HMUSN walks into a bar and sees TheUNZippee sitting

WAR-PARTY · October 3rd, 2007, 12:59 PM

HMUSN walks into a bar and sees TheUNZippee sitting at the end of the bar
counter with a great big smile on his face.

HMUSN says, "TheUNZippee, what are you so happy for?"

"Well HMUSN, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, HMUSN.
Tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said
'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, HMUSN. I
turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't
swim, HMUSN. She couldn't swim!"

The next day HMUSN walks into a bar and sees TheUNZippee sitting at the end of
the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. HMUSN says, "What are
you happy about today TheUNZippee?"

"Well HMUSN... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat,
just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to
here, HMUSN. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your
boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her
way out, HMUSN. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the
key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, HMUSN!
She couldn't swim!"

A couple days pass and HMUSN walks into a bar and sees TheUNZippee down there
cryin' over a beer.

HMUSN says, "TheUNZippee, what are you so sad for?"

"Well HMUSN, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat,
just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me...
tits WAY out to here, HMUSN. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than
my boat does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said,
'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, HMUSN, way
WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and
looked at her tits and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled
down her pants and..... She had a dick, HMUSN! She had this great BIG
dick! .. and I can't swim HMUSN! I can't swim...

XTCNAGT · October 3rd, 2007, 01:03 PM

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA

Onemanzu · October 3rd, 2007, 01:03 PM

ha ha ha omg thats great

MSO · October 3rd, 2007, 01:07 PM

TheUNZippee! · October 3rd, 2007, 01:21 PM

Jealous.

Tony_90fox · October 3rd, 2007, 01:25 PM

funneh!

Timm10221 · October 3rd, 2007, 02:05 PM

Funny!

Dennis · October 3rd, 2007, 02:06 PM

hahaha thats great

coreysr5 · October 3rd, 2007, 02:09 PM

LOL, thats awesome

Luis_GT · October 3rd, 2007, 02:12 PM

smoke-em · October 3rd, 2007, 04:22 PM

I would have drowned if I were you Zip

MustangMatt96GT · October 3rd, 2007, 04:29 PM

That is great!!

Fryrice · October 3rd, 2007, 05:24 PM

Cant he just put the key back in the ignition ?

jk. Thats funny.

67/07 · October 3rd, 2007, 05:44 PM

96Snaker · October 3rd, 2007, 06:01 PM

x 1,000!!!

Sticky! Make it a sticky!!! lol Then I can laugh at this every 10 minutes at work... would really make my days go by so much better lmao!!

Warparty has posted some funny ass sh*t on here before but this takes the cake, AND at Zip's expense - what more could ya ask for?

97Cobra · October 3rd, 2007, 06:07 PM

LMFAO!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

97Cobra · October 3rd, 2007, 06:07 PM

cant breath........lmfao

homebrewed · October 3rd, 2007, 06:58 PM

Oooohh... Makes my eyes leak!!!

Fuckin hysterical :award

oldernewbie · October 3rd, 2007, 08:54 PM

*Pisses Down Leg Into Favorite Sock*

Hourofpain · October 3rd, 2007, 09:08 PM

BWAHAHAHA

October 3rd, 2007, 12:59 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	HMUSN walks into a bar and sees TheUNZippee sitting HMUSN walks into a bar and sees TheUNZippee sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. HMUSN says, "TheUNZippee, what are you so happy for?" "Well HMUSN, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, HMUSN. Tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, HMUSN. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, HMUSN. She couldn't swim!" The next day HMUSN walks into a bar and sees TheUNZippee sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. HMUSN says, "What are you happy about today TheUNZippee?" "Well HMUSN... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, HMUSN. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, HMUSN. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, HMUSN! She couldn't swim!" A couple days pass and HMUSN walks into a bar and sees TheUNZippee down there cryin' over a beer. HMUSN says, "TheUNZippee, what are you so sad for?" "Well HMUSN, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, HMUSN. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, HMUSN, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and..... She had a dick, HMUSN! She had this great BIG dick! .. and I can't swim HMUSN! I can't swim... __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

October 3rd, 2007, 01:03 PM	#3
Onemanzu ¡ʇsnq ɹo uʍop ǝpısdn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Looking for free hand jobs in poland springs nebraska... silly gooses Posts: 12,514 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	ha ha ha omg thats great __________________ My Foz

October 3rd, 2007, 01:07 PM	#4
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October 3rd, 2007, 01:21 PM	#5
TheUNZippee! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 61,816 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Jealous. __________________

October 3rd, 2007, 01:25 PM	#6
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October 3rd, 2007, 02:09 PM	#9
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October 3rd, 2007, 04:29 PM	#12
MustangMatt96GT Proud American 1996 Mustang GT 10.76 @ 122 with d/a of 8365 ft Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lakewood, CO Posts: 10,171 iTrader: 3 reviews	That is great!! __________________ RIP Travis Billings Special Thanks to: Andrews Racing Transmissions Baseline Suspensions Blown Small Block Ford with a hole in the block. 9.5 Dart Block 400 CI being saved for. Just because you can fuck a cactus doesn't mean you should. Never Lift Racecars

October 3rd, 2007, 05:24 PM	#13
Fryrice Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: VA Posts: 2,034 iTrader: 0 reviews	Cant he just put the key back in the ignition ? jk. Thats funny. __________________ Fryrice has left the building.

October 3rd, 2007, 05:44 PM	#14
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October 3rd, 2007, 06:01 PM	#15
96Snaker MM's Coffee Addict 1999 SVT Cobra 441rwhp/393rwtq Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,165 iTrader: 0 reviews	x 1,000!!! Sticky! Make it a sticky!!! lol Then I can laugh at this every 10 minutes at work... would really make my days go by so much better lmao!! Warparty has posted some funny ass sh*t on here before but this takes the cake, AND at Zip's expense - what more could ya ask for? __________________ Vortech V2, intercooled @ 10psi. Maximum Motorsports supsension goodie bag car less roll cage. Built '04 IRS. Hodge-podge of Roush/Stalker panels.

October 3rd, 2007, 06:07 PM	#16
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October 3rd, 2007, 06:07 PM	#17
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 6,535 iTrader: 1 reviews	cant breath........lmfao __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

October 3rd, 2007, 08:54 PM	#19
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October 3rd, 2007, 09:08 PM	#20
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