The funniest thing I have seen in years...

1FastFox · November 1st, 2007, 10:57 AM

Ok, This is great guys. I was going to pick my GF up at her apt yesterday, and noticed her neighbor ( who always is hitting on my GF and trying to get her to come over drinking w/ him ) out changing his oil. Dude is about as mechanically inclined as a 6 yr old girl. So, Im walking down the side walk as hes pouring the oil in his car, and he comments ( knowing I know my shit about cars ) " Man, how much oil do these things hold?" I chuckled and continued walking. As I passed his car I looked down the side of it and notice about 15 ( rough estimate ) empty oil quart containers on the ground. The dunb fuck was filling his motor up! He thought you were suppose to fill it to the brim with oil... <--

Of coarse being the nice guy I am I continued walking and watched him silently ( but laughing histerically on the inside ) from me GF patio.

smoke-em · November 1st, 2007, 11:09 AM

You're an ass but that shit is funny as fuck considering his cap says how much oil it takes

homebrewed · November 1st, 2007, 11:12 AM

How do you know what his cap says? Were you there too? You know what kinda car the dude has??

1FastFox · November 1st, 2007, 11:15 AM

He has a fairly new madza 6. I was sitting there trying to imagine how much he spent on oil trying to fill it up. Knowing him he prolly didnt even change the oil filter. Dude got what he deserved...

White Thunder · November 1st, 2007, 11:24 AM

its gonna pop....all that oil has to go somewhere...lol

fuck him

05mustang_TT_charged · November 1st, 2007, 12:06 PM

yeah there will definitely be some seals blowing out when he starts that thing up, if it doesn't hydrolock with all the oil in the crankcase

1FastFox · November 1st, 2007, 12:08 PM

I have been over there since, But dont imagine I will see that car there for a few weeks. That or it will sit without moving for the next year...

HMUSN · November 1st, 2007, 12:10 PM

Karma.

it's a fun thing.

05mustang_TT_charged · November 1st, 2007, 12:33 PM

tell him stop hitting on your old lady and next time only use 6 quarts

then slap him upside the head with the owners manual and tell him to read it

1FastFox · November 1st, 2007, 12:40 PM

He must ahve thought that his car was real low on oil since it didnt even fill the drain pan up...

I could careless about this douche hitting on my girlfriend. he 6'1 and prolly 130lbs. works as an internet guy for some company and I on the other hand am 5'10 170 lbs and a manager at an investment firm. I drive a flawless supercharged mustang he drives a dinged up mazda 6. Come on now, The only way I would be the least bit threatened by him is if I played world of warcraft...

Thewolfman456 · November 1st, 2007, 12:41 PM

Lol, I'm with you 1fastfox. Nothing to be scared of, everyone knows a car takes 14 quarts, I mean come on, isn't it obvious?

TheUNZippee! · November 1st, 2007, 12:48 PM

LoL Ahh, good times.....when I was a 1st year apprentice, ff, we actually had one of our other apprentices do the same thing, on his first day with us. The journeyman told him to fill it up with oil, and fill it he did. lol

homebrewed · November 1st, 2007, 12:49 PM

It never ceases to amaze me the incompetence of people...

G.T. Rags · November 1st, 2007, 12:51 PM

dude.........

y r u posting it here and not sitting on her lawn with a video camera waiting...?

1FastFox · November 1st, 2007, 12:52 PM

^^^Much agreed.^^^ Just when you think you have seen the dumbest thing in the world someone comes along and blows your mind... Im waiting to see who is going to top this.

1FastFox · November 1st, 2007, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop

dude.........

y r u posting it here and not sitting on her lawn with a video camera waiting...?

I have this thing call a job, on the negative note I have to sit in front of this computer from 8-5, but on the positive note they pay my car,insurance,house,utility,and fun bills...

Onemanzu · November 1st, 2007, 01:24 PM

oh shit our cars don't take two gallons?

homebrewed · November 1st, 2007, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Onemanzu

oh shit our cars don't take two gallons?

