[232stang]

ya so last night i was at this party, the guy who owned the place asked for my expert opinion on how much ever clear to put in the trashcan punch, well i figured the whole bottle but we ended up doing half which still made it pretty good. we had 3 of those cans of concentrated fruit punch, put those in the water bucket(the kind they have at workplaces that you put it upside down and it cools the water) and we filled up 8 of those cans with water, then 1.5 of everclear. people start showing up.

it started getting cool and what do you know my drunk ass self went to go get some more and instead of getting it out of the cold spiget i got it out of the hot. it was funny. after a few shots and a few cups of gatorade with vodka and playing a few games of circle of death, people started wrestling, throwing down money.

well im sitting there drunk off my ass, then next thing i hear is david, david, david, david. people are chanting my name. then some guy tells me if i win the next match i get $25, i look at my opponent, some nerdy looking guy that doesnt look like he's hurt a fly. they kept chanting so i couldnt upset the crowd, i went took a piss then it was wrestling time, we had to start on our knee's. oh ya it was over when you tapped out. so i go straight for the throat and get him on his back then he gets up i stand up and bam, i fall straight back(not sure what he did) then for the next 1-2 minutes he's got his knee on my throat and im doing everything i can to get up but i just cant and im about to pass out so i tapped out, woke up this morning with a torn shirt and a few bruises. come to find out, the guy i wrestled has been doing jujitsu for almost his whole life.

[Cricket]

HA HA!

/fail

I love drunken fights.

[Drick]

Well hell at least you tried that aint fair to not know your wrestling a guy that nows juijtwhatever

[MSO]

PWNED

[Reset]

coulda been worse.. coulda just got beat by a nerd w/o jujitsu.

[MSO]

lmao

232 got owned

for those of you that dont kno, 232 isnt a little guy

lol

[HMUSN]

thanks for the $25.00 dude.

[232stang]

lol ya im not a little guy, but hey ive lost 25 lbs in 5 weeks

oh ya i forgot to mention after my match the cops showed up, i mean cmon we were on the 2nd story aparment wrestling at 3:00 in the morning, why would people get mad


im feeling it this morning, my elbow and neck hurt. i was fine last night lol.

[MSO]

losing 25 pounds in 5 weeks is not healthy

ask doc

[HMUSN]

it's just fine if it's water weight.

[Cricket]

Originally Posted by 8t6gt Well hell at least you tried that aint fair to not know your wrestling a guy that nows juijtwhatever

Because I ask who I fight if they know martial arts. :wink

[Drick]

Originally Posted by Cricket Originally Posted by 8t6gt Well hell at least you tried that aint fair to not know your wrestling a guy that nows juijtwhatever Because I ask who I fight if they know martial arts. :wink

Who doesnt sometimes ill walk randomly down the street and ask the first person I pass hey excuse me do you know martial arts just wondering

[Fryrice]

Everclear -$25

Fruit Punch -$12

Trash cans -$40

Getting your ass handed to you by a scrawny nerd - Priceless

There are somethings money cant buy,for everything else ,theres self defense courses.

[MSO]

Originally Posted by 8t6gt Originally Posted by Cricket Originally Posted by 8t6gt Well hell at least you tried that aint fair to not know your wrestling a guy that nows juijtwhatever Because I ask who I fight if they know martial arts. :wink Who doesnt sometimes ill walk randomly down the street and ask the first person I pass hey excuse me do you know martial arts just wondering

[MSO]

Originally Posted by Fryrice Everclear -$25 Fruit Punch -$12 Trash cans -$40 Getting your ass handed to you by a scrawny nerd - Priceless There are somethings money cant buy,for everything else ,theres self defense courses.

[Drick]

Originally Posted by Fryrice Everclear -$25 Fruit Punch -$12 Trash cans -$40 Getting your ass handed to you by a scrawny nerd - Priceless There are somethings money cant buy,for everything else ,theres self defense courses.

ROFL

[Reset]

Originally Posted by 8t6gt Originally Posted by Cricket Originally Posted by 8t6gt Well hell at least you tried that aint fair to not know your wrestling a guy that nows juijtwhatever Because I ask who I fight if they know martial arts. :wink Who doesnt sometimes ill walk randomly down the street and ask the first person I pass hey excuse me do you know martial arts just wondering

Good idea, you never know, you could end up fighting them one day.

[Drick]

Originally Posted by Reset Originally Posted by 8t6gt Originally Posted by Cricket Originally Posted by 8t6gt Well hell at least you tried that aint fair to not know your wrestling a guy that nows juijtwhatever Because I ask who I fight if they know martial arts. :wink Who doesnt sometimes ill walk randomly down the street and ask the first person I pass hey excuse me do you know martial arts just wondering Good idea, you never know, you could end up fighting them one day.

Good idea never thought of it that way mabey ill stop asking the elderly women now

[Reset]

Originally Posted by 8t6gt Originally Posted by Reset Originally Posted by 8t6gt Originally Posted by Cricket Originally Posted by 8t6gt Well hell at least you tried that aint fair to not know your wrestling a guy that nows juijtwhatever Because I ask who I fight if they know martial arts. :wink Who doesnt sometimes ill walk randomly down the street and ask the first person I pass hey excuse me do you know martial arts just wondering Good idea, you never know, you could end up fighting them one day. Good idea never thought of it that way mabey ill stop asking the elderly women now

Why? There's no shame in fighting elderly women. However, there is shame in getting your ass kicked by an elderly woman who took jujitsu.

[Cricket]

Originally Posted by Reset Originally Posted by 8t6gt Originally Posted by Reset Originally Posted by 8t6gt Originally Posted by Cricket Originally Posted by 8t6gt Well hell at least you tried that aint fair to not know your wrestling a guy that nows juijtwhatever Because I ask who I fight if they know martial arts. :wink Who doesnt sometimes ill walk randomly down the street and ask the first person I pass hey excuse me do you know martial arts just wondering Good idea, you never know, you could end up fighting them one day. Good idea never thought of it that way mabey ill stop asking the elderly women now Why? There's no shame in fighting elderly women. However, there is shame in getting your ass kicked by an elderly woman who took jujitsu.

and uses her cane as a bo staff