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Old November 1st, 2007, 02:01 AM   #1
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A good women is hard to find


Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."


Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find...."
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Old November 1st, 2007, 02:01 AM   #2
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Old November 1st, 2007, 02:03 AM   #3
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Old November 1st, 2007, 02:06 AM   #4
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Old November 1st, 2007, 02:07 AM   #5
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Old November 1st, 2007, 12:04 PM   #6
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Old November 1st, 2007, 12:09 PM   #7
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For sure all they do is bitch
my wife likes to call them "friendly reminders". yeah, it's still bitching.
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Old November 1st, 2007, 12:12 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by GTsetGO
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For sure all they do is bitch
my wife likes to call them "friendly reminders". yeah, it's still bitching.
Yeah I want a kid but no wife that word just hurts on the inside when I hear it
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Old November 1st, 2007, 09:46 PM   #9
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For sure all they do is bitch
Lies!
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Originally Posted by GTsetGO
Originally Posted by smoke-em
For sure all they do is bitch
my wife likes to call them "friendly reminders". yeah, it's still bitching.
Friendly reminder?!?!?!
 
Old November 1st, 2007, 11:44 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by TheBusher
Originally Posted by GTsetGO
Originally Posted by smoke-em
For sure all they do is bitch
my wife likes to call them "friendly reminders". yeah, it's still bitching.
Friendly reminder?!?!?!
Deilvered in those I'll cut off your balls if your don't remember, tones.
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Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY
Originally Posted by TheBusher
Originally Posted by GTsetGO
Originally Posted by smoke-em
For sure all they do is bitch
my wife likes to call them "friendly reminders". yeah, it's still bitching.
Friendly reminder?!?!?!
Deilvered in those I'll cut off your balls if your don't remember, tones.
Practice saying 'Yes, dear.'

And not a sarcastic 'Yes, dear, I don't really give a fuck if we need new blinds, I'm watching hockey right now so fuck off' tone, I mean a legitimate 'Yes, dear, I truly care about your wants and needs, just as you care about mine. And by realizing this I understand that this is the key to you grabbing my rock hard cock with both fists and sucking it down your gullet like you're some kind of starving bi-afran' tone.

Thank me later.
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Old November 1st, 2007, 11:55 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by Phoenixx
Originally Posted by smoke-em
For sure all they do is bitch
Lies!
lol I think they forgot you were on this site hahahaahaa
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women...

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Old November 2nd, 2007, 02:27 AM   #15
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Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!
Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY
Originally Posted by TheBusher
Originally Posted by GTsetGO
Originally Posted by smoke-em
For sure all they do is bitch
my wife likes to call them "friendly reminders". yeah, it's still bitching.
Friendly reminder?!?!?!
Deilvered in those I'll cut off your balls if your don't remember, tones.
Practice saying 'Yes, dear.'

And not a sarcastic 'Yes, dear, I don't really give a fuck if we need new blinds, I'm watching hockey right now so fuck off' tone, I mean a legitimate 'Yes, dear, I truly care about your wants and needs, just as you care about mine. And by realizing this I understand that this is the key to you grabbing my rock hard cock with both fists and sucking it down your gullet like you're some kind of starving bi-afran' tone.

Thank me later.
Damn Zip males that is real males minds think alike, I love it when she blows cum gems out her nose, and no need to thank me I do the same for any skank!
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Old November 2nd, 2007, 02:30 AM   #17
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In truth my thought process goes like this:

No dick, no brains, no exceptions!

Yes ladies I am a male PIG and proud of it!
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I like tits


You never fail to amuse me! Your short comments are the best...well second best!
 
Old November 2nd, 2007, 02:32 AM   #20
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