[WAR-PARTY]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'Potentially' and 'Realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back
and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh good heavens! I LOVE
Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The boy replied: "Yes.
'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but
'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a future
congressman.''

[03 R Code]

NICE!

I didn't see that one coming!

[Racerchik02]

Lol