For those that follow college football...

XTCNAGT · September 7th, 2007, 04:41 PM

Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?
"No," said Little Johnny, "He coaches Michigan football, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

thetrooper31 · September 7th, 2007, 04:43 PM

hahahah

03 R Code · September 7th, 2007, 05:23 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I love that! I'm sending it to everyone I know right now!!!!

nba1341 · September 7th, 2007, 05:30 PM

does michigan football suck?

Tony_90fox · September 7th, 2007, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by nba1341

does michigan football suck?

The past 5 years, yes...Otherwise, they are one of the top winning teams in the NCAA...

They lost to appalachian state last weekend...They are a division 1aa team and Michigan was ranked 5th in 1A.

03 R Code · September 7th, 2007, 05:38 PM

I wouldn't say that Michigan sucked for the past 5 years. They have been strong contenders for a while. They were ranked #5 like Tony said this year and lost to an unranked division 1-AA team that was supposed to be a warm up game for them!

Tony_90fox · September 7th, 2007, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by 03 R Code

I wouldn't say that Michigan sucked for the past 5 years. They have been strong contenders for a while. They were ranked #5 like Tony said this year and lost to an unranked division 1-AA team that was supposed to be a warm up game for them!

lost to OSU 5 out of the last 6 times, havent won a bowl game in years...Havent won the big ten in years...I am a Michigan fan man! They have indeed sucked...yeah they have been ranked HIGH, but look what that has got them, uhhhh nothing.

Henne and Hart came back for their senior year only to be beat by a 1aa team

03 R Code · September 7th, 2007, 06:37 PM

Losing to OSU should be an HONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

drgnracin72 · September 7th, 2007, 09:35 PM

srew ohio

Tony_90fox · September 7th, 2007, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by 03 R Code

Losing to OSU should be an HONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha, fuck that!

JASonic · September 7th, 2007, 09:42 PM

They got beat last week by a team comparable to my jr high team. That may be an exaggeration but not too much of one.

drgnracin72 · September 7th, 2007, 09:47 PM

i cant stand it when people say a team is comparable to the best hs team in the country. its not opssible, you could take the worst college team and put them again the best hs team in the country and it would be a slaughter. the college team would just obliviate them in every way.

ive played both, and the speed and the way the ganme is played is so much faster, and harder. im jsut tired of hearing this hs bs, i knwo you wernet serious but a lot of people think that

Tony_90fox · September 7th, 2007, 09:59 PM

For some reason i just thought of the south park where Kyle coaches a pee wee hockey team and they end up playing a professional team! LOL!!!

03 R Code · September 8th, 2007, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by drgnracin72

srew ohio

You mean like this?

Reset · September 8th, 2007, 04:32 PM

hahahahahhaha

bossman2kgt · September 8th, 2007, 05:13 PM

How ironic.....Michigan is getting their asses spanked right now by oregon 32-7and its still in the 2nd quarter.....Ouch

03 R Code · September 8th, 2007, 05:44 PM

Yeah, it doesn't seem like it's gonna be a good year for Michigan... I just hope OSU doesn't do something stupid and loose to them at the end of the year.

Onemanzu · September 8th, 2007, 05:48 PM

and now their is a kid down... hart is down ha ha ha poor michigan

Tony_90fox · September 8th, 2007, 07:02 PM

FUCK!!!

Reset · September 8th, 2007, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by drgnracin72

i cant stand it when people say a team is comparable to the best hs team in the country. its not opssible, you could take the worst college team and put them again the best hs team in the country and it would be a slaughter. the college team would just obliviate them in every way.

ive played both, and the speed and the way the ganme is played is so much faster, and harder. im jsut tired of hearing this hs bs, i knwo you wernet serious but a lot of people think that

x1000

College is a whole different ballgame. Same with the worst NFL team on College, or worst high school on pop warner.. size difference and speed of the game changes at each level.

BTW- drgn i love your sig.

September 7th, 2007, 04:41 PM	#1
XTCNAGT Senior Editor 2007 Mustang GT/CS Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Eglin AFB, FL Posts: 237	For those that follow college football... Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father? "No," said Little Johnny, "He coaches Michigan football, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

September 7th, 2007, 05:23 PM	#3
03 R Code Hardcore Enthusiast unstoppable @ speed of light Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knees deep in dat ass Posts: 2,842	AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I love that! I'm sending it to everyone I know right now!!!! __________________ Political correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

September 7th, 2007, 05:38 PM	#6
03 R Code Hardcore Enthusiast unstoppable @ speed of light Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knees deep in dat ass Posts: 2,842	I wouldn't say that Michigan sucked for the past 5 years. They have been strong contenders for a while. They were ranked #5 like Tony said this year and lost to an unranked division 1-AA team that was supposed to be a warm up game for them! __________________ Political correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

September 7th, 2007, 06:37 PM	#8
03 R Code Hardcore Enthusiast unstoppable @ speed of light Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knees deep in dat ass Posts: 2,842	Losing to OSU should be an HONOR!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Political correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

September 7th, 2007, 09:42 PM	#11
JASonic Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,400	They got beat last week by a team comparable to my jr high team. That may be an exaggeration but not too much of one. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeQLUyYg3EA ^^^^Ok... for a 232^^^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah1EbIOdAZE PhotoClub Co-Founder K&N FIPK Dual Flowmasters Xcal III

September 7th, 2007, 04:43 PM	#2
thetrooper31 Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Horsham , Pennsylvania Posts: 1,139	hahahah

September 7th, 2007, 05:30 PM	#4
nba1341 Banned 1965 Mustang Fastback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Cal Posts: 24,982 Posts: 2,193	does michigan football suck?

September 7th, 2007, 09:59 PM	#13
Tony_90fox MM Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,445	For some reason i just thought of the south park where Kyle coaches a pee wee hockey team and they end up playing a professional team! LOL!!! __________________ Suck on it Trebek. Suck it long, suck it hard.

September 8th, 2007, 05:13 PM	#16
bossman2kgt Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: May 2007 Location: Wichita, Ks Posts: 1,287	How ironic.....Michigan is getting their asses spanked right now by oregon 32-7and its still in the 2nd quarter.....Ouch

September 8th, 2007, 05:44 PM	#17
03 R Code Hardcore Enthusiast unstoppable @ speed of light Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knees deep in dat ass Posts: 2,842	Yeah, it doesn't seem like it's gonna be a good year for Michigan... I just hope OSU doesn't do something stupid and loose to them at the end of the year. __________________ Political correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

September 8th, 2007, 07:02 PM	#19
Tony_90fox MM Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,445	FUCK!!! __________________ Suck on it Trebek. Suck it long, suck it hard.

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