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Old August 21st, 2007, 02:28 PM   #1
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Just an email I got


During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.


In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated andfailed to wash their hands.


At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...
..and wash your damn hands !
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Old August 21st, 2007, 02:30 PM   #2
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Originally Posted by Amanda
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
penises (touching door handles, etc.)
Ok who's been boning door handles?
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Old August 21st, 2007, 02:30 PM   #3
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15 penises

ew

or

yum?



im jus stressed out dammit!!

lol
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i come in daily DIRECT contact with 15 penises thank you very much
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Old August 21st, 2007, 02:31 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by nba1341
i come in daily DIRECT contact with 15 penises thank you very much
so you're the one touching all the door knobs!
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well uh?? ok?
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So many penises, so little time. lol
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Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!
So many penises, so little time. lol
that thought runs through my mind every day when i wake up.
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Do you count the "dick's with ears" that you work with? If so 15 is like my first hour at worrk!
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