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Old September 7th, 2007, 04:41 PM   #1
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For those that follow college football...


Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?
"No," said Little Johnny, "He coaches Michigan football, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

 
Old September 7th, 2007, 04:43 PM   #2
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I love that! I'm sending it to everyone I know right now!!!!
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does michigan football suck?
 
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Originally Posted by nba1341
does michigan football suck?
The past 5 years, yes...Otherwise, they are one of the top winning teams in the NCAA...

They lost to appalachian state last weekend...They are a division 1aa team and Michigan was ranked 5th in 1A.
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I wouldn't say that Michigan sucked for the past 5 years. They have been strong contenders for a while. They were ranked #5 like Tony said this year and lost to an unranked division 1-AA team that was supposed to be a warm up game for them!
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Originally Posted by 03 R Code
I wouldn't say that Michigan sucked for the past 5 years. They have been strong contenders for a while. They were ranked #5 like Tony said this year and lost to an unranked division 1-AA team that was supposed to be a warm up game for them!
lost to OSU 5 out of the last 6 times, havent won a bowl game in years...Havent won the big ten in years...I am a Michigan fan man! They have indeed sucked...yeah they have been ranked HIGH, but look what that has got them, uhhhh nothing.

Henne and Hart came back for their senior year only to be beat by a 1aa team
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Losing to OSU should be an HONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by 03 R Code
Losing to OSU should be an HONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha, fuck that!
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Old September 7th, 2007, 09:42 PM   #11
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They got beat last week by a team comparable to my jr high team. That may be an exaggeration but not too much of one.
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i cant stand it when people say a team is comparable to the best hs team in the country. its not opssible, you could take the worst college team and put them again the best hs team in the country and it would be a slaughter. the college team would just obliviate them in every way.

ive played both, and the speed and the way the ganme is played is so much faster, and harder. im jsut tired of hearing this hs bs, i knwo you wernet serious but a lot of people think that
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For some reason i just thought of the south park where Kyle coaches a pee wee hockey team and they end up playing a professional team! LOL!!!
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Originally Posted by drgnracin72
srew ohio
You mean like this?
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Old September 8th, 2007, 04:32 PM   #15
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Re: For those that follow college football...


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How ironic.....Michigan is getting their asses spanked right now by oregon 32-7and its still in the 2nd quarter.....Ouch
 
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Yeah, it doesn't seem like it's gonna be a good year for Michigan... I just hope OSU doesn't do something stupid and loose to them at the end of the year.
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and now their is a kid down... hart is down ha ha ha poor michigan
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Originally Posted by drgnracin72
i cant stand it when people say a team is comparable to the best hs team in the country. its not opssible, you could take the worst college team and put them again the best hs team in the country and it would be a slaughter. the college team would just obliviate them in every way.

ive played both, and the speed and the way the ganme is played is so much faster, and harder. im jsut tired of hearing this hs bs, i knwo you wernet serious but a lot of people think that
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College is a whole different ballgame. Same with the worst NFL team on College, or worst high school on pop warner.. size difference and speed of the game changes at each level.

BTW- drgn i love your sig.
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