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Old August 16th, 2007, 01:35 AM   #1
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I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57; we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"
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Old August 16th, 2007, 01:41 AM   #2
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^^LMAO
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Old August 16th, 2007, 01:43 AM   #3
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had to due to lack of funny threads.
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Old August 16th, 2007, 02:52 AM   #4
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tell me about it and the worst part is once it hits like 11 or midnight every thing just dies... i get so fuckin bored... nothing on ebay or any local forums... its like ahwggg!!
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haha, ewww!
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Old August 16th, 2007, 03:36 AM   #6
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oh snap....
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NICE!!!!
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Did you do them?
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Old August 16th, 2007, 08:27 AM   #9
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hahahaha i love it

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so, how were they?

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Wowsers! Old and Older.
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i honestly didnt see that coming

hahahaha

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