Funny... IMO

1FastFox · October 1st, 2007, 06:47 PM

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Shelby GT500 Convertible out Of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
>
>Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to100 mph, then 110, then 120.
>
>Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and
pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
>
>Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Shelby, looked
at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
>
>The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a

>Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
>
>"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

Luis_GT · October 1st, 2007, 06:48 PM

TurboLX · October 1st, 2007, 06:56 PM

06RedfireGT · October 1st, 2007, 07:04 PM

I've heard this before, but this is a different variation.

Vinyl66 · October 1st, 2007, 07:12 PM

nba1341 · October 1st, 2007, 07:17 PM

I honestly dont fucking get that one bit

can someone explain that shit to me

October 1st, 2007, 06:47 PM	#1
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Philanderer Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 8,977 iTrader: 4 reviews	Funny... IMO A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Shelby GT500 Convertible out Of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. > >Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to100 mph, then 110, then 120. > >Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. > >Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Shelby, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." > >The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a >Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." > >"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper. __________________ Might want to consider writing down what is said above, it will help you at some point or another in your life!

October 1st, 2007, 06:56 PM	#3
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October 1st, 2007, 07:04 PM	#4
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,206 iTrader: 2 reviews	I've heard this before, but this is a different variation. __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

October 1st, 2007, 07:12 PM	#5
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October 1st, 2007, 07:17 PM	#6
nba1341 Banned 1965 Mustang Fastback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Cal Posts: 24,982 Posts: 2,197 iTrader: 0 reviews	I honestly dont fucking get that one bit can someone explain that shit to me __________________ I'm a good boy now. [COLOR=red][B]slow car club - crew member 7 of 9 [COLOR=White]Mood: Cool :cool: [/COLOR][/B] [/COLOR]

October 1st, 2007, 06:48 PM	#2
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