Sex After Death

WAR-PARTY · September 5th, 2007, 12:59 PM

Sex After Death

A couple made a deal that whomever died first would
come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their
biggest fear was that there was no after life.

After a long life together, the husband was the first
to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,

"Connie ....Connie.":

"Is that you, Joe?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have
sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a
couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be
proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf
course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course
again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch
some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts
all over again."

"Oh, Joe you surely must be in Heaven!"

"Not exactly .. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."

TurboLX · September 5th, 2007, 01:03 PM

Tony_90fox · September 5th, 2007, 03:01 PM

ahahhhahhahahhahah

Saleenwolf720 · September 5th, 2007, 04:40 PM

TheUNZippee! · September 5th, 2007, 04:41 PM

What's the rabbit's phone number?

97Cobra · September 5th, 2007, 05:03 PM

675-976-9127... why?

lmao hahahaha

TheUNZippee! · September 5th, 2007, 05:03 PM

I SO hope that's your number, 97Cee....I REALLY want some west-coast ass.

Reset · September 5th, 2007, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I SO hope that's your number, 97Cee....I REALLY want some west-coast ass.

97Cobra · September 5th, 2007, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I SO hope that's your number, 97Cee....I REALLY want some west-coast ass.

lmfao eeeeew
nope its the phone # for the easter rabbit.

and its mid west. get a map! lol

September 5th, 2007, 12:59 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Sex After Death Sex After Death A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, "Connie ....Connie.": "Is that you, Joe?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again." "Oh, Joe you surely must be in Heaven!" "Not exactly .. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona." __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

September 5th, 2007, 01:03 PM	#2
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September 5th, 2007, 03:01 PM	#3
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September 5th, 2007, 05:03 PM	#6
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 6,521 iTrader: 1 reviews	675-976-9127... why? lmao hahahaha __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

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