What An Ass!

JASonic · November 17th, 2007, 04:27 PM

I've seen some funny shit but this one has to to be tops!

Me and Wifey went to the flea market this morning. When we got there, an old white rusty cargo van was pulling in at the same time. We both kind of pulled into the parking spots at the same time. He was directly across from me.

From in my car we could hear him argueing with the woman in the passenger seat. All we could really hear was "what the fuck do you think? It needed to be greased you bitch"? Me and Wifey kinda laughed and tried to imagine what they were referreing to.

So the guy steps out of the van. He turns and slams the door. At that time, the hinges BROKE and the door fell off. It bounced off of the step thing at the bottom and fell into the car parked next to his cracking the window! I was like whoaaa!

The dude looked right at me and gave me an evil look. He jumped right back in the van and tore out of the parking lot. He left the door behind! It was so silly looking. He sped out with no door on his van still yelling at the woman in the passenger seat.

Talk about a bad morning! I remembered his license number and waited for the person who owned the mini cooper to come out. I told her what I saw and gave her the license plate number. Then, she got real weird and took off in a hurry. She said she couldnt report it to the police. I wonder why?

The world is so strange sometimes.

06RedfireGT · November 17th, 2007, 04:35 PM

glad it wan't your car

oldernewbie · November 17th, 2007, 04:38 PM

Ha ha, weird stuff happens at flea markets...kinda like in a Huddle House at 2:30 AM.

06RedfireGT · November 17th, 2007, 04:38 PM

I took a big shit in a huddle house before lol

oldernewbie · November 17th, 2007, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by 06RedfireGT

I took a big shit in a huddle house before lol

At 2:30 AM?

TheUNZippee! · November 17th, 2007, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by ja002gl

I've seen some funny shit but this one has to to be tops!

Me and Wifey went to the flea market this morning. When we got there, an old white rusty cargo van was pulling in at the same time. We both kind of pulled into the parking spots at the same time. He was directly across from me.

From in my car we could hear him argueing with the woman in the passenger seat. All we could really hear was "what the fuck do you think? It needed to be greased you bitch"? Me and Wifey kinda laughed and tried to imagine what they were referreing to.

So the guy steps out of the van. He turns and slams the door. At that time, the hinges BROKE and the door fell off. It bounced off of the step thing at the bottom and fell into the car parked next to his cracking the window! I was like whoaaa!

The dude looked right at me and gave me an evil look. He jumped right back in the van and tore out of the parking lot. He left the door behind! It was so silly looking. He sped out with no door on his van still yelling at the woman in the passenger seat.

Talk about a bad morning! I remembered his license number and waited for the person who owned the mini cooper to come out. I told her what I saw and gave her the license plate number. Then, she got real weird and took off in a hurry. She said she couldnt report it to the police. I wonder why?

The world is so strange sometimes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TheUNZippee! · November 17th, 2007, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by 06RedfireGT

I took a big shit in a huddle house before lol

Dude wtf?

BWAL · November 17th, 2007, 05:38 PM

best story ever told on MM :award

JASonic · November 17th, 2007, 05:40 PM

Whats the huddle house? Flea market? Did someone take your shit and put a price tag on it?

BWAL · November 17th, 2007, 05:44 PM

huddle house is like waffle house

TheUNZippee! · November 17th, 2007, 05:45 PM

*still picturing door laying on ground as asshole speeds away*

vfast · November 17th, 2007, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by ja002gl

I've seen some funny shit but this one has to to be tops!

Me and Wifey went to the flea market this morning. When we got there, an old white rusty cargo van was pulling in at the same time. We both kind of pulled into the parking spots at the same time. He was directly across from me.

From in my car we could hear him argueing with the woman in the passenger seat. All we could really hear was "what the fuck do you think? It needed to be greased you bitch"? Me and Wifey kinda laughed and tried to imagine what they were referreing to.

So the guy steps out of the van. He turns and slams the door. At that time, the hinges BROKE and the door fell off. It bounced off of the step thing at the bottom and fell into the car parked next to his cracking the window! I was like whoaaa!

The dude looked right at me and gave me an evil look. He jumped right back in the van and tore out of the parking lot. He left the door behind! It was so silly looking. He sped out with no door on his van still yelling at the woman in the passenger seat.

Talk about a bad morning! I remembered his license number and waited for the person who owned the mini cooper to come out. I told her what I saw and gave her the license plate number. Then, she got real weird and took off in a hurry. She said she couldnt report it to the police. I wonder why?

The world is so strange sometimes.

don't you know? flea markets are where criminals shop

November 17th, 2007, 04:27 PM	#1
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	What An Ass! I've seen some funny shit but this one has to to be tops! Me and Wifey went to the flea market this morning. When we got there, an old white rusty cargo van was pulling in at the same time. We both kind of pulled into the parking spots at the same time. He was directly across from me. From in my car we could hear him argueing with the woman in the passenger seat. All we could really hear was "what the fuck do you think? It needed to be greased you bitch"? Me and Wifey kinda laughed and tried to imagine what they were referreing to. So the guy steps out of the van. He turns and slams the door. At that time, the hinges BROKE and the door fell off. It bounced off of the step thing at the bottom and fell into the car parked next to his cracking the window! I was like whoaaa! The dude looked right at me and gave me an evil look. He jumped right back in the van and tore out of the parking lot. He left the door behind! It was so silly looking. He sped out with no door on his van still yelling at the woman in the passenger seat. Talk about a bad morning! I remembered his license number and waited for the person who owned the mini cooper to come out. I told her what I saw and gave her the license plate number. Then, she got real weird and took off in a hurry. She said she couldnt report it to the police. I wonder why? The world is so strange sometimes.

November 17th, 2007, 04:35 PM	#2
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November 17th, 2007, 04:38 PM	#3
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	Ha ha, weird stuff happens at flea markets...kinda like in a Huddle House at 2:30 AM. __________________ 2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast.

November 17th, 2007, 04:38 PM	#4
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November 17th, 2007, 05:38 PM	#8
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November 17th, 2007, 05:40 PM	#9
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	Whats the huddle house? Flea market? Did someone take your shit and put a price tag on it?

November 17th, 2007, 05:44 PM	#10
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