Diesel man. You don't make near that much torque

November 1st, 2007, 10:57 AM	#1
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Phallus Phondler Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 10,495 iTrader: 4 reviews	The funniest thing I have seen in years... Ok, This is great guys. I was going to pick my GF up at her apt yesterday, and noticed her neighbor ( who always is hitting on my GF and trying to get her to come over drinking w/ him ) out changing his oil. Dude is about as mechanically inclined as a 6 yr old girl. So, Im walking down the side walk as hes pouring the oil in his car, and he comments ( knowing I know my shit about cars ) " Man, how much oil do these things hold?" I chuckled and continued walking. As I passed his car I looked down the side of it and notice about 15 ( rough estimate ) empty oil quart containers on the ground. The dunb fuck was filling his motor up! He thought you were suppose to fill it to the brim with oil... <-- Of coarse being the nice guy I am I continued walking and watched him silently ( but laughing histerically on the inside ) from me GF patio. __________________ QUOTE OF THE DAY (5/25/12): “Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there.” ‐ Miles Davis

November 1st, 2007, 11:15 AM	#4
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Phallus Phondler Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 10,495 iTrader: 4 reviews	He has a fairly new madza 6. I was sitting there trying to imagine how much he spent on oil trying to fill it up. Knowing him he prolly didnt even change the oil filter. Dude got what he deserved... __________________ QUOTE OF THE DAY (5/25/12): “Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there.” ‐ Miles Davis

November 1st, 2007, 12:06 PM	#6
05mustang_TT_charged Hardcore Enthusiast 2005 Mustang GT 10.32@137.70 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: LSU Country Posts: 2,774 iTrader: 0 reviews	yeah there will definitely be some seals blowing out when he starts that thing up, if it doesn't hydrolock with all the oil in the crankcase __________________ 350 rwhp and 310 rwtq at 6000 rpms through stock exhaust system 326 cubic inches of Twin Turbocharged hell will be running soon Tuned by Wes @ TPS

November 1st, 2007, 12:08 PM	#7
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Phallus Phondler Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 10,495 iTrader: 4 reviews	I have been over there since, But dont imagine I will see that car there for a few weeks. That or it will sit without moving for the next year... __________________ QUOTE OF THE DAY (5/25/12): “Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there.” ‐ Miles Davis

November 1st, 2007, 12:10 PM	#8
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	Karma. it's a fun thing. __________________

November 1st, 2007, 12:33 PM	#9
05mustang_TT_charged Hardcore Enthusiast 2005 Mustang GT 10.32@137.70 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: LSU Country Posts: 2,774 iTrader: 0 reviews	tell him stop hitting on your old lady and next time only use 6 quarts then slap him upside the head with the owners manual and tell him to read it __________________ 350 rwhp and 310 rwtq at 6000 rpms through stock exhaust system 326 cubic inches of Twin Turbocharged hell will be running soon Tuned by Wes @ TPS

November 1st, 2007, 12:40 PM	#10
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Phallus Phondler Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 10,495 iTrader: 4 reviews	He must ahve thought that his car was real low on oil since it didnt even fill the drain pan up... I could careless about this douche hitting on my girlfriend. he 6'1 and prolly 130lbs. works as an internet guy for some company and I on the other hand am 5'10 170 lbs and a manager at an investment firm. I drive a flawless supercharged mustang he drives a dinged up mazda 6. Come on now, The only way I would be the least bit threatened by him is if I played world of warcraft... __________________ QUOTE OF THE DAY (5/25/12): “Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there.” ‐ Miles Davis

November 1st, 2007, 12:41 PM	#11
Thewolfman456 Regular Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 481 iTrader: 0 reviews	Lol, I'm with you 1fastfox. Nothing to be scared of, everyone knows a car takes 14 quarts, I mean come on, isn't it obvious?

November 1st, 2007, 12:52 PM	#15
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Phallus Phondler Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 10,495 iTrader: 4 reviews	^^^Much agreed.^^^ Just when you think you have seen the dumbest thing in the world someone comes along and blows your mind... Im waiting to see who is going to top this. __________________ QUOTE OF THE DAY (5/25/12): “Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there.” ‐ Miles Davis

November 1st, 2007, 01:24 PM	#17
Onemanzu ¡ʇsnq ɹo uʍop ǝpısdn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Looking for free hand jobs in poland springs nebraska... silly gooses Posts: 12,550 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	oh shit our cars don't take two gallons? __________________ My Foz

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