FBI Job Opening

TurboLX · November 1st, 2007, 05:06 PM

FBI Job Opening:

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ' I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'The gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

Moral:

Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

smoke-em · November 1st, 2007, 05:09 PM

Thats good

GTsetGO · November 1st, 2007, 05:10 PM

YES THEY ARE

TheUNZippee! · November 1st, 2007, 05:12 PM

I'm not laughing.

GTsetGO · November 1st, 2007, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I'm not laughing out loud.

fixed

TheUNZippee! · November 1st, 2007, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by GTsetGO

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I'm not laughing out loud, I'm sneaking up behind that hot donkey

fix my wagon

Soon, soon.....

1FastFox · November 1st, 2007, 05:16 PM

I remember hearing this joke in high school ( I graduated in 99 )... Still good non-the-less.

GTsetGO · November 1st, 2007, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Originally Posted by GTsetGO

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I'm not laughing out loud, I'm sneaking up behind that hot donkey

fix my wagon

Soon, soon.....

that is one fine piece of ass isnt it

TheUNZippee! · November 1st, 2007, 05:20 PM

Must be all the farting

GTsetGO · November 1st, 2007, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Must be all the farting

smells like roses

TheUNZippee! · November 1st, 2007, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by GTsetGO

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Must be all the farting

smells like roses.....roses that have had gigantic heaps of steaming donkey shit piled on them

I concur!

homebrewed · November 1st, 2007, 05:43 PM

Donkey poo FTW!!

MSO · November 1st, 2007, 06:55 PM

now that is funny!

Reset · November 1st, 2007, 07:30 PM

eh, saw it coming.

Phoenixx · November 1st, 2007, 09:23 PM

That's terrible! We're really not that bad!

TurboLX · November 1st, 2007, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Phoenixx

That's terrible! We're really not that bad!

i date a short temperd italian girl, i know how it goes

TheUNZippee! · November 2nd, 2007, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by Phoenixx

That's terrible! We're really not that bad!

Oh yes you are. But you're so delicious we can't resist!

WAR-PARTY · November 2nd, 2007, 02:24 AM

That was my wifes first husband, I never laeve a loaded chair in the room....it's all about that snake and the fucking apple

TheUNZippee! · November 2nd, 2007, 02:25 AM

but teh apple iz delishus

WAR-PARTY · November 2nd, 2007, 03:06 AM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

but teh apple iz delishus

Ya but we all know what you do with the snake.......

November 1st, 2007, 05:06 PM	#1
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,792 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	FBI Job Opening FBI Job Opening: The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ' I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'The gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.' Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

November 1st, 2007, 05:10 PM	#3
GTsetGO Cigar Assassin 2004 Mustang GT 12.88 @ 112 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away Posts: 13,888 iTrader: 10 reviews	YES THEY ARE __________________ Cigar Samplers for Sale

November 1st, 2007, 05:12 PM	#4
TheUNZippee! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 61,816 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	I'm not laughing. __________________

November 1st, 2007, 05:16 PM	#7
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Philanderer Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 8,977 iTrader: 4 reviews	I remember hearing this joke in high school ( I graduated in 99 )... Still good non-the-less. __________________ Might want to consider writing down what is said above, it will help you at some point or another in your life!

November 1st, 2007, 05:20 PM	#9
TheUNZippee! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 61,816 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Must be all the farting __________________

November 1st, 2007, 06:55 PM	#13
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	now that is funny! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

November 1st, 2007, 09:23 PM	#15
Phoenixx Smokin' Hot Blonde Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lakes Region Posts: 560 iTrader: 0 reviews	That's terrible! We're really not that bad! __________________ You make sure your 'stang is covered in case of an accident, let us do the same for you. We'll make sure you're getting just the right benefits, at just the right price. PM me or visit us online!

November 2nd, 2007, 02:24 AM	#18
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,701 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	That was my wifes first husband, I never laeve a loaded chair in the room....it's all about that snake and the fucking apple __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

November 2nd, 2007, 02:25 AM	#19
TheUNZippee! Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 61,816 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	but teh apple iz delishus __________________

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