Veterans Day is almost here, ask a Sailor to spend the night

WAR-PARTY · November 7th, 2007, 07:42 PM

A Soldier, a Marine and a Sailor were traveling together all on their
way home on leave.

As they are driving home their car breaks down by a farm in the middle
of the night. They knock on the front door and this big burly man
answers the door. He sees that they are all in the military and invites
them in with open arms.
Lets them take a shower as his wife sets up the dinner table for them.
As they are all eating the farmers daughters all come down stairs and
each one is more beautiful then the last.

The farmer says to the boys, ' You know what I really appreciate what
you do for our country and as a sign of my gratitude I will let each of
you sleep with my daughters tonight.

The next morning the Soldier comes down stairs with a freshly shaved
pressed uniform black and buffed boots. Shakes the man hand thanks him
for a wonderful night and goes outside.

His daughter comes down stairs make-up done up hair brushed with a
smile on her face.

The Father asks 'So how did it go?'

'Oh daddy it was nice, he drank two beers and made love to me for 1/2
an hour and left me a note with 15 dollars.'

'That's great baby now go take care of your chores.'

The Marine comes down stairs freshly shaved dress uniform sharp and
clean inspection ready shakes the mans hand. Thanks him for a wonderful
night and about faces and marches out of the house.

The mans daughter comes down stairs looking as beautiful as ever and
her Dad asks 'How was you night darling?' '

I had an o.k. time Dad, He drank a six pack of beer mad love to me for
a hour and left me a note with 20 dollars'

'Oh that's great baby now go take care of your chores.'

The Sailor walks downstairs uniform looking like shit.
White hat cocked sideways with black smears on it.
One shoe on.
Neckerchief all askewed.
Kisses the farmer's wife, winks at the farmer, and rolls on out the
door.

His daughter comes stumbling down stairs a bit later looking like shit
Hair all tussled.
Make up smeared all over her face and her dad hesitantly asked how was
her night.

'Oh daddy it was fantastic he drank a case of beer screwed me for
hours, drank half a bottle of rum. Went in and nailed Mom while you
were snoring.
Came back in, and finished the rum. Then did me one more time.
Borrowed 50 dollars until payday.
Then split'.

Phoenixx · November 7th, 2007, 07:48 PM

Lmao that's pretty funny

I might still pick the sailor

WAR-PARTY · November 7th, 2007, 07:57 PM

Ya know ya would us sailors are over hung tramps, life is so good. Hey can I talk you into a small loan?

Phoenixx · November 7th, 2007, 08:10 PM

Haha that depends... what do I have to hold as collateral?

00vabchgt · November 8th, 2007, 01:42 PM

that's awesome, WP!

Hourofpain · November 8th, 2007, 04:36 PM

pheonix you know you wan a man in the air force

HMUSN · November 8th, 2007, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Hourofpain

pheonix you know you wan a man in the Chair force

fix t.

BWAL · November 8th, 2007, 05:34 PM

lolz

Phoenixx · November 8th, 2007, 09:36 PM

Actually yeah! I dated a guy in the air force, he had a tattoo of the airforce wings () over his hip bones, only it was slighty diff, longer than those. It was really fricken hot

06RedfireGT · November 8th, 2007, 09:37 PM

WP you have a big cock

Hourofpain · November 11th, 2007, 12:53 AM

going to get a tatoo in the morning now lol

rednsilver91 · November 11th, 2007, 01:04 AM

hahaha that was funny.

i dated a couple of marines... they are CrAzY!

Hourofpain · November 11th, 2007, 01:09 AM

lol

im sure you didnt enjoy it

rednsilver91 · November 11th, 2007, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by Hourofpain

lol

im sure you didnt enjoy it

only sometimes. lol

Hourofpain · November 11th, 2007, 01:17 AM

yeah when you could barely breathe

rednsilver91 · November 11th, 2007, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by Hourofpain

yeah when you could barely breathe

omg were you hiding in my closet?!

Hourofpain · November 11th, 2007, 01:20 AM

no
i was dressed up as a naked marine

rednsilver91 · November 11th, 2007, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by Hourofpain

no
i was dressed up as a naked marine

gotcha! that explains a lot then.

Hourofpain · November 11th, 2007, 07:20 PM

explains why it was so good?

November 7th, 2007, 07:42 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Veterans Day is almost here, ask a Sailor to spend the night A Soldier, a Marine and a Sailor were traveling together all on their way home on leave. As they are driving home their car breaks down by a farm in the middle of the night. They knock on the front door and this big burly man answers the door. He sees that they are all in the military and invites them in with open arms. Lets them take a shower as his wife sets up the dinner table for them. As they are all eating the farmers daughters all come down stairs and each one is more beautiful then the last. The farmer says to the boys, ' You know what I really appreciate what you do for our country and as a sign of my gratitude I will let each of you sleep with my daughters tonight. The next morning the Soldier comes down stairs with a freshly shaved pressed uniform black and buffed boots. Shakes the man hand thanks him for a wonderful night and goes outside. His daughter comes down stairs make-up done up hair brushed with a smile on her face. The Father asks 'So how did it go?' 'Oh daddy it was nice, he drank two beers and made love to me for 1/2 an hour and left me a note with 15 dollars.' 'That's great baby now go take care of your chores.' The Marine comes down stairs freshly shaved dress uniform sharp and clean inspection ready shakes the mans hand. Thanks him for a wonderful night and about faces and marches out of the house. The mans daughter comes down stairs looking as beautiful as ever and her Dad asks 'How was you night darling?' ' I had an o.k. time Dad, He drank a six pack of beer mad love to me for a hour and left me a note with 20 dollars' 'Oh that's great baby now go take care of your chores.' The Sailor walks downstairs uniform looking like shit. White hat cocked sideways with black smears on it. One shoe on. Neckerchief all askewed. Kisses the farmer's wife, winks at the farmer, and rolls on out the door. His daughter comes stumbling down stairs a bit later looking like shit Hair all tussled. Make up smeared all over her face and her dad hesitantly asked how was her night. 'Oh daddy it was fantastic he drank a case of beer screwed me for hours, drank half a bottle of rum. Went in and nailed Mom while you were snoring. Came back in, and finished the rum. Then did me one more time. Borrowed 50 dollars until payday. Then split'. __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

