Today is the day...

homebrewed · October 23rd, 2007, 11:14 AM

I have, hopefully, the last day of my divorce today.
I am hoping against hope that I will be done w/ all this horse shit ex-wife bullshit.

Wish me luck...

HB

TheUNZippee! · October 23rd, 2007, 11:36 AM

Best of luck man. That's a crappy thing for anyone to have to go through.

But look on the bright side brother - at least you and I can be together legitimately now.

G.T. Rags · October 23rd, 2007, 11:37 AM

sux man.........

as long as she doesn't touch ur car i won't fuck her up

homebrewed · October 23rd, 2007, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop

sux man.........

as long as she doesn't touch ur car i won't fuck her up

Even if she doesn't, I say go for it! She is, well, was, pretty cute.

now
And, Zipp, you'll appreciate this, she likes it in the #2 door :wink

Phoenixx · October 23rd, 2007, 11:40 AM

Aww gluck! Hope its over and done with today!

TurboLX · October 23rd, 2007, 11:40 AM

Is this the girl you just met??

TheUNZippee! · October 23rd, 2007, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop

sux man.........

as long as she doesn't touch ur car i won't fuck her up

Even if she doesn't, I say go for it! She is, well, was, pretty cute. now
And, Zipp, you'll appreciate this, she likes it in the #2 door :wink

Why wood I appreciate that? Is that some sort of pseudo-subliminal invitation?

And perhaps more intriguing; does she actually have a #2 on her sphincter? Wtf?

homebrewed · October 23rd, 2007, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by TurboLX

Is this the girl you just met??

Negative. This is the girl I married 3 years ago. Been going thru the divorce shit for about 18 months

Zipp: She does have the tramp stamp tattoo above her ass cheeks... *raises eyebrows repeatedly*

TheUNZippee! · October 23rd, 2007, 12:00 PM

AHHHH STOP FLUTTERING YOUR EYE PUBES YOU INSANE COCK TEASE

homebrewed · October 23rd, 2007, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

AHHHH STOP FLUTTERING YOUR EYE PUBES YOU INSANE COCK TEASE

But I gave a reach-around...

TheUNZippee! · October 23rd, 2007, 12:03 PM

At what point have we gone too far? lol

homebrewed · October 23rd, 2007, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

At what point have we gone too far? lol

When I bottom out...

G.T. Rags · October 23rd, 2007, 12:41 PM

stick it in her brown eye

homebrewed · October 23rd, 2007, 01:02 PM

Buttsecks FTW!!

smoke-em · October 23rd, 2007, 01:06 PM

"If it has a vagina it has issues."
"But they feel so good"

1FastFox · October 23rd, 2007, 01:06 PM

Call me old fashioned, but i still prefer keep my pecker in the front for maximum cleanliness...

smoke-em · October 23rd, 2007, 01:09 PM

You gotta come in the backdoor every once in a while so you don't get caught

Onemanzu · October 23rd, 2007, 01:09 PM

so i was out for a drive this morning ... drove past HB's house and saw his ... BMWustang

homebrewed · October 23rd, 2007, 01:22 PM

Why are women so vindictive? I mean, what the fuck!?!? They are. They get their heart broken and they torch all you boxers, shave your cat, melt your XBOX into a smoldering pile, stuff used tampons in hte vents of your car, and say things like "You're retarded like your dad" What the hell does that even mena? Shit!
We guys, if we get into a fight and break up, we just go out, find a chic that looks exactly like you and bang her. Then we tell our buds how much a slut you are. Which is true. It took what, 2 dates before I was drillin' ya on the hood of my car? Yeah, thats what I thought.

Fuck you!! Get over it. You got sloppy and lazy. If I wanted to date a whale, I'd have a job @ SeaWorld.

TheUNZippee! · October 23rd, 2007, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by homebrewed

Why are women so vindictive? I mean, what the fuck!?!? They are. They get their heart broken and they torch all you boxers, shave your cat, melt your XBOX into a smoldering pile, stuff used tampons in hte vents of your car, and say things like "You're retarded like your dad" What the hell does that even mena? Shit!
We guys, if we get into a fight and break up, we just go out, find a chic that looks exactly like you and bang her. Then we tell our buds how much a slut you are. Which is true. It took what, 2 dates before I was drillin' ya on the hood of my car? Yeah, thats what I thought.

Fuck you!! Get over it. You got sloppy and lazy. If I wanted to date a whale, I'd have a job @ SeaWorld.

Because they punch like chicks. lol

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