[ChrisJ]

I got my girli to make up a fake AIM account to mess with some of my friends with...Well she wanted to mess with one of her long time fair weather friend (they dated like 6 years ago and he is a prick)...And well this is the LONG convo

WEll the convo got alittle crazy tonight to say the least...Her ex ended up sending her pics of his junk...And that spoke for quite a long while...I thought it quite hilarious...

Watch out becuase there is some language in there that prolly would not be the best for you to read while your kids are around...

I changed the guys name to "dumbass" becuase someone might know him and tip him off...And that is no good becuase the he wont show up the address tomorrow thinking he is going to get some...More info on that tomorrow...Sorry but I think $hit is hilarious...

thetechnogirl (10:05:44 PM): this right?
Dumbass (10:06:09 PM): hey you
Dumbass (10:06:16 PM): good job
Dumbass (10:06:18 PM):
thetechnogirl (10:06:39 PM): Hi. Sorry it took me so long. I am totally computer illiterate.
Dumbass (10:06:45 PM): nah its cool
Dumbass (10:07:14 PM): this is 10 times easier
thetechnogirl (10:07:28 PM): Okay good.
Dumbass (10:07:36 PM): as you see
Dumbass (10:07:48 PM): wanna see more pics of me?
thetechnogirl (10:08:14 PM): Yes sure. Unfortunately I don't have many other pictures. All my pictures are back home, not on a computer.
Dumbass (10:08:44 PM): well i can send them through here
thetechnogirl (10:09:04 PM): Okay. I guess. I don't know anything. So you'll have to teach me.
Dumbass (10:09:39 PM): you know i will
Dumbass (10:09:43 PM): i love teaching and helping out
thetechnogirl (10:09:59 PM): Okay good. Because I need lots of help.
thetechnogirl (10:10:07 PM):
Dumbass (10:10:16 PM): thats fine, im patient
thetechnogirl (10:10:32 PM): Good.
Dumbass (10:11:23 PM): i had a great time talking last night
thetechnogirl (10:11:58 PM): I did too. It's so great to talk to someone who is so friendly.
thetechnogirl (10:12:04 PM): Haven't met too many of them out here.
Dumbass (10:12:15 PM): yeah they all wanna drop your thong
thetechnogirl (10:12:27 PM): Unfortunately yes.
Dumbass (10:12:28 PM): or g-string etc...point is they have no respect
thetechnogirl (10:12:33 PM): It's all about the booty.
thetechnogirl (10:13:20 PM): Which I am need of. But I'm not getting with any joe-shmo.
Dumbass (10:13:28 PM): look i love beautiful women like yourself and love sex as much as anyone, but you can get all the sex you want and still be a great guy and a great bf to a good female who deserves to be treated like she is only one on the planet
thetechnogirl (10:13:58 PM): That is the type of man I am looking for. Perfect explanation.
Dumbass (10:14:20 PM): and see if we dated im not looking to marry you or get so serious it gets weird
Dumbass (10:14:26 PM): it takes time for all that
thetechnogirl (10:14:30 PM): I agree.
Dumbass (10:14:35 PM): and im 26 and in no rush, i love long term, but no rush
Dumbass (10:14:43 PM): if i marry its one time and thats it
thetechnogirl (10:14:51 PM): Totally.
Dumbass (10:15:29 PM): but i mean i see myself now and im a single guy, has his own place at the oceanfront in va beach, has a great paying job, good head on my shoulders
Dumbass (10:15:44 PM): come from a good family, and all thats missing is a good female who wants a good relationship
Dumbass (10:15:47 PM): thats all
Dumbass (10:16:17 PM): not play games, but have fun and keep things fresh and creative
thetechnogirl (10:16:23 PM): Well you seem like such a great catch. What's the matter with you? Ha!. I'm joking. But seriously, why aren't you taken?
Dumbass (10:17:01 PM): well i think its because its barry 100% the female 0% as far as giving to a relationship
Dumbass (10:17:06 PM): i prefer 50/50
Dumbass (10:17:40 PM): i mean something simple like for example....im huge red sox baseball fan, but you hate it...but you go there with me anyway cause you know how important it is to me
Dumbass (10:18:04 PM): well if you liked riding through a botancial garden looking at flowers and i hated ti, i would still do it anyway
thetechnogirl (10:18:08 PM): A relationship is a 50/50 deal.
thetechnogirl (10:18:16 PM): That is apart of a relationship though.
thetechnogirl (10:18:19 PM): Compromise.
