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Old September 14th, 2007, 06:27 PM   #1
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1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
> Northwestern University.
>
> On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with
> one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached
> it very carefully.
>
> He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large
> piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
>
> As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his
> hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
>
> The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face,
> stared at him for several tense moments.
>
> Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the
> elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
>
> Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
>
> Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged
> son.
>
> As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and
> walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.
>
> The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground,
> then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all
> the while staring at the man.
>
> Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was
> the same elephant.
>
> Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into
> the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The
> elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and
> slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
>
>
>
> Probably wasn't the same elephant.
>
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Old September 14th, 2007, 06:39 PM   #3
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