Great Sex...

TurboLX · October 6th, 2007, 01:00 AM

Great Italian Sex...

The Jewish man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her
body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she
screamed for five full minutes at the end!

"The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed
her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed
for 10 minutes !

"The Italian man said, "Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her
body all over with olive oil. We made love, and sh escreamed for over six hours !

"Theother two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you have
possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours ?" The Italian man said,

"I wiped my hands on the bedspread."...

Phoenixx · October 6th, 2007, 01:31 AM

<3s Turbo that was great

BWAL · October 6th, 2007, 03:03 AM

nice

El_Cangri · October 6th, 2007, 03:15 AM

good

October 6th, 2007, 01:00 AM	#1
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Great Sex... Great Italian Sex... The Jewish man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end! "The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 10 minutes ! "The Italian man said, "Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love, and sh escreamed for over six hours ! "Theother two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours ?" The Italian man said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread."... __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

October 6th, 2007, 01:31 AM	#2
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October 6th, 2007, 03:03 AM	#3
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