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Old November 30th, 2007, 12:52 AM   #1
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Great city of Memphis


Was randomly watching the 10:00 news tonight and saw several things that show just how great of a city I live in:

1. Couple murders
2. Couple rapes
3. 2 illegal immigrants driving a u-haul with 1,000lbs of mary-jane in the back were caught
4. A teacher asked her students a question on a test: What is a fart and why does it smell?" All the parents of the students are outraged!
5. Hannah Montana concert tonight, who knows how many fights will break out
6. Woman outside of memphis is "knocked-up" by her student in highschool.
 

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Old November 30th, 2007, 12:57 AM   #2
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Old November 30th, 2007, 01:07 AM   #3
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OMG she said fart??????
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i've only seen one person who needed help on the side of the road

i was driving down a small street and i saw a guy holding up jumper cables waving at cars. i already had it in my mind that i was going to stop, but when i got a little closer i realized he was black so i just threw my milkshake at him instead.
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haha, i was thinking about it today. i would probably turn gay if dicks tasted like fruit roll ups.
 
Old November 30th, 2007, 01:14 AM   #4
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Yep, and this is from a public school too
 
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Yep, and this is from a public school too
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i've only seen one person who needed help on the side of the road

i was driving down a small street and i saw a guy holding up jumper cables waving at cars. i already had it in my mind that i was going to stop, but when i got a little closer i realized he was black so i just threw my milkshake at him instead.
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haha, i was thinking about it today. i would probably turn gay if dicks tasted like fruit roll ups.
 
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bah we got cussed at a lot in seventh grade i dont see whats so bad about fart....
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see i don't get it ... cause it could have been worse... thats what parents don't get she could have asked what is sex and why is it so fun ... but no she was asking bout farts
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america these days ....soccer moms ftl!
 
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I loved Memphis, Interstate Bar B Q FTW; daylight hours only, ifing you you be light skinned. And she could have demonstrated the fart....
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WMC-TV: News, Weather, Traffic, Radar, and Sports for Memphis, TN; WMCTV.com | Deputies find over 1,000 pounds of pot during traffic stop
 
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