Dumbass (10:18:23 PM): exactly
Dumbass (10:18:31 PM): communcation, trust and compromise
thetechnogirl (10:18:38 PM): And honesty.
Dumbass (10:18:39 PM): thats why my parents been together for 31 years
thetechnogirl (10:18:49 PM): That's great.
Dumbass (10:18:49 PM): see im open and honest
Dumbass (10:19:03 PM): i value all 5 of those things we mentioned
Dumbass (10:19:15 PM): just havent found a female who agrees and fits that and wants a good guy like me
thetechnogirl (10:19:22 PM): That's great. Not many people our age feel the same way.
Dumbass (10:19:44 PM): and see im a short skinny white guy, but women who give me a chance are stunned how good of a guy i am, and in the bed too
thetechnogirl (10:19:56 PM): Oh really?
Dumbass (10:19:59 PM): not bragging about any skill there...its just i have what most dont in the bedroom
thetechnogirl (10:20:08 PM): And what is that?
Dumbass (10:20:20 PM): that is the drive to please the woman til she cant be anymore
Dumbass (10:20:25 PM): im very unselfish
thetechnogirl (10:20:38 PM): That's not a bad trait to have.
Dumbass (10:20:49 PM): i know how hard it is for women to cum
thetechnogirl (10:20:52 PM): I feel the same way in the bedroom.
Dumbass (10:20:56 PM): so the guy has to take the time to learn her
Dumbass (10:21:01 PM): learn what you like and dont like
Dumbass (10:21:07 PM): and focus on her strength
thetechnogirl (10:21:18 PM): Thats why I believe practice makes perfect. Hehe.
Dumbass (10:21:34 PM): and that way guys get their women off 5 times in a one time session
Dumbass (10:21:46 PM): see you wuld like me, cause i recover quickly too
thetechnogirl (10:21:53 PM): Tempting.
Dumbass (10:21:57 PM): most guys one and done
thetechnogirl (10:22:08 PM): True.
Dumbass (10:22:09 PM): i can more than 3 or 4 times if necessary
thetechnogirl (10:22:18 PM):
Dumbass (10:22:34 PM): say for example, i was over there now..cause of the excitement and how attracted i would be to you
Dumbass (10:22:38 PM): i cum within 5 minutes
Dumbass (10:22:44 PM): in your mind your thinking this sucks ass
Dumbass (10:22:50 PM): BUT
Dumbass (10:23:16 PM): i slide out, clean off, stay hard and dont lose mood or excitement and im back in the ballgame
Dumbass (10:23:24 PM): within secs
Dumbass (10:24:02 PM): not sure how im blessed with that but i am
Dumbass (10:24:11 PM): good thing for me i guess
Dumbass (10:24:47 PM): you there?????
thetechnogirl (10:24:56 PM): You should stop. You're making me all hot and bothered.
thetechnogirl (10:25:02 PM): And there's nothing I can do about it.
Dumbass (10:25:05 PM): really??
thetechnogirl (10:25:19 PM): Yes, really.
Dumbass (10:25:21 PM): im very creative too
Dumbass (10:25:27 PM): anywhere anytime
Dumbass (10:25:35 PM): and i love using this
thetechnogirl (10:25:54 PM): Well I like using mine too.
Dumbass (10:26:01 PM): cool
Dumbass (10:26:08 PM): guess that would make us a happy couple
Dumbass (10:26:09 PM): ha ha ha
thetechnogirl (10:26:30 PM): A very happy couple.
Dumbass (10:26:33 PM): but see ill use for hours if neccessary
Dumbass (10:26:50 PM): and i dont need sex, if you wanted to jsut get off and wanted me to just go down i would
Dumbass (10:27:06 PM): i get off on getting you off, even if i physcially dont cum
Dumbass (10:27:14 PM): always been that way
thetechnogirl (10:27:43 PM): Where did you get this from?
thetechnogirl (10:27:49 PM): Lots of previous experience?
Dumbass (10:27:50 PM): get what?
thetechnogirl (10:28:02 PM): The fact that you don't need to cum.
thetechnogirl (10:28:09 PM): That you love pleasing your woman.
thetechnogirl (10:28:27 PM): Don't go anywhere. Potty break.
Dumbass (10:28:37 PM): umm i havent been with lots of women number wise, doesnt mean i didnt have enough sex and get to know what works
Dumbass (10:28:52 PM): ok, im hgere
thetechnogirl (10:31:25 PM): Okay. I am back.
Dumbass (10:31:45 PM): see i learned from my dad years ago that you gotta treat women like they are gold
Dumbass (10:31:56 PM): in everything, relationship, and in bedroom
thetechnogirl (10:31:58 PM): Very good thing to teach you.
Dumbass (10:32:25 PM): i mean im not the most buff guy, not tan, but working on it, and im skinny
thetechnogirl (10:32:38 PM): I like skinny white boys.
