[Grimmy]

simple questionaire to be filled out before you will date her.

1. are you of legal age?
2. where do you stand in the issue of IDB?
3. do you have any sexually transmitted diseases?
4. have you ever been with teh zippeh.

btw number four is a deal breaker.

[MSO]

Originally Posted by Grimmy simple questionaire to be filled out before you will date her. 1. are you of legal age? 2. where do you stand in the issue of IDB? 3. do you have any sexually transmitted diseases? 4. have you ever been with teh zippeh. btw number four is a deal breaker.

number 4 is alittle too strict..

it shud say

4. have you been with teh zippeh less than 10 times?

[mustang1072]

Originally Posted by Grimmy simple questionaire to be filled out before you will date her. 1. are you of legal age? 2. where do you stand in the issue of IDB? 3. do you have any ually transmitted diseases? 4. have you ever been with teh zippeh. btw number four is a deal breaker.

1. im 18 in other words yes
2. huh?
3. no
4. who?

[Grimmy]

IDB in da butt

and teh zippeh is unzippie he is a zeppelineer, very dirty. very very dirty.

[mustang1072]

oh LOL no!! lol

[Luis_GT]

Originally Posted by Grimmy IDB in da butt and teh zippeh is unzippie he is a zeppelineer, very dirty. especially when he sticks it in my bunghole.

[mustang1072]

oh zippie... how could i not know him!? he comes over every night and makes me ware these skimpy little outfits b4 we well u kno...... EWWW

[Grimmy]

true he is one veiny son of a bitch.

[mustang1072]

lol

[Luis_GT]

Originally Posted by Grimmy true he is one veiny, gurthy and long son of a bitch.

[BWAL]

damn, looks like zippy has been around.

[B0B]

i vote the friend, she is hotter than both of the other ones.

[mpboy]

Originally Posted by My'StangOpens facial piercing.. the subconscious craving for attention sorry, jus MSO's little observations

man .02 always turns into 30 bucks with this guy

[mpboy]

sorry bro i like giving u hell ull always be my hero

[97Cobra]

yeah i got dumped by her

so i just think Im gonna get with her.



Hell I never knew I could get dumped in dreams. o well i didnt like her anyway she kept tickling elmo when I was trying to bust a dream stream...
I met the new one on a beach somewhere in Colorado

lmfao
speaking of dreams sounds like I need to...lmao

[Grimmy]

Originally Posted by BWAL09 damn, looks like zippy has been around.

around? more like twice around, the equter that is. he is one hung sob.
it's so large a terrorist crashed a plane into it. it took three and a half hours for the nerves to send the message of pain to his head.
it is often refered to as the intergalactic highway of love.
he once took his wife out to the country side for some romantic lovemaking under the stars. when he got his second wind he accidentaly bumped the moon three feet to the right.
when he was circumsized he made an entire set of luggage out of his foreskin and still had material left over.
it is the only human apendage that is visible from space.
it's so large it calls him little zippie
it is so large that it defies the laws of physics. it is actually older than he is. in fact it's first orgasm was so powerfull that scientists refer to the occasion as the big bang.
it has so much mass that it actually bends light and has at least three of its own moons.
early atronomers were put to death by the catholic church for stating their belief that the universe does not revolve around the earth but instead it revolves around zippies unit.

[97Cobra]

Originally Posted by Grimmy Originally Posted by BWAL09 damn, looks like zippy has been around. around? more like twice around, the equter that is. he is one hung sob. it's so large a terrorist crashed a plane into it. it took three and a half hours for the nerves to send the message of pain to his head. it is often refered to as the intergalactic highway of love. he once took his wife out to the country side for some romantic lovemaking under the stars. when he got his second wind he accidentaly bumped the moon three feet to the right. when he was circumsized he made an entire set of luggage out of his foreskin and still had material left over. it is the only human apendage that is visible from space. it's so large it calls him little zippie it is so large that it defies the laws of physics. it is actually older than he is. in fact it's first orgasm was so powerfull that scientists refer to the occasion as the big bang. it has so much mass that it actually bends light and has at least three of its own moons. early atronomers were put to death by the catholic church for stating their belief that the universe does not revolve around the earth but instead it revolves around zippies unit. I tell everyone I meet that it is my dream to tug some slack out of zippies unit to shade me while Im bathing in a yellow swimming pool

damn you sure do know a lot about zips appendage...
and you keep going on about it too??????
lmao

[MSO]

Originally Posted by mpboy Originally Posted by My'StangOpens facial piercing.. the subconscious craving for attention sorry, jus MSO's little observations man .02 always turns into 30 bucks with this guy

so stop giving me pennies and 20 dollar bills

[Grimmy]

it is quite majestic. like the grand canyon. which i am sure he had a part in creating.

[97Cobra]

Originally Posted by Grimmy it is quite majestic. like the grand canyon. which i am sure he had a part in creating.

I do believe the colorado river takes credit for that if Im not mistaken although Im tired...lmao