th, 2007, 04:37 PM

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.

Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.

He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said , "If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"

TheUNZippee! · August 14th, 2007, 04:43 PM

How hot is this camel you speak of.

TurboLX · August 14th, 2007, 04:44 PM

TheUNZippee! · August 14th, 2007, 04:45 PM

Come on man, you can't be teasing me with hot camel stories and then not laying out the details. You friggin' camel-tease you.

TurboLX · August 14th, 2007, 05:06 PM

uhhh ok?

TurboLX · August 14th, 2007, 05:07 PM

TheUNZippee! · August 14th, 2007, 05:08 PM

OOoOOooHhHhhHh

*shudder*

(got any three humpers)

TurboLX · August 14th, 2007, 05:24 PM

LOLOLOLOL nah dude

TheUNZippee! · August 14th, 2007, 05:24 PM

Fuck.

ItalianBullitt754 · August 14th, 2007, 06:58 PM

You sick sick man Zippie.

I wanna hear more about this big chested blondes.

TheUNZippee! · August 14th, 2007, 07:01 PM

Thank you, Sir.

Here you go:

TurboLX · August 14th, 2007, 07:10 PM

WOWZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY I WANT

hey thats in canada, i see that damn tower in the back

i know where im going now :wink

HMUSN · August 14th, 2007, 07:14 PM

tig ol bittes

06RedfireGT · August 14th, 2007, 07:46 PM

*cough*obnoxiouslyhugefaketitties*cough*

Tony_90fox · August 14th, 2007, 07:50 PM

Jay Z: A camel on a camel...

Most of you probably dont get that, but it was hilarious!

TheUNZippee! · August 14th, 2007, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by TurboLX

WOWZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY I WANT

hey thats in canada, i see that damn tower in the back

i know where im going now :wink

Notify Canada Customs: close the borders immediately! A scourge is almost upon us!

August 14th, 2007, 04:37 PM	#1
TurboLX IT'S TURBO TIME 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,756	A Distinct Lack of Imagination There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said , "If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr." After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"

August 14th, 2007, 06:58 PM	#10
ItalianBullitt754 Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Naples, Italy Posts: 143	You sick sick man Zippie. I wanna hear more about this big chested blondes. __________________ 01' DHG Bullitt Mustang 89' and 93' SHO's: Faster then you think 94' STS Cadillac: Ghetto cruiser

August 14th, 2007, 07:46 PM	#14
06RedfireGT Captain Of Team Leg Hump 2006 Mustang GT In the 13's Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I'm so badass I make medicine cry Posts: 10,280	coughobnoxiouslyhugefaketittiescough __________________ Bassani Crew Member #1 Better to be judged by 12 then carried by six.

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August 14th, 2007, 04:44 PM	#3
TurboLX IT'S TURBO TIME 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,756

August 14th, 2007, 05:06 PM	#5
TurboLX IT'S TURBO TIME 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,756	uhhh ok?

August 14th, 2007, 05:07 PM	#6
TurboLX IT'S TURBO TIME 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,756

August 14th, 2007, 05:24 PM	#8
TurboLX IT'S TURBO TIME 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,756	LOLOLOLOL nah dude

August 14th, 2007, 07:10 PM	#12
TurboLX IT'S TURBO TIME 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,756	WOWZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY I WANT hey thats in canada, i see that damn tower in the back i know where im going now :wink

August 14th, 2007, 07:14 PM	#13
HMUSN Doc 91 Sonic Blue Goodness 19.83 @ 12mph Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NJ Posts: 27,311	tig ol bittes

August 14th, 2007, 07:50 PM	#15
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,776	Jay Z: A camel on a camel... Most of you probably dont get that, but it was hilarious!

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