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2005 Torrid Red GTO m6
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Virginia Beach
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hijacked a myspace bulletin
Tips for Guys who think they know it ALL
When she walks away from you mad [ Enjoy the tv to yourself ] When she stare's at your mouth [ ask her wtf ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Throw a sammich at her] When she start's cussing at you [ Get out the ducktape and tell her ya love her ] When she's quiet [ call up one of your buddies ] When she ignore's you [ hey interrupted sport time ] When she pull's away [ grab her by the hair ] When you see her at her worst [ spoon feed her some action ] When you see her start crying [Just say it wasnt you] When you see her walking [ stare at the other fine ass next to her ] When she's scared [ go work on the car ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ you fucked her real good ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ she wants you to come into her bedroom] When she tease's you [ Theres only one thing she really wants ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ the plumber's bangin her ] When she look's at you with doubt [ she obviousely cant cook ] When she say's that she like's you [ she really only wants your penis ] When she grab's at your hands [ tell her you need that hand for your beer ] When she bump's into you [ slap that bitches ass ] When she tell's you a secret [ she probably fucked your brother ] When she looks at you in your eyes [ she wants it doggystle ] When she misses you [ she's jsut horny ] When you break her heart [ Celebrate at the local bar ] When she says its over [ Fuck her sister ] ahaha sorry i ahd to make this funny
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1996 Cobra To be sold... 2005 M6 Twin Turbo GTO Torrid Red Fully Forged LS2 Block Built to handle 1000RWHP. Fully ported Dart Heads. Edelbrock Jr Intake. Custom cut upper intake plenum. APS twin Turbo System with APS twin Fuel pumps. |
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2005 Torrid Red GTO m6
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in no way are my personal beliefsrfcted in this
lol im a charmer
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1996 Cobra To be sold... 2005 M6 Twin Turbo GTO Torrid Red Fully Forged LS2 Block Built to handle 1000RWHP. Fully ported Dart Heads. Edelbrock Jr Intake. Custom cut upper intake plenum. APS twin Turbo System with APS twin Fuel pumps. |
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MSTRB8N & MDR8N
2021 Mustang V15
Quad Turbo with nawz
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: On The Shaft
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boolshit! you didn't write the funny parts.. we all know you aren't that funny!
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MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks |
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Skirt Chasing Phallus Phondler
Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer
Nike Fast
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Indiana
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I think this maybe the most retarded comments ever put together for reactions to womens actions. A few were funny though...
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I think that may be one of the most confusing sentences I have ever read. :wink
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