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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:39 AM   #1
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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:39 AM   #2
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Yes.
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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:41 AM   #3
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^ Fecal indulgent
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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:44 AM   #4
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yep. ate some bad Mid-rats on the boat one night underway. nothing like having to take a shit in a plastic bucket in the engine room and then having to freeball for the rest of the watch. with a Nub as an under-instruction.
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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:47 AM   #5
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Dont u hate that u think ur going to let er rip and next thing u know ur panic stricken on the way to the shitter
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fat girls dont expect dick, they apreciate it...
̿̿ ̿ ̿̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪●)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿̿
 
Old September 12th, 2007, 10:48 AM   #6
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Originally Posted by 00vabchgt
yep. ate some bad Mid-rats on the boat one night underway. nothing like having to take a shit in a plastic bucket in the engine room and then having to freeball for the rest of the watch. with a Nub as an under-instruction.
That sounds like you were the phantom shitter on your boat. the best one (phantom shitter) I ever seen was on the America CV66 he would call the master at arms and tell them where he was going to shit, and them crazy assholes would come running form all over the ship, only to find that he had beat them and left his trade mark. A huge (gaint) turd. The guy must have save up for days!
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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:50 AM   #7
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Also see: "Never sneeze while evacuating."

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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:51 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!
Also see: "Never sneeze while evacuating."

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yes we all remember, you lost the first born
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fat girls dont expect dick, they apreciate it...
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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:52 AM   #9
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That's a really shitty joke, Juggheadalo-X.
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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:53 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!
That's a really shitty joke, Juggheadalo-X.
awwww srry does Zip need a Jug-Hug???
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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:57 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by Juggalo_X
Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!
Also see: "Never sneeze while evacuating."

I'm not kidding around here.
yes we all remember, you lost the first born
The one with the brown ring around his neck form where his asshole snapped closed
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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:58 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY
Originally Posted by Juggalo_X
Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!
Also see: "Never sneeze while evacuating."

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yes we all remember, you lost the first born
The one with the brown ring around his neck form where his asshole snapped closed
dude your even more twisted then i am
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Originally Posted by drgnracin72 View Post
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Old September 12th, 2007, 10:58 AM   #13
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Until I receive more details on what, exactly a 'Jug-Hug' is, I', going to refrain from accepting. lol

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lol and with that I'm off to work. Have a great weekend guys.
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Old September 12th, 2007, 11:00 AM   #14
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Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!
Until I receive more details on what, exactly a 'Jug-Hug' is, I', going to refrain from accepting. lol

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lol and with that I'm off to work. Have a great weekend guys.
aw damn ur going and a Jug-Hug is what ever u want it to be :wink
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Old September 12th, 2007, 11:00 AM   #15
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lol great, now I have something to fantas- I mean think about all week.
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Old September 12th, 2007, 11:01 AM   #16
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Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!
lol great, now I have something to fantas- I mean think about all week.
Safe trip Zip!
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Originally Posted by drgnracin72 View Post
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Old September 12th, 2007, 11:02 AM   #17
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Thx man
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Old September 12th, 2007, 11:03 AM   #18
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i did one one time but luckily i was on a new construction jobsite. just took the things off and threw them in the dumpster outside.
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Old September 12th, 2007, 11:08 AM   #19
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