pain----

JASonic · November 4th, 2007, 10:19 PM

Theres another topic that got me thinking about pain. One specific story comes to mind.

A bunch of Seniors were in the locker room after Football practice. The normal screwing around kind of crap was going on. No matter what the situation, these guys were competitive as hell all the time. From throwing a bar of soap to towel whipping, everythings a competition.

So this time, one of the guys goes running toward the shower room and the floor is all wet. He starts to slide and goes for like 20 feet and announces nobody can slide further than him. Well, that shit aint gonna go. A couple more dudes go and keep getting further. They were up to about 35 feet when this guy we used to call "Circus Peanut" decided to give it a shot.

He backs up and starts bookin through the locker room to get speed. He's really flying so were all like "he's gonna beat the record". So he hits the tile and starts sliding. There's a problem though, he's headed right for the middle of the shower room. You see, in the middle was a drain whole with a metal cover on it. He slid right over the drain and immeadiatly left a wet trail of blood behind him screaming like he had just been shot with a gun.

The drain cover cought his scrotum and tore it open and off. There was ball skin still on the drain. By some miricle, he stood up with his bloody sac in his hands for what appeared like just a moment before passing out cold onto the floor. He ended up with a concussion and a broken wrist from when he passed out and fell.

:award He did win. To this day, he probably holds the record.

TheUNZippee! · November 4th, 2007, 10:20 PM

You fucking suck. I hate you. go back to never posting again. Motherfucker. lol

(p.s. did you keep the scrotum for posterity)

BWAL09 · November 4th, 2007, 10:22 PM

i dont get it

but i'll laugh anyways!

JASonic · November 4th, 2007, 10:22 PM

You know, I dont know what happened to that ball skin. Janitor prolly ate it or something.

Luis_GT · November 4th, 2007, 10:23 PM

....FUCK

TheUNZippee! · November 4th, 2007, 10:23 PM

LOL

luckybastard

Luis_GT · November 4th, 2007, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

i dont get it

but i'll laugh anyways!

He's ball sack was ripped open by the drain...

FUCK... It hurts just thinking about it. >.<

BWAL09 · November 4th, 2007, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Luis_GT

Originally Posted by BWAL09

i dont get it

but i'll laugh anyways!

He's ball sack was ripped open by the drain...

FUCK... It hurts just thinking about it. >.<

well i got that.. i thought it was a joke though.. is it a true story? lol

JASonic · November 4th, 2007, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by Luis_GT

Originally Posted by BWAL09

i dont get it

but i'll laugh anyways!

He's ball sack was ripped open by the drain...

FUCK... It hurts just thinking about it. >.<

well i got that.. i thought it was a joke though.. is it a true story? lol

Ya, that shit really happened. I watched the stupid ass do it.

BWAL09 · November 4th, 2007, 10:30 PM

lol dammnnnn.. i feel sorry for that guy

nba1341 · November 4th, 2007, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by ja002gl

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by Luis_GT

Originally Posted by BWAL09

i dont get it

but i'll laugh anyways!

He's ball sack was ripped open by the drain...

FUCK... It hurts just thinking about it. >.<

well i got that.. i thought it was a joke though.. is it a true story? lol

Ya, that shit really happened. I watched the stupid ass do it.

so your saying some guys balls got ripped off?

so he cant have babies?

BWAL09 · November 4th, 2007, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by nba1341

Originally Posted by ja002gl

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by Luis_GT

Originally Posted by BWAL09

i dont get it

but i'll laugh anyways!

He's ball sack was ripped open by the drain...

FUCK... It hurts just thinking about it. >.<

well i got that.. i thought it was a joke though.. is it a true story? lol

Ya, that shit really happened. I watched the stupid ass do it.

so your saying some guys balls got ripped off?

so he cant have babies?

just his sack skin from what i understood.. in that case, im assuming he can still make babies, his nuts would just look like a grandfather clock at work while doing so

JASonic · November 4th, 2007, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by nba1341

Originally Posted by ja002gl

Originally Posted by BWAL09

Originally Posted by Luis_GT

Originally Posted by BWAL09

i dont get it

but i'll laugh anyways!

He's ball sack was ripped open by the drain...

FUCK... It hurts just thinking about it. >.<

well i got that.. i thought it was a joke though.. is it a true story? lol

Ya, that shit really happened. I watched the stupid ass do it.

so your saying some guys balls got ripped off?

so he cant have babies?

just his sack skin from what i understood.. in that case, im assuming he can still make babies, his nuts would just look like a grandfather clock at work while doing so

November 4th, 2007, 10:19 PM	#1
JASonic Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,474	pain---- Theres another topic that got me thinking about pain. One specific story comes to mind. A bunch of Seniors were in the locker room after Football practice. The normal screwing around kind of crap was going on. No matter what the situation, these guys were competitive as hell all the time. From throwing a bar of soap to towel whipping, everythings a competition. So this time, one of the guys goes running toward the shower room and the floor is all wet. He starts to slide and goes for like 20 feet and announces nobody can slide further than him. Well, that shit aint gonna go. A couple more dudes go and keep getting further. They were up to about 35 feet when this guy we used to call "Circus Peanut" decided to give it a shot. He backs up and starts bookin through the locker room to get speed. He's really flying so were all like "he's gonna beat the record". So he hits the tile and starts sliding. There's a problem though, he's headed right for the middle of the shower room. You see, in the middle was a drain whole with a metal cover on it. He slid right over the drain and immeadiatly left a wet trail of blood behind him screaming like he had just been shot with a gun. The drain cover cought his scrotum and tore it open and off. There was ball skin still on the drain. By some miricle, he stood up with his bloody sac in his hands for what appeared like just a moment before passing out cold onto the floor. He ended up with a concussion and a broken wrist from when he passed out and fell. :award He did win. To this day, he probably holds the record. __________________ K&N FIPK Dual Flowmasters Xcal III Christmas Gifts! http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...s-candles.html PROFESSOR JA candlestick maker millenium

November 4th, 2007, 10:22 PM	#4
JASonic Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,474	You know, I dont know what happened to that ball skin. Janitor prolly ate it or something. __________________ K&N FIPK Dual Flowmasters Xcal III Christmas Gifts! http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...s-candles.html PROFESSOR JA candlestick maker millenium

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