Dumbass (10:32:41 PM): but i have a good personality and enjoy having fun and im a good person over all
Dumbass (10:32:47 PM): you do huh?
thetechnogirl (10:32:52 PM): I am getting to see that.
thetechnogirl (10:32:54 PM): I do.
Dumbass (10:33:03 PM): well ill tell you a secret
Dumbass (10:33:10 PM): first did i read your bi??
thetechnogirl (10:33:24 PM): Yes you did.
Dumbass (10:33:28 PM): this pretains to the secret is why im asking
thetechnogirl (10:33:30 PM): What's your secret?
Dumbass (10:33:37 PM): ok well i have never had a threesome before
thetechnogirl (10:33:48 PM): You would love it, I would think.
Dumbass (10:33:49 PM): you would figure a guy 26 would have by now
thetechnogirl (10:33:57 PM): It's every guys fantasy right?
Dumbass (10:34:04 PM): not mine
thetechnogirl (10:34:09 PM): Why?
Dumbass (10:34:20 PM): mine is to have sex on a pooltable
thetechnogirl (10:34:28 PM): Interesting.
Dumbass (10:34:44 PM): oh course would be cool to say i had a threesome with my gf and a hot blonde tan bombshell
Dumbass (10:34:51 PM): but see i would never stray away
thetechnogirl (10:34:56 PM): I have yet to have a threesome.
thetechnogirl (10:35:06 PM): That is one of my fantasies.
Dumbass (10:35:06 PM): i would not be tempted by leaving you to go to her
Dumbass (10:35:26 PM): well see if we dated, thats something maybe we could do for you
thetechnogirl (10:35:34 PM): Possibly.
Dumbass (10:35:50 PM): ok lets get personal a little bit
thetechnogirl (10:35:58 PM): Okay?
Dumbass (10:36:00 PM): and before we do, ask me anything you wanna know...ill be honest and open
thetechnogirl (10:36:14 PM): I don't really have any questions.
Dumbass (10:36:16 PM): ok, does size matter to you??
Dumbass (10:36:34 PM): with some women it does some dont
thetechnogirl (10:36:39 PM): Not particularly. But it takes a long time to row a boat to England, if you catch my drift.
Dumbass (10:36:54 PM): yeah, well here is something ill tell you
Dumbass (10:36:58 PM): between me and you
thetechnogirl (10:37:01 PM): Ok?
Dumbass (10:37:04 PM): i have never measured myself
thetechnogirl (10:37:09 PM): Why not?
Dumbass (10:37:20 PM): i look at it as, hey im blessed with what i have, i use to the best i can
Dumbass (10:37:30 PM): i cant change what god gave me
thetechnogirl (10:37:42 PM): Very true.
Dumbass (10:37:43 PM): i cant get dick implants if i happened to be 2 inches
Dumbass (10:37:48 PM): ha ha ha
thetechnogirl (10:37:51 PM): Ha
Dumbass (10:38:05 PM): but heres a secret
thetechnogirl (10:38:17 PM): Ok?
Dumbass (10:38:26 PM): i took 2 special pics for a female i was seeing but i never showed her
thetechnogirl (10:38:34 PM): Really?
Dumbass (10:38:35 PM): never before seen pics
Dumbass (10:38:40 PM): yep
thetechnogirl (10:38:41 PM): Oh.
Dumbass (10:39:04 PM): so if ever came a time yuo were curious, and you were being a good girl, maybe i would show you
Dumbass (10:39:06 PM): ha ha ha
Dumbass (10:39:16 PM):
thetechnogirl (10:39:17 PM): What would make me be a good girl?
thetechnogirl (10:39:24 PM): What could I do for you to see these pictures?
Dumbass (10:39:35 PM): well you have been a good girl already
Dumbass (10:39:40 PM): i mean we have really hit it off
Dumbass (10:39:47 PM): so your scored points there already
Dumbass (10:40:00 PM): question is how curious or badly you wanna see these?
thetechnogirl (10:40:00 PM): I guess that's good for me.
thetechnogirl (10:40:10 PM): I am a very curious girl.
Dumbass (10:40:21 PM): if i showed you, you wouldnt look down on me for it?
Dumbass (10:40:30 PM): cause ill be nervous if i send them to you
thetechnogirl (10:40:34 PM): No. Why would I?
Dumbass (10:40:38 PM): ok cool
Dumbass (10:40:47 PM): cause we are taking our time with this, i dont wanna ruin anything
thetechnogirl (10:41:03 PM): I don't think you'd be ruining anything.
Dumbass (10:41:10 PM): maybe enhance?
Dumbass (10:41:11 PM): ha ha ha
thetechnogirl (10:41:17 PM): Ha maybe.
Dumbass (10:41:24 PM): ok, you twisted my arm
Dumbass (10:41:34 PM): whats your email address?
thetechnogirl (10:41:42 PM): I really had to twist it hard, huh?
Dumbass (10:41:49 PM): yes
Dumbass (10:41:50 PM): ha ha ha
thetechnogirl (10:41:59 PM): techno_pussy_cat@hotmail.com
Dumbass (10:43:12 PM): sent
Dumbass (10:43:37 PM): let me know if you receive it
