Early Christmas Joke

oldernewbie · November 24th, 2007, 03:27 PM

The First 2007 Christmas Joke

This Year's First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess
something
that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked
it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook
them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what
do
those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......

TheUNZippee! · November 24th, 2007, 03:27 PM

I can't read the black font against the dark forum background. lol

BWAL · November 24th, 2007, 03:28 PM

hahahahahahahahahhahaha

BWAL · November 24th, 2007, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

I can't read the black font against the dark forum background. lol

highlight it

Vinyl66 · November 24th, 2007, 03:30 PM

too long didn't read haha

TheUNZippee! · November 24th, 2007, 03:37 PM

mmm Carol was delicious

00vabchgt · November 24th, 2007, 03:46 PM

lol

Luis_GT · November 24th, 2007, 03:52 PM

TurboLX · November 24th, 2007, 03:52 PM

Youngin · November 24th, 2007, 04:23 PM

rofl good one!

06RedfireGT · November 24th, 2007, 06:16 PM

87foxbodylx · November 24th, 2007, 06:23 PM

Phoenixx · November 24th, 2007, 07:35 PM

LMAO that's fantastic

TheUNZippee! · November 24th, 2007, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by Phoenixx

LMAO that's fantastic

sigh...yeah...us men love anything that has to do with panties....we're actually pretty stupid creatures.

MustangMatt96GT · November 24th, 2007, 09:16 PM

I like it!

November 24th, 2007, 03:27 PM	#1
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	Early Christmas Joke The First 2007 Christmas Joke This Year's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins...... __________________ 2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast. Last edited by oldernewbie; November 24th, 2007 at 03:31 PM.

November 24th, 2007, 03:28 PM	#3
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November 24th, 2007, 03:30 PM	#5
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November 24th, 2007, 07:35 PM	#13
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