November 7th, 2007, 07:48 PM	#2
Phoenixx Smokin' Hot Blonde Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lakes Region Posts: 681 iTrader: 0 reviews	Lmao that's pretty funny I might still pick the sailor __________________ You make sure your 'stang is covered in case of an accident, let us do the same for you. We'll make sure you're getting just the right benefits, at just the right price. PM me or visit us online!

November 7th, 2007, 07:57 PM	#3
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Ya know ya would us sailors are over hung tramps, life is so good. Hey can I talk you into a small loan? __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

November 7th, 2007, 08:10 PM	#4
Phoenixx Smokin' Hot Blonde Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lakes Region Posts: 681 iTrader: 0 reviews	Haha that depends... what do I have to hold as collateral? __________________ You make sure your 'stang is covered in case of an accident, let us do the same for you. We'll make sure you're getting just the right benefits, at just the right price. PM me or visit us online!

November 8th, 2007, 04:36 PM	#6
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November 8th, 2007, 05:34 PM	#8
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November 8th, 2007, 09:36 PM	#9
Phoenixx Smokin' Hot Blonde Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lakes Region Posts: 681 iTrader: 0 reviews	Actually yeah! I dated a guy in the air force, he had a tattoo of the airforce wings () over his hip bones, only it was slighty diff, longer than those. It was really fricken hot __________________ You make sure your 'stang is covered in case of an accident, let us do the same for you. We'll make sure you're getting just the right benefits, at just the right price. PM me or visit us online!

November 8th, 2007, 09:37 PM	#10
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November 11th, 2007, 12:53 AM	#11
Hourofpain Hardcore Enthusiast 2005 Torrid Red GTO m6 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,524 iTrader: 0 reviews	going to get a tatoo in the morning now lol __________________ 1996 Cobra To be sold... 2005 M6 Twin Turbo GTO Torrid Red Fully Forged LS2 Block Built to handle 1000RWHP. Fully ported Dart Heads. Edelbrock Jr Intake. Custom cut upper intake plenum. APS twin Turbo System with APS twin Fuel pumps.

November 11th, 2007, 01:04 AM	#12
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic 2001 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,224 iTrader: 0 reviews	hahaha that was funny. i dated a couple of marines... they are CrAzY! __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

November 11th, 2007, 01:09 AM	#13
Hourofpain Hardcore Enthusiast 2005 Torrid Red GTO m6 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,524 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol im sure you didnt enjoy it __________________ 1996 Cobra To be sold... 2005 M6 Twin Turbo GTO Torrid Red Fully Forged LS2 Block Built to handle 1000RWHP. Fully ported Dart Heads. Edelbrock Jr Intake. Custom cut upper intake plenum. APS twin Turbo System with APS twin Fuel pumps.

November 11th, 2007, 01:17 AM	#15
Hourofpain Hardcore Enthusiast 2005 Torrid Red GTO m6 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,524 iTrader: 0 reviews	yeah when you could barely breathe __________________ 1996 Cobra To be sold... 2005 M6 Twin Turbo GTO Torrid Red Fully Forged LS2 Block Built to handle 1000RWHP. Fully ported Dart Heads. Edelbrock Jr Intake. Custom cut upper intake plenum. APS twin Turbo System with APS twin Fuel pumps.

November 11th, 2007, 01:20 AM	#17
Hourofpain Hardcore Enthusiast 2005 Torrid Red GTO m6 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,524 iTrader: 0 reviews	no i was dressed up as a naked marine __________________ 1996 Cobra To be sold... 2005 M6 Twin Turbo GTO Torrid Red Fully Forged LS2 Block Built to handle 1000RWHP. Fully ported Dart Heads. Edelbrock Jr Intake. Custom cut upper intake plenum. APS twin Turbo System with APS twin Fuel pumps.

November 11th, 2007, 07:20 PM	#19
Hourofpain Hardcore Enthusiast 2005 Torrid Red GTO m6 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,524 iTrader: 0 reviews	explains why it was so good? __________________ 1996 Cobra To be sold... 2005 M6 Twin Turbo GTO Torrid Red Fully Forged LS2 Block Built to handle 1000RWHP. Fully ported Dart Heads. Edelbrock Jr Intake. Custom cut upper intake plenum. APS twin Turbo System with APS twin Fuel pumps.

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