thetechnogirl (10:43:59 PM): I got it. Now who was the lucky girl to get these pictures?
Dumbass (10:44:07 PM): you
Dumbass (10:44:12 PM): no one has seen them
thetechnogirl (10:44:38 PM): Very nice.
Dumbass (10:44:45 PM): your thoughts??
thetechnogirl (10:44:58 PM): I can't talk right now.
thetechnogirl (10:45:01 PM):
Dumbass (10:45:05 PM): whys that?
thetechnogirl (10:45:11 PM): I don't know.
Dumbass (10:45:19 PM): perfec for you?
thetechnogirl (10:45:29 PM): Perfection at it's best.
Dumbass (10:45:34 PM): really?
thetechnogirl (10:45:47 PM): Let's talk about something else. Before I get myself in to deep.
Dumbass (10:45:53 PM): us skinny boys gotta pick up something somewhere
Dumbass (10:46:00 PM): into deep, talk to me
thetechnogirl (10:46:00 PM): So. What was your last relationsip like?
Dumbass (10:46:03 PM): whats on your mind?
Dumbass (10:46:15 PM): last relationship was a hurtful one
thetechnogirl (10:46:30 PM): Most are. Right? That's why they are an ex.
Dumbass (10:46:32 PM): i learned alot from it, but didnt help improve my confidence i will say
Dumbass (10:46:44 PM): exactly but see i kinda didnt date her
Dumbass (10:46:56 PM): the previous relationship before this woman was my almost 5 year
Dumbass (10:46:59 PM): and she cheated on me
thetechnogirl (10:47:08 PM): Wow.
thetechnogirl (10:47:20 PM): My last relationship was very hurtful.
thetechnogirl (10:47:30 PM): We were engaged. Supposed to marry this year.
Dumbass (10:47:32 PM): this last girl i was seeing but not dating was a complicated story that ill tell you in person, too much to type
Dumbass (10:47:35 PM): wow
Dumbass (10:47:37 PM): im so sorry
Dumbass (10:47:41 PM): his loss my gain
Dumbass (10:47:42 PM): ha ha ha
Dumbass (10:47:45 PM):
thetechnogirl (10:47:54 PM): It's okay. I learned alot from it, and can only get stronger for it.
thetechnogirl (10:47:57 PM): Ha very true.
Dumbass (10:47:59 PM): plus i make decent money so that means nicer engagement ring
Dumbass (10:48:03 PM): ha ha ha
thetechnogirl (10:48:18 PM): Well I don't know. My ring was pretty nice. But that wasn't the point of it.
Dumbass (10:48:30 PM): exactly its the meaning of the ring
Dumbass (10:48:32 PM): not the ring
Dumbass (10:48:46 PM): but back to the get too deep into, what was on your mind???
thetechnogirl (10:49:02 PM): But I found out that he had a whole different life. A girlfriend on the side. It was crazy.
Dumbass (10:49:12 PM): yikes, see i dont cheat nor wil I
Dumbass (10:49:24 PM): yuo have any pics you could send me??
thetechnogirl (10:49:46 PM): I have never cheated in my whole entire life. And when he asked me to marry him, I took that very seriously, while on the other hand, he didn't.
thetechnogirl (10:50:08 PM): No. The pictures I have on myspace are the only ones I was able to get from Tenn.
Dumbass (10:50:09 PM): see if that was me, we would be on a honeymoon to hawaii or somewhere overseas
Dumbass (10:50:21 PM): oh cool
Dumbass (10:50:27 PM): i think i have a huge crush
Dumbass (10:50:30 PM):
thetechnogirl (10:50:40 PM): Thanks sweetie.
thetechnogirl (10:50:57 PM): After all that happened, I picked up all my stuff and decided to start off new.
thetechnogirl (10:51:00 PM): And that is where I am.
thetechnogirl (10:51:08 PM): That is why I said to take things slow.
Dumbass (10:51:09 PM): having trouble getting my pics off your screen, ha ha
Dumbass (10:51:15 PM): well see you bump into me and who knows
thetechnogirl (10:51:22 PM): I am still trying to get through what happened.
Dumbass (10:51:23 PM): i could be the one to turn your life around for the better
thetechnogirl (10:51:29 PM): You could.
Dumbass (10:51:35 PM): with no rush or expectations
Dumbass (10:51:44 PM): your best friend and lover
thetechnogirl (10:52:15 PM): That's what every girl needs.
Dumbass (10:52:25 PM): well i listen well
Dumbass (10:52:49 PM): and well you seen my pics and heard what i would do for tyou, so being your lover is a very good thing for you
thetechnogirl (10:53:04 PM): How do you know it's not a good thing for you too?
Dumbass (10:53:12 PM): i think it would be
Dumbass (10:53:20 PM): i bet you would cause me to go numb
Dumbass (10:53:26 PM): might put it on me like i have never had it
