Just an email I got

Amanda · August 21st, 2007, 03:28 PM

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated andfailed to wash their hands.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...
..and wash your damn hands !

Reset · August 21st, 2007, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Amanda

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
penises (touching door handles, etc.)

Ok who's been boning door handles?

MSO · August 21st, 2007, 03:30 PM

15 penises

ew

or

yum?

im jus stressed out dammit!!

lol

nba1341 · August 21st, 2007, 03:30 PM

i come in daily DIRECT contact with 15 penises thank you very much

MSO · August 21st, 2007, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by nba1341

i come in daily DIRECT contact with 15 penises thank you very much

so you're the one touching all the door knobs!

TurboLX · August 21st, 2007, 04:34 PM

well uh?? ok?

TheUNZippee! · August 21st, 2007, 04:52 PM

So many penises, so little time. lol

Reset · August 21st, 2007, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

So many penises, so little time. lol

that thought runs through my mind every day when i wake up.

TheUNZippee! · August 21st, 2007, 06:13 PM

!

WAR-PARTY · August 21st, 2007, 07:12 PM

Do you count the "dick's with ears" that you work with? If so 15 is like my first hour at worrk!

August 21st, 2007, 03:28 PM	#1
Amanda Regular Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Fairbanks, AK Posts: 69	Just an email I got During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated andfailed to wash their hands. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... ..and wash your damn hands ! __________________ http://www.myspace.com/abbaby80

August 21st, 2007, 03:30 PM	#3
MSO おたく Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,915	15 penises ew or yum? im jus stressed out dammit!! lol __________________ MM Counter-Strike Club: Co-Founder/Group: Officer Dean MSO

August 21st, 2007, 07:12 PM	#10
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,079	Do you count the "dick's with ears" that you work with? If so 15 is like my first hour at worrk! __________________ Military Crew Golden Shellback U.S. Navy ret. Been around the world 17 times, seen everything from a Cat fornicating contest to an elephant jack off. When Jesus has a question God tells him 'Go ask the Chief.'

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August 21st, 2007, 03:30 PM	#4
nba1341 Banned 1965 Mustang Fastback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Cal Posts: 24,982 Posts: 2,193	i come in daily DIRECT contact with 15 penises thank you very much

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TurboLX IT'S TURBO TIME 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,756	well uh?? ok?

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