Bob Sanders is the new Chuck Norris...

1FastFox · October 4th, 2007, 04:01 PM

Everyone enjoy... Bob Sanders is bada$$ like Chuck Norris...

1.70% of the Earth is covered by water....the rest is covered by Bob Sanders

2. Indy's Defense is called the Cover 2 because the team is only responsible for covering 2 people...Bob Sanders covers the rest.
3. Bob Sanders invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Brady invented pink 4.If he could be any Care Bear, Bob Sanders would still be Bob Sanders, and when you hugged him he'd tackle you for a seven yard loss. They'd call him *radio edit* Bear, and there'd be a picture of him kicking your *radio edit* on his chest.
5. If you say "Bob Sanders" three times while looking in a mirror, you'll feel pretty stupid. Then Bob Sanders will rush through the door and tackle you for a four yard loss.
6. When Justin Timberlake brought SexyBack, Bob Sanders was already there, and he hit Justin so hard he now goes by the name Kevin Federline.
7.It was once thought Bob Sanders lost a fight to a Bear. But that was a lie created by Bob Sanders himself to lure more Bears to him.
8.They once renamed a street after Bob Sanders, but they had to change it back. Too many pedestrians died crossing it. Nobody crosses Bob Sanders and lives.
9.They were going to release a Bob Sanders edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Bob Sanders / In the secondary / with a spear tackle"
And #10.....a true quote from Bob himself...."I always thought that if I didn't feel it, the other person was hurting more. But I've realized over time that if I hit somebody and it hurts me, it hurts them even more."

1FastFox · October 4th, 2007, 05:00 PM

Man, no Colts fans in here? Tough crowd...

G.T. Rags · October 4th, 2007, 05:33 PM

u just compared a football player to Chuck Norris

What did u expect?

can Bob do this?

Better watch out, Chuck may be paying u a visit.

2000Si · October 4th, 2007, 06:03 PM

BEST THREAD EVER!

1FastFox rocks.

nba1341 · October 4th, 2007, 06:20 PM

who the hell is bob sanders?

turp · October 4th, 2007, 06:42 PM

GO COLTS! Bob is da man! Did y'all know Bob is not even close to his real name????

nba1341 · October 4th, 2007, 06:43 PM

oh bob saget?

turp · October 4th, 2007, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by nba1341

oh bob saget?

Bob Sanders is the safety for the Indy colts. But I assume you knew that already, and were just being a smartass...

nba1341 · October 4th, 2007, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by turp

Originally Posted by nba1341

oh bob saget?

Bob Sanders is the safety for the Indy colts. But I assume you knew that already, and were just being a smartass...

no honestly i did not

is he like really really fat or something?

Fryrice · October 4th, 2007, 07:08 PM

That was really funny.But I hope you know that you just signed Bob Sanders death wish by suggesting he's badder than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a helmet or pad's either. You can't protect something that's indestructible .

BTW- Bob Sagets stand up special on HBO SUCK HARDS NUTS !

turp · October 4th, 2007, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by nba1341

Originally Posted by turp

Originally Posted by nba1341

oh bob saget?

Bob Sanders is the safety for the Indy colts. But I assume you knew that already, and were just being a smartass...

no honestly i did not

is he like really really fat or something?

Nope just a badassed dude...

G.T. Rags · October 4th, 2007, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by Fryrice

That was really funny.But I hope you know that you just signed Bob Sanders death wish by suggesting he's badder than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a helmet or pad's either. You can't protect something that's indestructible .

BTW- Bob Sagets stand up special on HBO SUCK HARDS NUTS !

:homo

nobody messes with Chuck......eyes shoot lazers

October 4th, 2007, 05:00 PM	#2
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1FastFox Skirt Chasing Phallus Phondler Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 10,495 iTrader: 4 reviews	Bob Sanders is the new Chuck Norris... Everyone enjoy... Bob Sanders is bada$$ like Chuck Norris... 1.70% of the Earth is covered by water....the rest is covered by Bob Sanders 2. Indy's Defense is called the Cover 2 because the team is only responsible for covering 2 people...Bob Sanders covers the rest. 3. Bob Sanders invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Brady invented pink 4.If he could be any Care Bear, Bob Sanders would still be Bob Sanders, and when you hugged him he'd tackle you for a seven yard loss. They'd call him radio edit Bear, and there'd be a picture of him kicking your radio edit on his chest. 5. If you say "Bob Sanders" three times while looking in a mirror, you'll feel pretty stupid. Then Bob Sanders will rush through the door and tackle you for a four yard loss. 6. When Justin Timberlake brought SexyBack, Bob Sanders was already there, and he hit Justin so hard he now goes by the name Kevin Federline. 7.It was once thought Bob Sanders lost a fight to a Bear. But that was a lie created by Bob Sanders himself to lure more Bears to him. 8.They once renamed a street after Bob Sanders, but they had to change it back. Too many pedestrians died crossing it. Nobody crosses Bob Sanders and lives. 9.They were going to release a Bob Sanders edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Bob Sanders / In the secondary / with a spear tackle" And #10.....a true quote from Bob himself...."I always thought that if I didn't feel it, the other person was hurting more. But I've realized over time that if I hit somebody and it hurts me, it hurts them even more." __________________ QUOTE OF THE DAY (5/25/12): “Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there.” ‐ Miles Davis

October 4th, 2007, 06:03 PM	#4
2000Si Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my house. Posts: 975 iTrader: 0 reviews	BEST THREAD EVER! 1FastFox rocks.

October 4th, 2007, 07:08 PM	#10
Fryrice Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: VA Posts: 2,034 iTrader: 0 reviews	That was really funny.But I hope you know that you just signed Bob Sanders death wish by suggesting he's badder than Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a helmet or pad's either. You can't protect something that's indestructible . BTW- Bob Sagets stand up special on HBO SUCK HARDS NUTS ! __________________ Fryrice has left the building.

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