thetechnogirl (10:53:33 PM): I'm quite a wonder in the sack too.
Dumbass (10:53:44 PM): we could end up banging one another like porn stars
Dumbass (10:53:45 PM): ha ha ha
thetechnogirl (10:53:50 PM): Ha could be.
Dumbass (10:53:59 PM): but with real feelings of care behind it
thetechnogirl (10:54:06 PM): Right.
Dumbass (10:54:20 PM): im curious what makes yuo a wonder?
thetechnogirl (10:54:53 PM): Too many to name. From my tongue ring. To everything else that I could do to please every inch of your body.
Dumbass (10:55:18 PM): do i need to gas up the mustang now?
Dumbass (10:55:21 PM): ha ha ha
thetechnogirl (10:55:31 PM): Ha.
Dumbass (10:56:04 PM): could be there in 25-30 minutes
Dumbass (10:56:05 PM): ha ha ha
thetechnogirl (10:56:17 PM): Ha you are funny.
Dumbass (10:56:42 PM): see knowing me i would get there and just talk to you and maybe watch a movie and you fall asleep in my lap on your couch
Dumbass (10:56:54 PM): instead of intense fucking all over your apt
thetechnogirl (10:56:54 PM): How often do you touch yourself?
Dumbass (10:56:56 PM): ha ha ha
thetechnogirl (10:57:06 PM): Nothing wrong with that.
Dumbass (10:57:14 PM): which one?
thetechnogirl (10:57:24 PM): The intense part.
Dumbass (10:57:36 PM): how badly would you want me to take care of that for you?
thetechnogirl (10:57:53 PM): Very badly.
Dumbass (10:58:08 PM): what you saw in my pics, are you now claiming its yours?
thetechnogirl (10:58:31 PM): I can't claim it yet.
Dumbass (10:58:42 PM): oh, how you wanna claim it?
thetechnogirl (10:58:52 PM): How would you prefer?
Dumbass (10:58:55 PM): and are you touching yourself now??
thetechnogirl (10:59:04 PM): I don't know, are you?
Dumbass (10:59:08 PM): what would be hot if you just said ok you need to come see me now
Dumbass (10:59:55 PM): after intense fucking everywhere, then i tuck you ni to bed
Dumbass (10:59:58 PM): cuddle with you
Dumbass (11:01:07 PM): whats becca think???
Dumbass (11:02:00 PM): you there????
thetechnogirl (11:02:46 PM): I'm here sorry.
thetechnogirl (11:02:55 PM): I was just thinking about all that.
thetechnogirl (11:03:01 PM): Are you touching yourself?
Dumbass (11:03:08 PM): and what you come up with?
Dumbass (11:03:45 PM): yes i am
thetechnogirl (11:04:06 PM): Really. How bad do you want it?
Dumbass (11:04:28 PM): willing to drive over now to make you happy and smile
Dumbass (11:04:35 PM): thats how bad
thetechnogirl (11:05:11 PM): I wish you could. However, I still think it's too soon.
Dumbass (11:05:35 PM): well see thats why i would end up just talking and cuddling
Dumbass (11:05:51 PM): dont wanna ruin anything til you were set for it
thetechnogirl (11:06:00 PM): Set for it?
Dumbass (11:06:15 PM): meaning in your mind and body that you wanted me
thetechnogirl (11:06:48 PM): You are getting me too hot and bothered. Let's switch subjects.
thetechnogirl (11:06:57 PM): Who are all those girls on your myspace?
Dumbass (11:07:02 PM): see if i did come over
Dumbass (11:07:15 PM): i would just lick you til you cum, no ex
Dumbass (11:07:29 PM): friends or high school friends
thetechnogirl (11:07:56 PM): Oh I see.
Dumbass (11:08:14 PM): see licking you would tame you til you were ready to have sex whenever that would be
Dumbass (11:08:23 PM): cuddle talk to you, keep you company
Dumbass (11:08:33 PM): bring you your fav candy
thetechnogirl (11:08:52 PM): That is sweet.
Dumbass (11:09:06 PM): so you dont want sex now then thats fine
Dumbass (11:09:16 PM): i wanna do what makes you happy and comfortable
thetechnogirl (11:09:41 PM): I think right now getting to know one another better is in the cards.
Dumbass (11:10:15 PM): and see thats fine...i know your mind is thinking i really do wanna see him but dont wanna do it too soon and it get ruined somehow
thetechnogirl (11:10:45 PM): I'm glad you understand.
Dumbass (11:10:50 PM): you do have my sweats off sweetie
thetechnogirl (11:11:02 PM): Your sweats?
Dumbass (11:11:12 PM): sweatpants
thetechnogirl (11:11:25 PM): Oh sorry. You are naked?
Dumbass (11:11:43 PM): i can be, if that makes you smile and you want me to be
thetechnogirl (11:12:25 PM): Oh really?
thetechnogirl (11:12:37 PM): Would you run down the street naked for me if I asked you?
Dumbass (11:12:39 PM): yes what you thinking baby??
