Hypothetically Speaking

TurboLX · August 17th, 2007, 01:06 AM

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: 'Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?'

The father replies: 'Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500, 000.'

The boy goes and asks his mother: 'Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500, 000?' The mother replies: 'Hell yes I would!'

The little boy returns to his father: 'Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'' The father then says: 'Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500, 000.'

The boy asks his sister: 'Would you have sex with your principal for $500, 000?' The sister replies: 'Hell yes I would!'

He returns to his father: 'Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'' The father answers: 'Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores.'

gooberhead320 · August 17th, 2007, 01:08 AM

haha

hey turbo did you do that thing to get back at HMUSN?

TurboLX · August 17th, 2007, 01:10 AM

its a secret, but not yet

Saleenwolf720 · August 17th, 2007, 01:29 AM

, your crankin out the good jokes these days turbo.

TurboLX · August 17th, 2007, 01:40 AM

lol, i think i might have scared off WP, i never meant to take his place really, i juts post what i think is funny

BWAL · August 17th, 2007, 01:42 AM

RIP WP

TurboLX · August 17th, 2007, 01:47 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no RIP.....

BWAL · August 17th, 2007, 01:49 AM

why cant WP reside in peace?

lol

TurboLX · August 17th, 2007, 02:07 AM

because he still needs to be here

96Snaker · August 17th, 2007, 03:04 AM

Originally Posted by TurboLX

because he still needs to be here

+1

Where'd that s.o.b. go anyways? I miss his politically-uncorrect humor.

You are a good substitute Turbo. Keep 'em coming. The jokes, that is. :wink

06RedfireGT · August 17th, 2007, 03:13 AM

He is just being an attention whore like BWAL

MSO · August 17th, 2007, 03:21 AM

turbo makes some good jokes

but sometimes htey're jus.. corny

then again, he's still a rookie wit his jokes

give him a year or two

he'll get better

Reset · August 17th, 2007, 12:22 PM

August 17th, 2007, 01:06 AM	#1
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Hypothetically Speaking A little boy goes up to his father and asks: 'Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?' The father replies: 'Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500, 000.' The boy goes and asks his mother: 'Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500, 000?' The mother replies: 'Hell yes I would!' The little boy returns to his father: 'Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'' The father then says: 'Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500, 000.' The boy asks his sister: 'Would you have sex with your principal for $500, 000?' The sister replies: 'Hell yes I would!' He returns to his father: 'Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'' The father answers: 'Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores.' __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 17th, 2007, 01:10 AM	#3
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	its a secret, but not yet __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 17th, 2007, 01:29 AM	#4
Saleenwolf720 Regular 2004 Mach 1 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 356 iTrader: 0 reviews	, your crankin out the good jokes these days turbo. __________________ -David Origin- M.M Mach 1 Crew Member #6 www.myspace.com/Saleenwolf

August 17th, 2007, 01:40 AM	#5
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol, i think i might have scared off WP, i never meant to take his place really, i juts post what i think is funny __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 17th, 2007, 01:47 AM	#7
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no RIP..... __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 17th, 2007, 02:07 AM	#9
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	because he still needs to be here __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 17th, 2007, 03:13 AM	#11
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,211 iTrader: 2 reviews	He is just being an attention whore like BWAL __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

August 17th, 2007, 03:21 AM	#12
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	turbo makes some good jokes but sometimes htey're jus.. corny then again, he's still a rookie wit his jokes give him a year or two he'll get better __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

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