MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

WAR-PARTY · October 26th, 2007, 06:41 PM

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hiding' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to get-R-dun)

Onemanzu · October 26th, 2007, 06:58 PM

Phoenixx · October 26th, 2007, 07:01 PM

Lmao that's awesome!

vfast · October 26th, 2007, 08:36 PM

MSO · October 26th, 2007, 08:37 PM

WP i love you

03 R Code · October 26th, 2007, 08:57 PM

That was pretty damn funny! Glad to see you're still at it with the jokes.

Luis_GT · October 26th, 2007, 10:21 PM

Ninjawafers! · October 26th, 2007, 11:37 PM

lmao

06RedfireGT · October 27th, 2007, 12:43 AM

JASonic · October 27th, 2007, 12:57 AM

I wonder if that works if I tell them Im hiding weed in my mother in law?

408gt91 · October 27th, 2007, 11:34 AM

LOL! HA HA HA!

uatlb · January 9th, 2008, 06:12 PM

nice lol

Racerchik02 · January 9th, 2008, 06:17 PM

MustanG_guy17 · January 9th, 2008, 06:23 PM

heard it before

06GT4RAD · January 9th, 2008, 06:43 PM

That's a good one

BWAL · January 9th, 2008, 06:47 PM

i've heard the one about a woman wanting her son to dig a hole for flowers or something, so he called the police and told them she had a dead body under her lawn

MSO · January 9th, 2008, 07:51 PM

lol i was ready to pull out the repost pic but then i realized some newb just dug this up from like page 90 or somethign

5pntslw · January 9th, 2008, 09:55 PM

hahahaha love it haha sounds like something i would do haha

White Thunder · January 9th, 2008, 09:57 PM

hmmmm.....maybe i will "hide" some coke in my radiator so they can flush it!!!!

94v6blkndred · January 9th, 2008, 11:09 PM

hahhaa nice

October 26th, 2007, 06:41 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hiding' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hiding' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to get-R-dun) __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

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MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol i was ready to pull out the repost pic but then i realized some newb just dug this up from like page 90 or somethign __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

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