[JASonic]

I am the most anti-smoking smoker there is. I hate being addicted. I have tried on many occasions to stop only to fall victim to the addiction again.

Anyway, I go get the mail today and theres a box from Marlboro. Its a shiny box that is well put together. It has expensive printing and is of good quality. I open it up and it says "Happy birthday". At first Im like cool. Then I start thinking. How many more birthdays is Marlboro stealing from me? As a consolation prize for living another year and giving them $4 a day, they send me an ashtray in a nice box.

Boy that Marlboro. What a fuckin guy huh? They just love to know Ive made it another year.

Thanks Phillip Morris you douchebags.

By the way, YES, I hold myself responsible for making the decision years ago to start.... but I still hate the bastards.

[BWAL]

start smoking a different brand then

[Racerchik02]

I hear ya! I have been trying to quit! I hate that I smoke!!!!!!!!!!

[JASonic]

Bwal, your such a dick...LOL... maybe I should smoke crack!

[BWAL]

lol

[JASonic]

RC- If you discover an easy way, please share!!!!! I heard some good results from that new "vaccine". I've tried Welbutrin and that made me angy as hell all the time.

[JASonic]

Originally Posted by BWAL09 start smoking a different brand then

You dont smoke do you? You dont seem like a smoker.

[BWAL]

i'm not even old enough to buy cigarettes man. lol

[00vabchgt]

i think Denis Leary said it best when he said "Smoking takes ten years off your life. Well it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks? It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, kidney dialysis, adult diaper fucking years. You can have those years! We don't want 'em, alright?"

[Juggalo_X]

Originally Posted by Racerchik02 I hear ya! I have been trying to quit! I hate that I smoke!!!!!!!!!!

+78923478643 i wake up i smoke i cough & gag i say why the fuck do i do this and yet im still addicted.

[Racerchik02]

Originally Posted by ja002gl RC- If you discover an easy way, please share!!!!! I heard some good results from that new "vaccine". I've tried Welbutrin and that made me angy as hell all the time.

I have heard amazing things from that medication chantix...however the box of pills is sitting on the top of my fridge...lol I should try taking them.

[Racerchik02]

Originally Posted by 00vabchgt i think Denis Leary said it best when he said "Smoking takes ten years off your life. Well it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks? It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, kidney dialysis, adult diaper fucking years. You can have those years! We don't want 'em, alright?"

unless you get lung cancer at 49 like my mom and have to spend the last 10 yrs on O2 24hrs a day trying a million diff types of chemo...have no quality of life with your husband...cant get on a plane to watch your daughter graduate college...
i can keep going if you'd like...

it is a HORRIBLE addicition and I am a hypocrite because I need to quit too!

[Juggalo_X]

I have a full prescription of zaiban in my bathroom but im yet to take them. Was told they work really well. and if u smoke while taking them it makes the smokes taste like the taint of a dirty camel. so my biggest fear is the pills wont make me want to stop so ill smoke ne ways and have to taste camel ass all day.

[JASonic]

I wasnt old enough when I started. They didnt card back in the day like they do now. Ive been carded more after I hit 30 than I did before I was 15!

[BWAL]

damn ^

[Juggalo_X]

Originally Posted by ja002gl I wasnt old enough when I started. They didnt card back in the day like they do now. Ive been carded more after I hit 30 than I did before I was 15!

i got carded picking up a bottle of captian morgans spiced rum yesterday meanwhile the kid in front of me i knew wasnt of age he is my lil brothers friend. i said "lady u do realize the kid in front of me who wasnt even old enough to attempt growing facial hair is the same age as my 17 yr old brother and your carding me?? what the hell?" then i said "so u just sold to a minor if ur interested to know." lol like wtf really ID the guy who has a soul patch and a midnight shadow and let the baby faced minor go with out getting carded??

[TurboLX]

lmao!

i went to a yard sale once with alot of guys tuff like tools, parts, scopes binoculars etc

most of the stuff said marlboro on it, the cigeratte brand and when the guy came out, sure enough he haid a hole in his throat with a voice box