Give the Marines credit..

BWAL09 · August 29th, 2007, 01:31 AM

my mom sent me this in an email.. thought it was funny..
--------------------------------------------------------------------

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.

One took a window seat and the other

Sat next to him in the middle seat

Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,

Wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,
"I need to get up and get a Coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine,

"I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs

Picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other

Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the

Marine's other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back

and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing,

The Marine slipped his feet into his shoes

And knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.

"How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations?

This hatred? This animosity?

This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?"

THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN

MustangMatt96GT · August 29th, 2007, 01:32 AM

I dont get it

HMUSN · August 29th, 2007, 01:33 AM

not bad

G.T. Rags · August 29th, 2007, 01:33 AM

Originally Posted by MustangMatt96GT

I dont get it

:stupid

TheUNZippee! · August 29th, 2007, 01:35 AM

I'm thirsty

HMUSN · August 29th, 2007, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I'm thirsty

good. I need to pee

MSO · August 29th, 2007, 01:38 AM

Originally Posted by HMUSN

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I'm thirsty

good. I need to pee

ew

even for MSO, thats jus nasty

TheUNZippee! · August 29th, 2007, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by HMUSN

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I'm thirsty

good. I need to drink pee

Gross

MustangMatt96GT · August 29th, 2007, 01:41 AM

I just re read it and understand now! lol pissing in cokes

Dennis · August 29th, 2007, 03:08 AM

thats funny shit

mustang1072 · August 29th, 2007, 03:27 AM

lol... go marine!! haha

mpboy · August 29th, 2007, 04:23 AM

yea im in the army and i think marines are smartasses but yea they will always win

HMUSN · August 29th, 2007, 12:35 PM

and you wonder why they don't let the Marines have a football team

TheUNZippee! · August 29th, 2007, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by HMUSN

and you wonder why they don't let the Marines have a football team

I would pay to see that.

HMUSN · August 29th, 2007, 01:13 PM

as would I.

smoke-em · August 29th, 2007, 01:42 PM

You should see the female team that plays on base they are HUGE

TheUNZippee! · August 29th, 2007, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by smoke-em

You should see the female team that plays on base they are HUGE

MMmm sweaty stench trenches

August 29th, 2007, 01:31 AM	#1
BWAL09 Any hole is my goal! 2021 Mustang V12 Quad Turbo with nawz Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: modified88dreamer likes penis in and around his mouth Posts: 9,962	Give the Marines credit.. my mom sent me this in an email.. thought it was funny.. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other Sat next to him in the middle seat Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, Wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a Coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs Picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, The Marine slipped his feet into his shoes And knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?" THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN __________________ 1989 LX 5.0 1990 LX 5.0 1993 LX 2.3 notch 1992 LX 5.0 1997 Cobra Buy one get one free. PM me i founded the founder of the cobra club

August 29th, 2007, 01:32 AM	#2
MustangMatt96GT All Throttle with a Bottle 1996 Mustang GT 10.76 @ 122 with d/a of 8365 ft Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lakewood, CO Posts: 8,131	I dont get it __________________ 1996 Mustang GT with a 351 swap with Stalled C4 1997 F250 Powerstroke 1999 28' Classic Dominator Special Thanks to: Andrews Racing Transmissions & Thanks for the help: PoorManMotorSports "Just Cause its Smoking, don't mean its broken"

August 29th, 2007, 01:41 AM	#9
MustangMatt96GT All Throttle with a Bottle 1996 Mustang GT 10.76 @ 122 with d/a of 8365 ft Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lakewood, CO Posts: 8,131	I just re read it and understand now! lol pissing in cokes __________________ 1996 Mustang GT with a 351 swap with Stalled C4 1997 F250 Powerstroke 1999 28' Classic Dominator Special Thanks to: Andrews Racing Transmissions & Thanks for the help: PoorManMotorSports "Just Cause its Smoking, don't mean its broken"

August 29th, 2007, 03:08 AM	#10
Dennis Brutal Honesty is Free of Charge 2003 F150 XLT FX4 it's a truck ya moron Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ozark mo Posts: 1,195	thats funny shit __________________ HARDCORE CREW MEMBERS AGAINST STREET RACING

Threads Similar to: Give the Marines credit..
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
who wants to join the Marines?	HMUSN	The Clubhouse	40	March 12th, 2008 09:17 AM
Happy birthday to the Marines!	Fox2102	The Clubhouse	1	November 10th, 2007 09:35 PM
gotta Love Marines	HMUSN	The Clubhouse	4	September 17th, 2007 09:26 AM
Gotta love the Marines!!! damn it!!!!	WAR-PARTY	The Clubhouse	1	May 7th, 2007 11:49 PM
About to give up!	cliff	Classic Mustangs	13	August 31st, 2006 10:20 PM

Sponsored Links	Remove Advertisements
Forums at Modded Mustangs Advertisement

August 29th, 2007, 04:23 AM	#12
mpboy Hardcore Enthusiast 2002 GT 99.99@999.9 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Spartanburg, SC Posts: 1,347	yea im in the army and i think marines are smartasses but yea they will always win

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:57 AM.
Contact Us - Modded Mustangs - Privacy Statement - Top
Modded Mustangs is ©2005-2008, All Rights Reserved, And is Not Affiliated with Ford Motor Company. Forum is powered by vBulletin ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Ent. Ltd. & SEO by vBSEO 3.1.0 ©2007, Crawlability, Inc.