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Give the Marines credit..
my mom sent me this in an email.. thought it was funny..
-------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other Sat next to him in the middle seat Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, Wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a Coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs Picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, The Marine slipped his feet into his shoes And knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?" THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN |
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I dont get it
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not bad
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Doc
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even for MSO, thats jus nasty
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Proud American
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I just re read it and understand now! lol pissing in cokes
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I am bad cop
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thats funny shit
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lol... go marine!! haha
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yea im in the army and i think marines are smartasses but yea they will always win
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and you wonder why they don't let the Marines have a football team
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Doc
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as would I.
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You should see the female team that plays on base they are HUGE
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