Political Correctness

WAR-PARTY · September 7th, 2007, 12:49 AM

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES. "

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS
And furthermore- --

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "
BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a
"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "
VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "
LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed
a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2 He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "
INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. "

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He
develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his
pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE

06RedfireGT · September 7th, 2007, 12:51 AM

OMFG this is the funniest post I've read in a long time. Way to go WP. and if you want political correctness see my post in the soldja boy thread

MSO · September 7th, 2007, 12:52 AM

horizontally accessible inversion table for the win!

Tony_90fox · September 7th, 2007, 12:52 AM

LMAO!

Drick · September 7th, 2007, 12:52 AM

Thats hilarious I like the easyliy accesible and rear cleavage

MSO · September 7th, 2007, 12:53 AM

previously enjoyed company

ima use that tomorrow if i go out prowling for breasted americans

Tony_90fox · September 7th, 2007, 12:54 AM

it is previously enjoyed companion.

Get it right honkey!

MSO · September 7th, 2007, 12:56 AM

ima jus take this wit me, and when a girl starts talkin too much....

Drgnracin72 · September 7th, 2007, 01:09 AM

hey war party, read my new sig, i figured you would like it!!!!

Drick · September 7th, 2007, 01:09 AM

Nice sig

WAR-PARTY · September 7th, 2007, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by drgnracin72

hey war party, read my new sig, i figured you would like it!!!!

I love that! I get arrested if I told ya what I really think of our good rag head friends. But MK-92s Napalm is in my thought's and wishes!

September 7th, 2007, 12:49 AM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Political Correctness Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES. " You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS And furthermore- -- HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes " VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2 He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He " INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. " 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

September 7th, 2007, 12:51 AM	#2
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,202 iTrader: 2 reviews	OMFG this is the funniest post I've read in a long time. Way to go WP. and if you want political correctness see my post in the soldja boy thread __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

September 7th, 2007, 12:52 AM	#3
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	Inversion Table horizontally accessible inversion table for the win! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

September 7th, 2007, 12:52 AM	#4
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,831 iTrader: 0 reviews	LMAO! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

September 7th, 2007, 12:53 AM	#6
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	previously enjoyed company ima use that tomorrow if i go out prowling for breasted americans __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

September 7th, 2007, 12:52 AM	#5
Drick Big timin' in a small town 2004 FX4 F150, 86 GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gods country. Nordern Michigan eh Posts: 14,365 iTrader: 1 reviews	Thats hilarious I like the easyliy accesible and rear cleavage

September 7th, 2007, 12:54 AM	#7
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,831 iTrader: 0 reviews	it is previously enjoyed companion. Get it right honkey! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

September 7th, 2007, 01:09 AM	#9
Drgnracin72 I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere in oklahoma Posts: 10,638 iTrader: 2 reviews	hey war party, read my new sig, i figured you would like it!!!! __________________ RIP ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. One Big Ass Mistake America SHEEPDOGS

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