WOW I just got laid!

WAR-PARTY · October 13th, 2007, 01:48 AM

WOW I just got laid! the gods of pussy, PMS just came together. But it stimulated another gland I gotta shit bad...... Whew a little on the wet side, had the Tex Mex spcl with extra beans and rice for lunch. I'm getting her a glass of wine now, and taking my time, gotta empty the colon; what am I to do if she wants' more, I could shit the bed. At least I shat across the house on another shit'er. Damn the little Ho (wife) is calling, I need a Man-Pon!
Please no visuals, that's why we do it in the dark!

John Force never has these problems

homebrewed · October 13th, 2007, 01:50 AM

Yup....

MSO · October 13th, 2007, 01:57 AM

What

the

fuck????

Hourofpain · October 13th, 2007, 02:01 AM

lmfao.

BWAL09 · October 13th, 2007, 02:01 AM

i bet WP'a posts would be funny as hell if we knew what the fuck he was trying to say lol

oh well, having to struggle to read this shit makes it all the funnier

homebrewed · October 13th, 2007, 02:02 AM

Funnier, huh?

Fryrice · October 13th, 2007, 02:05 AM

Even Einstein was half retarded.

Onemanzu · October 13th, 2007, 02:06 AM

all i got was he called his wife a lil ho...

MSO · October 13th, 2007, 02:06 AM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

i bet WP'a posts would be funny as hell if we knew what the fuck he was trying to say lol

oh well, having to struggle to read this shit makes it all the funnier

+1

everytime i come back in here to read something that someone posted, i re-read it and make more and more sense of it

i still have no clue tho..

BWAL09 · October 13th, 2007, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Funnier, huh?

you makin fun of my english?

my grammar is gooder than yours will ever be...

homebrewed · October 13th, 2007, 02:27 AM

Just makin' sure you knew what you put down. Gettin' ya ready for MSO to swoop in and lay down his "grammer lesson" knowledge

BWAL09 · October 13th, 2007, 02:29 AM

lol

MSO · October 13th, 2007, 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Just makin' sure you knew what you put down. Gettin' ya ready for MSO to swoop in and lay down his "grammer lesson" knowledge

ahem

grammar

homebrewed · October 13th, 2007, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by My'StangOpens

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Just makin' sure you knew what you put down. Gettin' ya ready for MSO to swoop in and lay down his "grammer lesson" knowledge

ahem

grammar

Just makin' sure you're awake cupcake

Grimmy · October 13th, 2007, 02:32 AM

great sex is like taking a good dump. it should leave you feeling drained and wanting a cigarette.

travis_afx · October 13th, 2007, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by Grimmy

great sex is like taking a good dump. it should leave you feeling drained and wanting a cigarette.

ChrisJ · October 13th, 2007, 10:31 AM

Wait until his woman comes and checks this post...

GTsetGO · October 13th, 2007, 10:36 AM

soooo, does anyone have the WP to english dictionary??

HMUSN · October 13th, 2007, 11:00 AM

lets see..

what I get out of it is...

he got laid.
his wife is either on the rag or pissed off.
he has to take a wet shit.
he had a Mexican lunch being the cause.
He is getting wine for his wife before he shits.
he is worried about if she wants more wine while he is shitting.
at least he used a different bathroom than the one closest to the bedroom.
The wife is calling and he wants a male tampon to plug up his leaking asshole.
and obviously no one wants pics.

Hourofpain · October 13th, 2007, 11:34 AM

ahahah

end topic

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October 13th, 2007, 01:48 AM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,054	WOW I just got laid! WOW I just got laid! the gods of pussy, PMS just came together. But it stimulated another gland I gotta shit bad...... Whew a little on the wet side, had the Tex Mex spcl with extra beans and rice for lunch. I'm getting her a glass of wine now, and taking my time, gotta empty the colon; what am I to do if she wants' more, I could shit the bed. At least I shat across the house on another shit'er. Damn the little Ho (wife) is calling, I need a Man-Pon! Please no visuals, that's why we do it in the dark! John Force never has these problems __________________ I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself.. You hang in there sunshine, you're special. Last edited by WAR-PARTY : December 6th, 2007 at 07:33 PM.

October 13th, 2007, 01:57 AM	#3
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October 13th, 2007, 02:01 AM	#4
Hourofpain Hardcore Enthusiast 2003 Mustang V6 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,180	lmfao. __________________

October 13th, 2007, 02:05 AM	#7
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October 13th, 2007, 10:31 AM	#17
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October 13th, 2007, 11:34 AM	#20
Hourofpain Hardcore Enthusiast 2003 Mustang V6 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,180	ahahah end topic /END[/b] __________________

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