[G.T. Rags]

So this girl calls my house with a flower delivary for my mom while I'm on my cell phone with my mom. I give her directions to my door and get back on the phone with my mom real quick.

She walks in the bottom door and i realize not onlly did i know her from an old job, but she was hot under her work clothes. I promptly hang up on my mom as i realized it was her and picked my dog up so he couldn't run out the door. She hands me the flowers and I'm now a little balance. Where making some small talk and my phone rings.

Im fumbling to answer it as i tell her to say hi to another friend of hers for me when she tells me the girls in the car. As she says this i asnwer the phone and tell her to just say hi and close the door on her.



I just totally blew off someone i know, and to top it all off, she was hot. I've had shitty luck with girls and actually started saying prayers at night because, well, it always works.

Now the Big Guy sends a hot girl to my door with flowers and I screw shit up like that. God must be laughing so hard at me right now there are earthquakes in africa or something.

[HMUSN]

God isn't the only one laughing at you now.

[GTsetGO]

not only is God laughing at you, so are we all

[Vinyl66]

maybe your just

[GTsetGO]

damn you H

[HMUSN]

[G.T. Rags]

yea yea yea........

i do gots her number on caller id though.... overstepping my bounds?

or should i just take this as maybe a sign that shit might just turn around for me? I mean a pretty girl with flowers coming to ur door doesn't happen all the fucking time. Ussually there fat overwieght bitches or some 45 year old man with a mustache

I wasn't kidding about going to bed at night praying lately for this hell to stop.

[MSO]

Originally Posted by Vinyl66 maybe your just

[MSO]

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop yea yea yea........ i do gots her number on caller id though.... overstepping my bounds? or should i just take this as maybe a sign that shit might just turn around for me? I mean a pretty girl with flowers coming to ur door doesn't happen all the fucking time. Ussually there fat overwieght bitches or some 45 year old man with a mustache I wasn't kidding about going to bed at night praying lately for this hell to stop.

call her dude

i doubt she wud get mad

[WilltheThrill]

and u thought u would be surprised by this because??????????????????????




lol, j/k

[GTsetGO]

stalk her. sit outside her window at night and then call her telling her that you can see everything that she is doing. in a creepy voice of course

[HMUSN]

give her a call man.

It'll take your mind off of other things.

[BWAL]

lol.. ragtop needs God's help to pickup chicks

oh, and your story confused the hell out of me raghead.

[G.T. Rags]

Originally Posted by BWAL09 lol.. ragtop needs God's help to pickup chicks oh, and your story confused the hell out of me raghead.

i shit u not dude. Thats how i got my last Girlfriend. I met her and after a few months realized that me thinking she was cute was actually more then that. I went to bed and prayed everynight for her to dump him and start going out with me.

it worked. hell, i even got a BJ from her friend the week before i started messing around with her.

by the way BWAL, i suggest u firmly start praying to GOD every night. Ur gonna need so much more help then me.....there's not to many Drawf lovers out there...

[TheUNZippee!]

Don't worry, Rags, I'd still fuck ye.

[GTsetGO]

is there anything that you wouldn't??????

[TheUNZippee!]

*whistles innocently*

[HMUSN]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Nope

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by HMUSN Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Nope I'd even fuck HMUSN's pumpkin

[GTsetGO]

goes back to this brah