[WAR-PARTY]

I'm home from work and I'm in the shit house dropping a load, and the wife walks in, as long as we been shackled together it's not a big thing. So first comes the you stink, what crawled up your ass and died (Subway Meatball 12 incher) - than she sees the can of beer on the floor by the porcelain alter. I'm sitting there reading Hot Rod drinking a beer and shitting; I personally see not a f-ing wrong with this. So I get a thirty minute ear beating, as only a women who spent 26 years in a Man's Navy can give. The jest of which was I was the grossest man who has ever lived for sitting on the shitter and drinking a beer. Now I ask you what the F did I do wrong? Thank God for Dogs

[HMUSN]

you didn't offer her a sip of beer?

[Reset]

You didn't divorce her for thinking this way.

[TurboLX]

Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY So first comes the you stink, what crawled up my ass was that 12 incher) -

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[JASonic]

you need refreshments when working up a sweat.

[Racerchik02]

Ummmm GERMS!!!!!

[GTsetGO]

never done the "drink and dump", but i don't see anything wrong with it.

[JASonic]

Man Im on a schedule. I drink my coffee in the shitter. No big deal. Its not like your wiping your butt with your finger and dipping it in your coffee like lick-em-aid.

With the supercharged exhaust fan on, the only thing I smell is vanilla nut... or well, I always thought it was the coffee I was smelling.