Dumbass (11:13:05 PM): very possible depends on our deal
thetechnogirl (11:13:16 PM): What would you want in return?
Dumbass (11:13:51 PM): just the chance to see you spend time with you, or you controling me
Dumbass (11:13:58 PM): doing what you please to me
thetechnogirl (11:14:31 PM): Why does our conversation always go back to sex?
Dumbass (11:14:59 PM): not sure, maybe cause we related so much on a normal level and we connect on the same sex level too
Dumbass (11:15:02 PM): which makes its awesome
thetechnogirl (11:15:36 PM): I see. I guess I see sex as such a personal and intimate experience, not to be shared over the internet.
Dumbass (11:15:52 PM): yea
thetechnogirl (11:16:11 PM): You don't feel the same?
Dumbass (11:16:12 PM): and we both think same way there, but we are attracted to one another
thetechnogirl (11:16:29 PM): I would just to learn more about you.
thetechnogirl (11:16:38 PM): *just like to learn
Dumbass (11:16:41 PM): and we like one anothers personality which makes us want one another more
Dumbass (11:16:55 PM): i do too
Dumbass (11:17:02 PM): even though precum is flowing
thetechnogirl (11:17:16 PM): Oh really?
Dumbass (11:17:28 PM): yes
thetechnogirl (11:17:39 PM): What do you want to do?
Dumbass (11:18:05 PM): question is whats becca thinking and what does she want?
thetechnogirl (11:18:38 PM): Well Becca's thinking that we should calm down, since Becca has to work in the morning.
Dumbass (11:19:01 PM): does becca want me to finish??
thetechnogirl (11:19:14 PM): Yes sweetie.
Dumbass (11:19:24 PM): what you doing?
thetechnogirl (11:19:35 PM): Getting ready to go to bed.
Dumbass (11:19:45 PM): what you wearing to bed?
thetechnogirl (11:20:01 PM): A tank top and boy shorts.
Dumbass (11:20:15 PM): turned on?
thetechnogirl (11:20:31 PM): I am.
Dumbass (11:20:37 PM): toy in hand?
thetechnogirl (11:21:04 PM): No sweetie. Not right now.
Dumbass (11:21:13 PM): planning on it?
thetechnogirl (11:21:19 PM): But I do want you to finish.
Dumbass (11:21:51 PM): how would you finish me if i was there?
thetechnogirl (11:22:35 PM): What's your feelings on anal?
Dumbass (11:22:43 PM): done it 1 time
thetechnogirl (11:22:49 PM): Did you like it?
Dumbass (11:22:53 PM): not bad
thetechnogirl (11:23:16 PM): You didn't like it?
Dumbass (11:23:20 PM): i did
Dumbass (11:23:56 PM): got idea over there?
thetechnogirl (11:24:22 PM): Possibly.
Dumbass (11:24:26 PM): like?
Dumbass (11:25:04 PM): im close
thetechnogirl (11:25:29 PM): Well I'd like to know if a guy gets off more by giving him a blow job and massaging his butt...
Dumbass (11:26:19 PM): i see
thetechnogirl (11:26:27 PM): You wouldn't want to try that?
Dumbass (11:26:37 PM): be interesting
Dumbass (11:27:00 PM): wow
Dumbass (11:27:11 PM): not to get off subject
Dumbass (11:27:21 PM): what time u off?
thetechnogirl (11:27:32 PM): Tomorrow?
Dumbass (11:27:37 PM): yes
thetechnogirl (11:27:51 PM): I don't know yet.
thetechnogirl (11:28:26 PM): Why?
Dumbass (11:28:30 PM): wanna go dancing t-morrow?
thetechnogirl (11:28:39 PM): I am not sure yet.
Dumbass (11:29:33 PM): you have home phone or cell?
thetechnogirl (11:29:55 PM): Just try to catch me on here. My cellphone doesn't work that great.
Dumbass (11:30:23 PM): now that your on aol, makes easier to catch up
thetechnogirl (11:30:32 PM): Most definitely.
thetechnogirl (11:30:37 PM): You finished?
Dumbass (11:30:42 PM): i wanna take you dancing tomorrow night
Dumbass (11:30:45 PM): yes sweetie i am
Dumbass (11:30:57 PM): hopefully thats last time we do that, next time it will be in person
Dumbass (11:30:59 PM): ha ha ha
thetechnogirl (11:31:42 PM): Ha,
thetechnogirl (11:31:56 PM): Well we will see.
thetechnogirl (11:32:12 PM): But I do need to go to bed.
Dumbass (11:32:16 PM): it would be awesome
Dumbass (11:32:25 PM): after we dance, we go take a walk on the beach to cool off
Dumbass (11:32:41 PM): we can talk and relax on the beach at like 1am
thetechnogirl (11:32:48 PM): That would be great.
thetechnogirl (11:32:52 PM): But I am going to bed now.
thetechnogirl (11:32:56 PM): Have a great night.
Dumbass (11:33:02 PM): ok well lets plan for that if your free
Dumbass (11:33:14 PM): have a great night and sleep well, sweet dreams of me
Dumbass (11:33:17 PM):
thetechnogirl (11:33:25 PM): goodnight.

