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Old September 26th, 2007, 12:08 AM   #81
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Originally Posted by 8t6gt
With an auto but manual 4.30's you would have no first gear and you would have to shift way to fast and would spin like a bitch at a stop light race or something to that sort
Thus is the diminishing law of returns in speed & performance, 86er. For every level you jump up in performance, you need to do that much more to make the power usable. If your 4:30's are lighting the tires up, that doesn't mean you should get a higher gear, it means you should improve the traction through better tires and suspension/chassis upgrades.
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Old September 26th, 2007, 12:09 AM   #82
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Dont have the money but i have 3.73 and I need traction gonna get some MT et streets
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Old September 26th, 2007, 12:10 AM   #83
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Originally Posted by HMUSN
very cheap..

$40.00 plus shipping cheap.


and ask drgracing how many miles... I bought them from him and never used them
send me a pic if you want to sell them... I really dont need them but i can get rid of them for you...small fee. lol

I know people looking for some 3:73-4:10s
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Old September 26th, 2007, 12:10 AM   #84
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I suggest you never do a heel tow... it can be addicting and greatly reduce yer gas milage...
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Old September 26th, 2007, 12:12 AM   #85
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meh... they need to be cleaned up if you really want them....
they have surface rust on them... which is why the are so cheap......
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ahh no thanks man...i was just trying to help you out a bit...
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they're for an 8.8 aint they?

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Old September 26th, 2007, 01:01 AM   #88
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did he already laugh?? i got a good one...

playing co rec flag football right? 8 on a team 4 girls 4 guys... blah blah blah...

well im the center... weird ... and i snap the ball look up and this 6'5 dude is on top off me trying to hump me... and out of no where a flag comes flying in... guess what the call was!!

homophobia 10 yard penelty ... fuck!! don't worry we lost 46 - 0 forced forfeit

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Originally Posted by My'StangOpens
they're for an 8.8 aint they?

yes... why would you want 4:10's on your car... you're gonna need gears lower than 4.56 to be able to get your car to 60...
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Old September 26th, 2007, 01:08 AM   #90
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a friend emailed this to me... thought it might fit in on this post... don't care just sharing
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Late, but I don't care... I thought this one was pretty good. Got it in an email today:


The hare and the snail were good friends. The hare was a very good farmer and grew amazing corn that he sold throughout the land. The snail was a cunning trader and did very well in exchanging goods throughout the land. One day the snail decided that he would like to try farming and asked the hare for some seeds to begin his crop. The hare was suspicious but told the snail he would bring seeds to him the next day. That night the hare boiled corn seeds in water and then brought them to the snail. That year the hare's corn grew very high and was very sweet, but the snail's fields were only full of weeds. The next year the same thing was repeated. The third year when things were repeated yet again the snail became suspicious. He showed some of the seeds to the hyena and the hyena told him that they had been boiled and would never grow.

The snail then went and talked to his mother and asked for her help in teaching the hare a lesson. Snail went to visit hare and asked him to help bury his mother who had just died. The hare helped the snail bury something all wrapped up at the foot of a large bush. The next day the snail asked the hare to accompany him to his mother's grave in order to pray. When they arrived at the grave the snail began to pray when a roll of money suddenly fell from the bush and landed in front of the snail. The hare was amazed and the snail told him, "Don't you know that when you pray on the grave of your mother she will send you money?"
Behind the bush the snail's mother could barely keep from laughing.

That night the hare went to visit his mother and told her many times how old she was, and asked when she would die. She told the hare, "I still have many more meals to eat. When I have finished those I will die."
The hare stuffed her mouth with extra food and then hit her with a stick and killed her. The next day the hare asked the snail to help bury his mother. The day after that the snail and the hare returned to her grave and the hare began to pray. But no money came, and so the hare tried again. When the hare saw that no money came once more, he looked at the snail and the snail laughed at him.
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Originally Posted by HMUSN
who said he was getting used gears?

the gears he is getting are brand new frpp 4:10's.
shit.

if only i was funny/was online earlier.
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LMAO nice picture it's fucking hilarious
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Old September 26th, 2007, 08:48 AM   #95
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Originally Posted by My'StangOpens
they're for an 8.8 aint they?

yes... why would you want 4:10's on your car... you're gonna need gears lower than 4.56 to be able to get your car to 60...


hahahah doc, you shud make lulu win this

thats the funniest joke i've heard all day









































































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Old September 26th, 2007, 12:38 PM   #96
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Try this one doc!

It was a Friday night and pretty nice out, so me and my friends decide to go to the local mall to check out the scenery. Being enviromental-friendly we decided to car pool, but since we needed good gas mileage we decided to be bad ass and take the one kid's 1994 4-door Shadow. That's right, a nice ugly gray with the paint peel going on because of Dodge's bad paint jobs, a 4 cylinder for it's whopping power(it makes it to 85!! after going down the biggest hill on the highway) and a 5 spd to launch us to victory we needed to race. It was the perfect unsuspecting ride, because it looked like something a 80 yr old lady would have as a grocery getter and has only half a clutch left. Well after cruising around the mall parking lots and beepin' at some ladies, getting on mall security's nerves, and getting everyone outside of Border's attention with the fake Dixie horn, we had to get going. We start going down the road and I try to locate a person worthy of racing. By yanking on my seatbelt and pulling it up to the ceiling(then dropping it and repeating the process) and holding a garden hose nozzle in the other hand, it was easy to tell if the person was game for a race. We found our first opponent, a 2002 Toyota camry with a girl behind the wheel. As we pulled up to the red light I dropped the hose nozzle and seatbelt and prepared for the race. I rolled down my window(I was sitting shotgun), put my arm out there and got ready for some shifting. Immediately the girl started panicing when she realized I was about to do some serious airshifting. The light turned green and we both took off. Luckily I was able to grab the gears while making a wicked burnout noise and left her in our dust. At the next light we thought we'd have a real opponent, a 2000 F150. Unfortantuly it was a female driver that was more concerned about her cellphone and her shopping bags than to respond to the rev of a worn out 2.5 next to her. So we decided to end the night by putting the car sideways a few times and doing a couple fake burnouts in a nearby town. Strangely after all that, the hot-rod shadow needed a quart of oil
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game is over...

for some reason old people can only make old people laugh... in this instance an old fat dude made and old skinny boy laugh

don't get it
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Originally Posted by Onemanzu
game is over...

for some reason old people can only make old people laugh... in this instance an old fat dude made and old skinny boy laugh

don't get it

so gay! still a funny story so yeah.
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