Little Johnny Again

TurboLX · August 17th, 2007, 11:45 AM

Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bush and asks, 'What's that Mommy?

'A little embarrassed, she tells him that is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys.

Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season. Tommy asks her, 'Where is your sponge mommy? 'Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon.

Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it. His mother says OK and goes back to showering.

Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge.' What do you mean you found my sponge? "The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!'

ItalianBullitt754 · August 17th, 2007, 12:07 PM

He was going "Down Under" in the bushes!

G.T. Rags · August 17th, 2007, 01:37 PM

how come the title says little johnny but the boys name is tommy?

Cricket · August 17th, 2007, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop

how come the title says little johnny but the boys name is tommy?

+1

MSO · August 17th, 2007, 01:39 PM

haha

that was alright

but its jus a variant of one that i've heard like 25321453216436 times since kindergarten

TurboLX · August 17th, 2007, 01:47 PM

that was the title of the joke, idk

August 17th, 2007, 11:45 AM	#1
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Little Johnny Again Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to find his mother taking a bath. He points at her bush and asks, 'What's that Mommy? 'A little embarrassed, she tells him that is her sponge. Tommy is satisfied with that answer and goes back to playing with his toys. Some time later, Tommy catches his mother in the shower shortly after she has shaved her bush for bikini season. Tommy asks her, 'Where is your sponge mommy? 'Again embarrassed she tells him that she lost it but will probably find it soon. Tommy is a little worried and promises his mommy that he will help her find it. His mother says OK and goes back to showering. Soon, Tommy comes running back in and says that he has found his mother's sponge.' What do you mean you found my sponge? "The lady next door has it and she's washing Daddy's face with it!' __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

August 17th, 2007, 12:07 PM	#2
ItalianBullitt754 Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Naples, Italy Posts: 143 iTrader: 0 reviews	He was going "Down Under" in the bushes! __________________ 01' DHG Bullitt Mustang 89' and 93' SHO's: Faster then you think 94' STS Cadillac: Ghetto cruiser

August 17th, 2007, 01:39 PM	#5
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	haha that was alright but its jus a variant of one that i've heard like 25321453216436 times since kindergarten __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

August 17th, 2007, 01:47 PM	#6
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	that was the title of the joke, idk __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

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