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Old October 24th, 2007, 02:52 PM   #1
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Tips for Guys who think they know it ALL

When she walks away from you mad
[ Enjoy the tv to yourself ]

When she stare's at your mouth
[ ask her wtf ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Throw a sammich at her]

When she start's cussing at you
[ Get out the ducktape and tell her ya love her ]

When she's quiet
[ call up one of your buddies ]

When she ignore's you
[ hey interrupted sport time ]

When she pull's away
[ grab her by the hair ]

When you see her at her worst
[ spoon feed her some action ]

When you see her start crying
[Just say it wasnt you]

When you see her walking
[ stare at the other fine ass next to her ]

When she's scared
[ go work on the car ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ you fucked her real good ]

When she steal's your favorite hat
[ she wants you to come into her bedroom]

When she tease's you
[ Theres only one thing she really wants ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ the plumber's bangin her ]

When she look's at you with doubt
[ she obviousely cant cook ]

When she say's that she like's you
[ she really only wants your penis ]

When she grab's at your hands
[ tell her you need that hand for your beer ]

When she bump's into you
[ slap that bitches ass ]

When she tell's you a secret
[ she probably fucked your brother ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ she wants it doggystle ]

When she misses you
[ she's jsut horny ]

When you break her heart
[ Celebrate at the local bar ]

When she says its over
[ Fuck her sister ]





ahaha sorry i ahd to make this funny
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Old October 24th, 2007, 02:58 PM   #2
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in no way are my personal beliefsrfcted in this
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im a charmer
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Old October 24th, 2007, 02:58 PM   #3
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boolshit! you didn't write the funny parts.. we all know you aren't that funny!
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I think this maybe the most retarded comments ever put together for reactions to womens actions. A few were funny though...
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Originally Posted by 1FastFox
I think this maybe the most retarded comments ever put together for reactions to womens actions. A few were funny though...

I think that may be one of the most confusing sentences I have ever read.







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