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Elephant Joke...
1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
> Northwestern University. > > On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with > one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached > it very carefully. > > He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large > piece of wood deeply embedded in it. > > As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his > hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. > > The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, > stared at him for several tense moments. > > Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the > elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. > > Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. > > Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged > son. > > As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and > walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. > > The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, > then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all > the while staring at the man. > > Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was > the same elephant. > > Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into > the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The > elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and > slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. > > > > Probably wasn't the same elephant. > >
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Repost FTL!
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pretty good stuff
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4 those who missed it.....like Moi!
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:wink
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