If I saw this post myself...I would say TL/DR...But this is seriously funny as hell...

[Drgnracin72]

hahaha thats so wrong!!

[ChrisJ]

I thought it was hilarious...

Tomorrow we are going to get him to show up to my old apartment and knock knock on the door and ask for "Becca"...Its going to funny...He deserves it though...

[Drgnracin72]

better think twice about it though. how good of a friend is he? he may not like that and it could ruin your friendship. just something to think about. hate to see ya lose a buddy over a funny joke. hell be pissed i promise ya!

[ChrisJ]

Originally Posted by drgnracin72 better think twice about it though. how good of a friend is he? he may not like that and it could ruin your friendship. just something to think about. hate to see ya lose a buddy over a funny joke. hell be pissed i promise ya!

Nah this dude is a fair weather friend that blows her off quite a bit...He tried to act like he was cool with me but then turned around and tried to get my girlie to leave me and come back to him...She laughed and then told me...He is a prick to me and it is all I can do from not pounding the kid in the dirt when I see him...But I kept my cool when he is around becuase I dont feel like going to jail for assault and battery again...

So it should be funny...

I wont have my friends do anything that extreme...Just gotta mess with them...They have done far worse to me...We sorta play one up with each other...

[Drgnracin72]

ok then it fair. after you he comes then beat the shit out of him

[ChrisJ]

Originally Posted by drgnracin72 ok then it fair. after you he comes then beat the shit out of him

Nah I know just the apartment to send him too...One of my friends lives in my old apartment complex and we are going to send him there and he is going to put on a show...It should be funny...

