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August 21st, 2007, 02:28 PM
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Just an email I got
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated andfailed to wash their hands. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... ..and wash your damn hands !
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August 21st, 2007, 02:30 PM
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Re: Just an email I got
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August 21st, 2007, 02:30 PM
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15 penises
ew or yum?  im jus stressed out dammit!! lol
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August 21st, 2007, 02:30 PM
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i come in daily DIRECT contact with 15 penises thank you very much
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August 21st, 2007, 02:31 PM
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August 21st, 2007, 03:52 PM
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So many penises, so little time. lol
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August 21st, 2007, 05:13 PM
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I Have Many Leather Bound Books
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August 21st, 2007, 06:12 PM
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Do you count the "dick's with ears" that you work with? If so 15 is like my first hour at worrk!
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