lmao

roush06 · November 3rd, 2007, 02:49 PM

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

nba1341 · November 3rd, 2007, 02:53 PM

blonde?

Avaric3 · November 3rd, 2007, 02:54 PM

Hourofpain · November 3rd, 2007, 03:37 PM

ahahah

remind me to never say that to a women.

Juggalo_X · November 3rd, 2007, 03:44 PM

oh man i want to be a mail man

Phoenixx · November 3rd, 2007, 03:57 PM

Lmao! That's awesome

06RedfireGT · November 3rd, 2007, 04:15 PM

Thats great

MSO · November 3rd, 2007, 04:32 PM

hahahahahah

Saleenwolf720 · November 3rd, 2007, 05:34 PM

TurboLX · November 3rd, 2007, 05:36 PM

repost!

i put this up like 2 months ago

White Thunder · November 3rd, 2007, 05:40 PM

i bet that husband is going to be pissed....i mean eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice that shit cost money!

06RedfireGT · November 3rd, 2007, 05:41 PM

party pooper

roush06 · November 3rd, 2007, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by TurboLX

repost!

i put this up like 2 months ago

boooooo!!

November 3rd, 2007, 02:49 PM	#1
roush06 Regular Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Frederick, MD Posts: 122 iTrader: 0 reviews	lmao It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea." __________________ 06 Mustang GT Black 5speed Every Heartbeat Stops...The Legend Lives......

November 3rd, 2007, 02:53 PM	#2
nba1341 Banned 1965 Mustang Fastback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles, Cal Posts: 24,982 Posts: 2,194 iTrader: 0 reviews	blonde? __________________ I'm a good boy now. [COLOR=red][B]slow car club - crew member 7 of 9 [COLOR=White]Mood: Cool :cool: [/COLOR][/B] [/COLOR]

November 3rd, 2007, 02:54 PM	#3
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November 3rd, 2007, 03:37 PM	#4
Hourofpain Hardcore Enthusiast 2005 Torrid Red GTO m6 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,524 iTrader: 0 reviews	ahahah remind me to never say that to a women. __________________ 1996 Cobra To be sold... 2005 M6 Twin Turbo GTO Torrid Red Fully Forged LS2 Block Built to handle 1000RWHP. Fully ported Dart Heads. Edelbrock Jr Intake. Custom cut upper intake plenum. APS twin Turbo System with APS twin Fuel pumps.

November 3rd, 2007, 03:57 PM	#6
Phoenixx Smokin' Hot Blonde Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lakes Region Posts: 681 iTrader: 0 reviews	Lmao! That's awesome __________________ You make sure your 'stang is covered in case of an accident, let us do the same for you. We'll make sure you're getting just the right benefits, at just the right price. PM me or visit us online!

November 3rd, 2007, 03:44 PM	#5
Juggalo_X I Post Entirely Way Too Much 2001 Mustang 232/CBR600 14+@Slow Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Western Ontario Posts: 6,688 iTrader: 0 reviews	oh man i want to be a mail man

November 3rd, 2007, 04:15 PM	#7
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,492 iTrader: 2 reviews	Thats great __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

November 3rd, 2007, 04:32 PM	#8
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,933 iTrader: 0 reviews	hahahahahah __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

November 3rd, 2007, 05:34 PM	#9
Saleenwolf720 Regular 2004 Mach 1 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 356 iTrader: 0 reviews	__________________ -David Origin- M.M Mach 1 Crew Member #6 www.myspace.com/Saleenwolf

November 3rd, 2007, 05:36 PM	#10
TurboLX I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1988 Mustang LX Turbo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,778 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	repost! i put this up like 2 months ago __________________ 1988 LX Coupe 2.5L, GT35R, 44mm WG, 32psi, C16.

November 3rd, 2007, 05:41 PM	#12
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,492 iTrader: 2 reviews	party pooper __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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