[TurboLX]

Which condom would you use....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

[HMUSN]

what's a condom?

[TheUNZippee!]

HMUSN - fucking in a closet

[BWAL]

uhh.. i'd go with trojan.. i hear they are much more experienced at making condoms than taco bell.

[Vinyl66]

walmart shopping bags FTW

smiley side up

[sloppyjosey]

saran wrap is good protection for eating rotten stank-puss

[Tony_90fox]

I assume the Cambell's condoms are edible right?

[BWAL]

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox I assume the Cambell's condoms are edible right?

ew.. i bet you're the kind of guy who buys flavored condoms to suck on because they are cheaper than lollipops

[Tony_90fox]

you caught me...Maybe you should be MM's new detective...Move out of the way NBA, Bubbas got the case solved.

[TheUNZippee!]

slap some cheese on that bitch

[BWAL]

lol @ tony boloney

[sloppyjosey]

from unda cheez

[MSO]

Originally Posted by HMUSN what's a condom?

for real

everyone keeps tellin me to use them, i heard they keep ur penis clean when ur waitin for some pussy

[White Thunder]

Originally Posted by Vinyl66 walmart shopping bags FTW smiley side up

thats funny this girl i went to school with got knocked up because of that!! what a dumb bitch

[WAR-PARTY]

Shrink wrap so I can get the Mule Tool in with out pain.

[BWAL]

the ziploc bag sealed with duct tape works perfectly fine for me

[MSO]

Originally Posted by BWAL09 the ziploc bag sealed with duct tape works perfectly fine for me

step your game up

*grabs duct tape and a Hefty bag*

[Tony_90fox]

Originally Posted by BWAL09 the ziploc bag sealed with duct tape works perfectly fine for me

LOL, sandwhich or gallon size?

[BWAL]

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox Originally Posted by BWAL09 the ziploc bag sealed with duct tape works perfectly fine for me LOL, sandwhich or gallon size?

depends on HOW horny i am

if im slightly turned on, i go for the small one.. if im really hard, might as well go with the trashbag with that flex force bullshit, or whatever its called

[smoke-em]

I prefer all natural, condoms suck but so do std's from what I hear but I wouldnt know my dick is immune