Which Condom would you use?

TurboLX · November 4th, 2007, 09:30 PM

Which condom would you use....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

HMUSN · November 4th, 2007, 09:30 PM

what's a condom?

TheUNZippee! · November 4th, 2007, 09:31 PM

HMUSN - fucking in a closet

BWAL09 · November 4th, 2007, 09:39 PM

uhh.. i'd go with trojan.. i hear they are much more experienced at making condoms than taco bell.

Vinyl66 · November 4th, 2007, 09:47 PM

walmart shopping bags FTW

smiley side up

sloppyjosey · November 4th, 2007, 10:06 PM

saran wrap is good protection for eating rotten stank-puss

Tony_90fox · November 4th, 2007, 10:08 PM

I assume the Cambell's condoms are edible right?

BWAL09 · November 4th, 2007, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox

I assume the Cambell's condoms are edible right?

ew.. i bet you're the kind of guy who buys flavored condoms to suck on because they are cheaper than lollipops

Tony_90fox · November 4th, 2007, 10:11 PM

you caught me...Maybe you should be MM's new detective...Move out of the way NBA, Bubbas got the case solved.

TheUNZippee! · November 4th, 2007, 10:13 PM

slap some cheese on that bitch

BWAL09 · November 4th, 2007, 10:13 PM

lol @ tony boloney

sloppyjosey · November 4th, 2007, 10:16 PM

from unda cheez

MSO · November 4th, 2007, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by HMUSN

what's a condom?

for real

everyone keeps tellin me to use them, i heard they keep ur penis clean when ur waitin for some pussy

White Thunder · November 4th, 2007, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by Vinyl66

walmart shopping bags FTW

smiley side up

thats funny this girl i went to school with got knocked up because of that!!

what a dumb bitch

WAR-PARTY · November 4th, 2007, 10:56 PM

Shrink wrap so I can get the Mule Tool in with out pain.

BWAL09 · November 4th, 2007, 11:00 PM

the ziploc bag sealed with duct tape works perfectly fine for me

MSO · November 4th, 2007, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

the ziploc bag sealed with duct tape works perfectly fine for me

step your game up

*grabs duct tape and a Hefty bag*

Tony_90fox · November 5th, 2007, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

the ziploc bag sealed with duct tape works perfectly fine for me

LOL, sandwhich or gallon size?

BWAL09 · November 5th, 2007, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox

Originally Posted by BWAL09

the ziploc bag sealed with duct tape works perfectly fine for me

LOL, sandwhich or gallon size?

depends on HOW horny i am

if im slightly turned on, i go for the small one.. if im really hard, might as well go with the trashbag with that flex force bullshit, or whatever its called

smoke-em · November 5th, 2007, 02:10 PM

I prefer all natural, condoms suck but so do std's from what I hear but I wouldnt know my dick is immune

November 4th, 2007, 09:47 PM	#5
Vinyl66 Undisputed Champion of MM 1966 Vinyl Mustang Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,973	walmart shopping bags FTW smiley side up __________________ Pittsburgh Steelers/Penguins/Pirates FTMFW!! 1966 Ford Mustang w/ Black Vinyl top Mods listed in Garage

November 4th, 2007, 10:06 PM	#6
sloppyjosey Regular Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: indiana Posts: 80	saran wrap is good protection for eating rotten stank-puss __________________ "supernatural aspiration"

November 4th, 2007, 10:16 PM	#12
sloppyjosey Regular Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: indiana Posts: 80	from unda cheez __________________ "supernatural aspiration"

November 4th, 2007, 10:56 PM	#15
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,079	Shrink wrap so I can get the Mule Tool in with out pain. __________________ Military Crew Golden Shellback U.S. Navy ret. Been around the world 17 times, seen everything from a Cat fornicating contest to an elephant jack off. When Jesus has a question God tells him 'Go ask the Chief.'

Threads Similar to: Which Condom would you use?
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Condom Test	TurboLX	The Clubhouse	5	November 8th, 2007 05:39 PM
condom	terribleonexx88	Videos	2	January 2nd, 2007 06:14 PM

November 4th, 2007, 09:30 PM	#1
TurboLX IT'S TURBO TIME 1990 Mustang LX Turbo 9.71@141.6 mph Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NY Posts: 8,756	Which Condom would you use? Which condom would you use.... Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... General Electric: We bring good things to life! AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.' Bounty: The quicker picker upper. Microsoft: where do you want to go today ? Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!' Chevron: use them? people do. Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border MCI: for friends and family Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are United Airlines travel pack: Fly United The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef? Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right! Maxwell House: Good to the last drop! McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities Burger King: Have it your way Dairy Queen: We treat you right AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

Sponsored Links	Remove Advertisements
Forums at Modded Mustangs Advertisement

November 4th, 2007, 09:30 PM	#2
HMUSN Doc 91 Sonic Blue Goodness 19.83 @ 12mph Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NJ Posts: 27,311	what's a condom?

November 4th, 2007, 10:08 PM	#7
Tony_90fox On Probation Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,776	I assume the Cambell's condoms are edible right?

November 4th, 2007, 10:11 PM	#9
Tony_90fox On Probation Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,776	you caught me...Maybe you should be MM's new detective...Move out of the way NBA, Bubbas got the case solved.

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:38 AM.
Contact Us - Modded Mustangs - Top
Modded Mustangs is ©2005-2008, All Rights Reserved, And is Not Affiliated with Ford Motor Company. Forum is powered by vBulletin ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Ent. Ltd. & SEO by vBSEO 3.1.0 ©2007, Crawlability, Inc.