[TheUNZippee!]

Since it went unnoticed in another thread, I thought I would post it up here for you guys.


This is one of my favorite meals, I shall pass along the recipe.

-Put on shoes, open front door, walk to car. Start car, simmer for 2 - 3 minutes. (pants optional)
-Reverse car out of driveway, slam car in to 1st while still rolling backwards, drop clutch @ 4000 rpm. Leave two smoking black trails on the street. Let bake until cool.
-Stir through gearbox until you see two big yellow arches.
-Power slide in to MickyDee's driveway, frightening small children, animals, and fist waving elderly people. Avoid eye contact, this is key.
-Cruise up to drive thru speaker, attempt to place order over garbled speaker. Try to order a Big Mac, fries, and coke, and have your order repeated to you something like this:
"ALRGBZIGZNC,FRISBLZNRPCOKENDSUPRZEULIKEPIEMB2OFTH M?"
-Just say yes. It all tastes like shit anyway.
-Proceed to next window. Make sure your balls & dick are positioned properly in your pants so the hottie at the window looks down in amazement. (If you chose the no-pants option, this step can be skipped)
-Grab bag from window. Your food, asshole.
-Power slide out of driveway. Destroy various small fart canned monstrosities on the way home.
-Exit car, bring food. Sit down at computer, start eating, continue chatting with the rest of your MM fag- I mean friends.

[06RedfireGT]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! fist waving elderly people.

But I thought you were driving

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by 06RedfireGT Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! fist waving elderly people. But I thought you were driving

Careful; you ain't that far along behind me, bitch. lol

[rednsilver91]

wow, that sounds tasty!

[TheUNZippee!]

Red! How you doing, sunshine? What brings you slumming around here? lol

[06RedfireGT]

[TheUNZippee!]

RF, cough up the 25 bucks already, you cheap prick. lmao

[rednsilver91]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Red! How you doing, sunshine? What brings you slumming around here? lol

i'm good i have been working A LOT and then there is school... blah! lol and now i finally have a chance to do chillllll so i thought i ould visit lol how are yooooou doing?

[TheUNZippee!]

Meh, I was home sick the last few days, but I'm feeling better now, thanks. Even just did the dishes for the little woman. lol

[06RedfireGT]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! RF, cough up the 25 bucks already, you cheap prick. lmao

But you siad it was free cause mine was the first one you've actually felt in a long time

[TheUNZippee!]

I lied.

[rednsilver91]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Meh, I was home sick the last few days, but I'm feeling better now, thanks. Even just did the dishes for the little woman. lol

wow, can you come train my boyfriend? lol

ohhhh and i fixed my a/c problem! yaaaay! haha

[G.T. Rags]

that pretty much sounds like my last 4 trips back to mcdonalds because the lil shit kept fucking up my order.

same lil punk too...... i tihnk i made him wet his pants last time

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by rednsilver91 Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Meh, I was home sick the last few days, but I'm feeling better now, thanks. Even just did the dishes for the little woman. lol wow, can you come train my boyfriend? lol ohhhh and i fixed my a/c problem! yaaaay! haha

Only if I'm allowed to lick you while he watches. What. I said it. lol

What was the a/c problem hun?

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop that pretty much sounds like my last 4 trips back to mcdonalds because the lil shit kept fucking up my order. same lil punk too...... i tihnk i made him wet his pants last time

You have GOT to stop making men wet in the pantal area. rofl

[G.T. Rags]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Originally Posted by 96GTRagTop that pretty much sounds like my last 4 trips back to mcdonalds because the lil shit kept fucking up my order. same lil punk too...... i tihnk i made him wet his pants last time You have GOT to stop making men wet in the pantal area. rofl

heh......i saw him in best buy yesterday or the day before actually....

kid would not make eye contact at all

i wanted to "boogey boogey boo" him

[TheUNZippee!]

You wanted to throw boogers at him? Meanie! lol

[G.T. Rags]

well throwing shit in public is a bit 2006

[TheUNZippee!]

lmfao

[rednsilver91]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Originally Posted by rednsilver91 Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Meh, I was home sick the last few days, but I'm feeling better now, thanks. Even just did the dishes for the little woman. lol wow, can you come train my boyfriend? lol ohhhh and i fixed my a/c problem! yaaaay! haha Only if I'm allowed to lick you while he watches. What. I said it. lol What was the a/c problem hun?

LoL you are so nasty

well apparently the person that had the car before me hit a curb which pushed the compressor and evaporator core along with the floor up... so the the tubes were leaking inside the car.. well i took it to an a/c repair place and they were telling me it was 700 bucks to replace and i was like F that.. so i went home took a hammer and hammered the floor back to where it should be and now it doesn't leak any more..