[00SoSlow]

hahaha... thats so mean, i think someone wanted some pussy!!!

[ChrisJ]

Originally Posted by 00SoSlow hahaha... thats so mean, i think someone wanted some pussy!!!

Oh he was thinking he was coming over...tomorrow will be too funny...

[B0mb3r645]

Lol nice, I love pranks

[ChrisJ]

Originally Posted by B0mb3r645 Lol nice, I love pranks

Oh I love playing pranks...I am very well known for it in my group of friends...

[Drgnracin72]

its funny. how come evrything leads to sex in the convo, when they are tlaking about something completely different and hes like wanna see my COCK!!!!! hahahahah i wish i was there to see that

[B0mb3r645]

Standing over people's shoulders, maybe put it up on a big screen TV at a LAN party or get-together lol, that'd be classic.

[ChrisJ]

Originally Posted by drgnracin72 its funny. how come evrything leads to sex in the convo, when they are tlaking about something completely different and hes like wanna see my COCK!!!!! hahahahah i wish i was there to see that

And he sent the picture...

I was talking to my girlie the whole time and she was in tears laughing so hard...Oh and he messed up pretty good when he was talking about relationships...He was talking about my girlie...She was not real happy that there 2 Year relationship was "not really a relationship" now she is in evil mode...

She was like "I cant keep him from talking about sex..." and at the end she was in tears because he said he finished...

I was in tears right around this point:

bosx38 (11:21:51 PM): how would you finish me if i was there? thetechnogirl (11:22:35 PM): What's your feelings on anal? bosx38 (11:22:43 PM): done it 1 time thetechnogirl (11:22:49 PM): Did you like it? bosx38 (11:22:53 PM): not bad thetechnogirl (11:23:16 PM): You didn't like it? bosx38 (11:23:20 PM): i did bosx38 (11:23:56 PM): got idea over there? thetechnogirl (11:24:22 PM): Possibly. bosx38 (11:24:26 PM): like? bosx38 (11:25:04 PM): im close thetechnogirl (11:25:29 PM): Well I'd like to know if a guy gets off more by giving him a blow job and massaging his butt... bosx38 (11:26:19 PM): i see thetechnogirl (11:26:27 PM): You wouldn't want to try that? bosx38 (11:26:37 PM): be interesting bosx38 (11:27:00 PM): wow bosx38 (11:27:11 PM): not to get off subject bosx38 (11:27:21 PM): what time u off?

Dude this $hit is too funny...I have read it like 2 or 3 times and still laugh...

I saw an evil side of my girlie...I dont know whether to laugh or be alittle scared...lol

[ChrisJ]

Originally Posted by B0mb3r645 Standing over people's shoulders, maybe put it up on a big screen TV at a LAN party or get-together lol, that'd be classic.

Oh I forgot to mention this guy has a girl he has been dating for a hot minute as well...

I thought about hacking his myspace and posting the convo on his page and then changing his password so everyone could see it...Dont know if I am going to do it yet...

BTW I am not playing a prank on this guy...I just really dont like him...Personally I think he has a major napolean complex...Maybe this might help him out...

[B0mb3r645]

Lol sorry the prank part would be sending him 2 ur old apartment lol. Good stuff, keep it coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChrisJ]

Originally Posted by B0mb3r645 Lol sorry the prank part would be sending him 2 ur old apartment lol. Good stuff, keep it coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I guess it is a prank...But I just really dont like the guy...

[B0mb3r645]

Lol did the same 2 my ex, but we had like 10 people standing around the phone. One guy was acting like a chinese guy here in town for vacation and was saying that he ran into her number in a bathroom stall saying 'For A Good Time, Call ...' Good time, I must say, and I don't regret it, even when her bf answered the phone once and started talking shit lol. Damn, those were the days

[ChrisJ]

Originally Posted by B0mb3r645 Lol did the same 2 my ex, but we had like 10 people standing around the phone. One guy was acting like a chinese guy here in town for vacation and was saying that he ran into her number in a bathroom stall saying 'For A Good Time, Call ...' Good time, I must say, and I don't regret it, even when her bf answered the phone once and started talking shit lol. Damn, those were the days

Yeah I stay away from my ex's...

Last time I ran into one of my ex's her boyfriend got cocky and I wound up in jail for assault and battery and he went to the hospital...Not trying to go through that again...

[B0mb3r645]

Holy hell, stick ur foot up his ass and lose ur shoe? lol nice tho, except for the jailtime and charges.