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Discussing Cursing in church in the The Clubhouse Forum. Cursing in church A crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says ... Modded Mustangs is the premier Ford Mustang Forum on the internet. We discuss all aspects of the Ford Mustang on the forum. Registered Users do not see the above ads. Please Register - It's Free! |
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September 10th, 2007, 01:23 PM
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Cursing in churchA crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. " "I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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September 10th, 2007, 01:32 PM
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LOL......that fucking hilarious!!
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September 10th, 2007, 01:34 PM
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it would have been better if she was a nun but still funny
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hahahahahaha good stuff!!!!!
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lmfao
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WP god damn man you have the best jokes ..
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