Father Of One Of My Kids

Drgnracin72 · November 14th, 2007, 06:05 PM

I think you're the father of one of my kids

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

She says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

00vabchgt · November 14th, 2007, 06:10 PM

wow, that's awkward, lol

White Thunder · November 14th, 2007, 06:11 PM

lol

TurboLX · November 14th, 2007, 06:12 PM

Ninjawafers! · November 14th, 2007, 06:12 PM

haha

BWAL · November 14th, 2007, 06:13 PM

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha

thetrooper31 · November 14th, 2007, 06:18 PM

MSO · November 14th, 2007, 06:26 PM

that's awesome

MustangMatt96GT · November 14th, 2007, 06:52 PM

lol thats a good one!

B0B · November 14th, 2007, 06:53 PM

LOL!!!

AtlanticBlue99 · November 14th, 2007, 06:58 PM

hell yeah

but it is sad the only time he was unfaithful was the bachelor party!

06RedfireGT · November 14th, 2007, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by AtlanticBlue99

but it is sad the only time he was unfaithful was the bachelor party!

how is that sad?

great joke

WAR-PARTY · November 14th, 2007, 09:40 PM

Good one! lol

TheBusher · November 14th, 2007, 09:55 PM

I think that's just about as awkward as it gets!

November 14th, 2007, 06:05 PM	#1
Drgnracin72 I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere in oklahoma Posts: 10,635 iTrader: 2 reviews	Father Of One Of My Kids I think you're the father of one of my kids A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. She says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.' __________________ RIP ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. One Big Ass Mistake America SHEEPDOGS

November 14th, 2007, 06:12 PM	#4
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November 14th, 2007, 06:26 PM	#8
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November 14th, 2007, 06:52 PM	#9
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November 14th, 2007, 06:53 PM	#10
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November 14th, 2007, 06:58 PM	#11
AtlanticBlue99 I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1999 Ford Mustang V6 14.79 @ 92.15 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: University of Georgia Posts: 8,854 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	hell yeah but it is sad the only time he was unfaithful was the bachelor party! __________________ ModdedAutos 1999 Mustang V6 I used to list my mods here but stopped when I exceeded 255 characters.

November 14th, 2007, 09:40 PM	#13
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Good one! lol __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

November 14th, 2007, 09:55 PM	#14
TheBusher Hardcore Enthusiast 2002 Chevrolet Impala ??? Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado Posts: 2,241 iTrader: 0 reviews	I think that's just about as awkward as it gets!

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