Strafing at De Wal-Mart

WAR-PARTY · September 5th, 2007, 10:24 PM

So I’m sitting here at work waiting for two airplanes to get here an another to launch, bored and I get to thinking about strafing. I always l love to strafe the baby department at the Wal-Mart and see the little mommies sniff there babies to see if were their little darling that made such a bad smell. Another favorite of mine is when you pass the rear (no pun intended) checker a Wallies World and go to the forward one just strafe all the folks standing in line. I can’t hid the grin on my face, but I hate when it whafs up on you. So any body else out there that enjoys a good strafe. I personally “eat for effect” if I know I’m going on “Chick Patrol” with the wife in the morning, can get you out of a clothing store real fast. Just back up to a rack of clothes and let it rip, it will seep out and kill. Oh will here comes my last inbound, got to go!

Regency 2007 · September 5th, 2007, 11:14 PM

I call it crop dusting... it is very fun!

Reset · September 5th, 2007, 11:18 PM

dude wtf are you talkin about lol..

edit: are you talking about farting and strafing people to let them get a taste too?

If so, you my friend, are a dick.

nba1341 · September 5th, 2007, 11:24 PM

Can someone tell me what the term strafing means?

JASonic · September 5th, 2007, 11:36 PM

its a gaseous drive by. When properly done, it has been known to kill. Theres even urban legend of one who died in the process of strafing.... thats the American version of Kamakazee.

WAR-PARTY · September 5th, 2007, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by Reset

dude wtf are you talkin about lol..

edit: are you talking about farting and strafing people to let them get a taste too?

If so, you my friend, are a dick.

Yes I am ! a large one!!!

WAR-PARTY · September 6th, 2007, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by Regency 2007

I call it crop dusting... it is very fun!

Ah another man of poor taste and no redeemable social skills. Delightfully tacky yet refreshingly un-refined!

JASonic · September 6th, 2007, 12:02 AM

WP- Is your Avi a clip of a good pinpoint accurate strafe?

06RedfireGT · September 6th, 2007, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by ja002gl

WP- Is your Avi a clip of a good pinpoint accurate strafe?

97Cobra · September 6th, 2007, 12:41 AM

Sharting at de wal mart??????? eeeeeeeeewwwwwww

lmao

232stang · September 6th, 2007, 12:42 AM

i did that once, i tried to make it a quiet one, turned out loud. i got a lot of disgusted faces....

WAR-PARTY · September 6th, 2007, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by ja002gl

WP- Is your Avi a clip of a good pinpoint accurate strafe?

No that's what happens when you try to hold them in, ya know like Mary Cartringht she couldn't fart right her ass was air tight!

GTsetGO · September 6th, 2007, 09:03 AM

Hey WP, are you in the Navy?

My brother in law is stationed at Pensacola right now going through flight school

BWAL · September 6th, 2007, 09:32 AM

i find this video to be quite useful.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P1S9t8XFcOA

WAR-PARTY · September 6th, 2007, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by GTsetGO

Hey WP, are you in the Navy?

My brother in law is stationed at Pensacola right now going through flight school

No, USN retired! but ya at NAS P-cola
What squadron VT4, VT10 or VT86
I know a lot of the instructors but students they are kind of faceless they come and they go.
Whiskey Papa>>>>>>>>

GTsetGO · September 6th, 2007, 01:01 PM

i will have to ask. he gets his next assignment anyday now. he is either going helicopters or jets.

WAR-PARTY · September 6th, 2007, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

i find this video to be quite useful.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P1S9t8XFcOA

Yea it is and I have passed (pun intended) it on to all the fater's I know a long but un-distinguished list that it is

Drick · September 6th, 2007, 01:04 PM

I was in wal-mart last night about 11:30p.m and as most of you problly already now thats when more weirdos go out to the local wally world. I turn the corner into an aisle and the mantnice guy sweeping the floor was wearing a clear pastic mask with read lips on it

had to take a second look no joke

September 5th, 2007, 10:24 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Strafing at De Wal-Mart So I’m sitting here at work waiting for two airplanes to get here an another to launch, bored and I get to thinking about strafing. I always l love to strafe the baby department at the Wal-Mart and see the little mommies sniff there babies to see if were their little darling that made such a bad smell. Another favorite of mine is when you pass the rear (no pun intended) checker a Wallies World and go to the forward one just strafe all the folks standing in line. I can’t hid the grin on my face, but I hate when it whafs up on you. So any body else out there that enjoys a good strafe. I personally “eat for effect” if I know I’m going on “Chick Patrol” with the wife in the morning, can get you out of a clothing store real fast. Just back up to a rack of clothes and let it rip, it will seep out and kill. Oh will here comes my last inbound, got to go! __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

September 5th, 2007, 11:24 PM	#4
nba1341 Banned 1965 Mustang Fastback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Cal Posts: 24,982 Posts: 2,194 iTrader: 0 reviews	Can someone tell me what the term strafing means? __________________ I'm a good boy now. [COLOR=red][B]slow car club - crew member 7 of 9 [COLOR=White]Mood: Cool :cool: [/COLOR][/B] [/COLOR]

September 6th, 2007, 12:41 AM	#10
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 6,521 iTrader: 1 reviews	Sharting at de wal mart??????? eeeeeeeeewwwwwww lmao __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

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GTsetGO Cigar Assassin 2004 Mustang GT 12.88 @ 112 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away Posts: 14,083 iTrader: 10 reviews	Hey WP, are you in the Navy? My brother in law is stationed at Pensacola right now going through flight school __________________ Cigar Samplers for Sale 2008 Acura TL-S - 2008 Honda Pilot EX-SE - 2008 Cain F Big Bear Paradox

September 6th, 2007, 09:32 AM	#14
BWAL MSTRB8N & MDR8N 2021 Mustang V15 Quad Turbo with nawz Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On The Shaft Posts: 19,662 Blog Entries: 2 iTrader: 4 reviews	i find this video to be quite useful. http://youtube.com/watch?v=P1S9t8XFcOA __________________ MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks

September 5th, 2007, 11:14 PM	#2
Regency 2007 Hardcore Enthusiast F-150 FX4 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Memphrica Posts: 1,144 iTrader: 0 reviews	I call it crop dusting... it is very fun!

September 5th, 2007, 11:36 PM	#5
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	its a gaseous drive by. When properly done, it has been known to kill. Theres even urban legend of one who died in the process of strafing.... thats the American version of Kamakazee.

September 6th, 2007, 12:02 AM	#8
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	WP- Is your Avi a clip of a good pinpoint accurate strafe?

September 6th, 2007, 01:01 PM	#16
GTsetGO Cigar Assassin 2004 Mustang GT 12.88 @ 112 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away Posts: 14,083 iTrader: 10 reviews	i will have to ask. he gets his next assignment anyday now. he is either going helicopters or jets. __________________ Cigar Samplers for Sale 2008 Acura TL-S - 2008 Honda Pilot EX-SE - 2008 Cain F Big Bear Paradox

September 6th, 2007, 01:04 PM	#18
Drick Big timin' in a small town 2004 FX4 F150, 86 GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gods country. Nordern Michigan eh Posts: 14,336 iTrader: 1 reviews	I was in wal-mart last night about 11:30p.m and as most of you problly already now thats when more weirdos go out to the local wally world. I turn the corner into an aisle and the mantnice guy sweeping the floor was wearing a clear pastic mask with read lips on it had to take a second look no joke

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