zippee ...your specialty...

thetrooper31 · October 22nd, 2007, 06:53 PM

buttsex! ...my gf wants to try it ....is it worth trying? any pointers for a analsex n00b?

Racerchik02 · October 22nd, 2007, 06:54 PM

lube...lube...lube!

thetrooper31 · October 22nd, 2007, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by Racerchik02

lube...lube...lube!

note taken.
any recommendation of what brand?

TheUNZippee! · October 22nd, 2007, 06:56 PM

Yes it's worth it, although some say it's over rated.

As for pointers, well:

1. Go slow. Ramming things in assholes is a porn thing, and not for real life. Unless your screen name starts with 'mystang'.

2. Start with a finger or thumb while performing cunnilingus. See how she responds to that.

3. If she is ready to go for it, start slow, but once you're balls deep, get moving. It will feel better for her than if you just leave your log laying in her bad place like some kind of perverted poopy piece of dead wood. lol

4. Lube. Try it dry, and get punched in the eye, I always say. lmfao

Regency 2007 · October 22nd, 2007, 06:57 PM

*Feels extremely sorry for Zippie's wife*

TheUNZippee! · October 22nd, 2007, 06:58 PM

muahahahahaha

thetrooper31 · October 22nd, 2007, 06:58 PM

should i wear a condom for an act such as this ...sorry for my n00bishness

707Stang · October 22nd, 2007, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by thetrooper31

Originally Posted by Racerchik02

lube...lube...lube!

note taken.
any recommendation of what brand?

We use KY Silk, seems to work pretty good!! and a condom, my lord i cant stress the importance of a condom!!!

GTron · October 22nd, 2007, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Yes it's worth it, although some say it's over rated.

As for pointers, well:

1. Go slow. Ramming things in assholes is a porn thing, and not for real life. Unless your screen name starts with 'mystang'.

2. Start with a finger or thumb while performing cunnilingus. See how she responds to that.

3. If she is ready to go for it, start slow, but once you're balls deep, get moving. It will feel better for her than if you just leave your log laying in her bad place like some kind of perverted poopy piece of dead wood. lol

4. Lube. Try it dry, and get punched in the eye, I always say. lmfao

LMMFAOROTF

First Buttsex How-To I've ever seen!!!

TheUNZippee! · October 22nd, 2007, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by thetrooper31

should i wear a condom for an act such as this ...sorry for my n00bishness

That depends....uhhh...how can I say this....if you don't mind a little chocolate truffle on your helmet now and then....uhhhh...

A sexual therapist would probably recommend you wear a condom. lol

TheUNZippee! · October 22nd, 2007, 07:01 PM

lol Ron

thetrooper31 · October 22nd, 2007, 07:01 PM

ahahaha sorry im new to the whole buttsex scene hahahaha

707Stang · October 22nd, 2007, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Originally Posted by thetrooper31

should i wear a condom for an act such as this ...sorry for my n00bishness

That depends....uhhh...how can I say this....if you don't mind a little chocolate truffle on your helmet now and then....uhhhh...

A sexual therapist would probably recommend you wear a condom. lol

Dude Zip you remember this conversation when Will brought it up?

Racerchik02 · October 22nd, 2007, 07:02 PM

YES wear a condom...you tear a whole lot during this kind of intercourse and makes a huge breeding ground for germs not mention stds

TheUNZippee! · October 22nd, 2007, 07:03 PM

Just take it slow, don't rush things, and pay attention to how she responds. You can't go wrong by starting off with 30 or 40 minutes of carpet munching. Seriously. lol

(don't make me explain the 2 finger cul-de-sac technique) lol

TheUNZippee! · October 22nd, 2007, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by It's My 69

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Originally Posted by thetrooper31

should i wear a condom for an act such as this ...sorry for my n00bishness

That depends....uhhh...how can I say this....if you don't mind a little chocolate truffle on your helmet now and then....uhhhh...

A sexual therapist would probably recommend you wear a condom. lol

Dude Zip you remember this conversation when Will brought it up?

lol yeah that was hilarious

GTron · October 22nd, 2007, 07:03 PM

lol, you guys just made my day. I was stressed and pissed off until I read this thread.

Thanks!!!

Regency 2007 · October 22nd, 2007, 07:04 PM

Racerchick has experience, listen to her. :award

TheUNZippee! · October 22nd, 2007, 07:04 PM

lol anytime Ron

TurboLX · October 22nd, 2007, 07:33 PM

just rock her with the shocker

October 22nd, 2007, 06:53 PM	#1
thetrooper31 Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Horsham , Pennsylvania Posts: 1,242 iTrader: 1 reviews	zippee ...your specialty... buttsex! ...my gf wants to try it ....is it worth trying? any pointers for a analsex n00b?

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October 22nd, 2007, 07:02 PM	#14
Racerchik02 Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the other side of the screen... Posts: 696 iTrader: 0 reviews	YES wear a condom...you tear a whole lot during this kind of intercourse and makes a huge breeding ground for germs not mention stds __________________ Preview for Street Racers Gone Wild - Putfile.com "The Official Hottie of MM" The Future Mrs. Mofobucs

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October 22nd, 2007, 07:33 PM	#20
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