[HMUSN]

Originally Posted by Bob17830 3500 words is like 12 pages

google T.

[nba1341]

Fuck Me Are You Serious!?!?!?!?!~?

[HMUSN]

yes. it's around 12 pages.
one sided

[nba1341]

wow this is going to take all night NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HMUSN]

better get to the typing..

[HMUSN]

what's the subject?

[nba1341]

anabolic steroids

[Garhfer]

Originally Posted by nba1341 wow this is going to take all night NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nba1341]

Originally Posted by nba1341 anabolic steroids

i just successfully opened MS WORD and wrote my name

yes! satisfied for another hour

[HMUSN]

To all readers: This is not a tickle-your-ears, politically correct letter. If you want to read something that's filled with rhetoric, read something else. If you want the truth, then read this letter. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: Idle hands are the devil's tools. That's why anabolic steroids spends its leisure time devising ever more vapid ways to shrink the so-called marketplace of ideas down to convenience-store size. I find anabolic steroids's revenge fantasies rather warped, don't you? Anabolic steroids has only one goal: to take rights away from individuals on the basis of prejudice, myth, irrational belief, inaccurate information, and outright falsehood. It would be charitable of me not to mention that the issues surrounding revisionism are more complex and embedded than anabolic steroids will admit. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity, so I will instead maintain that if it wants to be taken seriously, it should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults. I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training, the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly acknowledge that anabolic steroids's equivocations are somewhere between a scam and a sham. Nevertheless, I do have the will to provide a positive, confident, and assertive vision of humanity's future and our role in it. That's why I surely suspect that at no time in the past did the worst classes of bumptious twerps there are shamble through the streets of cities, demanding rights they imagine some supernatural power has bestowed upon them.
Do anabolic steroids's peons spread awareness of the acrimonious nature of anabolic steroids's perorations? No, that would be the correct and logical thing to do. Instead, they keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought. Anabolic steroids is as ungrateful as the sky is blue. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. If you observe some repetition in my statements, it is because such repetition is needed for clarity and emphasis as I carve solutions that are neither slovenly nor slaphappy. Despite anabolic steroids's evident lack of grounding in what it's talking about, I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with anabolic steroids. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I show it how it is as wrong as wrong can be.
Some primitive nobodies don't have a clue. It's a pity. Trapped by the cognitive dissonance engendered by hard evidence and common sense, anabolic steroids feels obligated to annihilate a person's personality, individuality, will, and character in a quixotic attempt to justify its machinations. Most people want to be nice; they want to be polite; they don't want to give offense. And because of this inherent politeness, they step aside and let anabolic steroids encourage the acceptance of scapegoating and demonization.
If you'll allow me a minor dysphemism, the only way I can possibly forgive anabolic steroids is if it tells the truth and makes restitution. Or, to phrase that a little more politely, anabolic steroids insists that it is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. How can it be so blind? Very easily. Basically, the pen is a powerful tool. Why don't we use that tool to take away as many of anabolic steroids's opportunities for mischief as possible? It's not necessarily the case that anabolic steroids is up to no good. On the contrary, anabolic steroids is unable to remove its mental shackles. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. My intention here is not just to oppose evil wherever it rears its subhuman head, but also to give anabolic steroids condign punishment. It's really not bloody-mindedness that compels me to treat the disease, not the symptoms. It's my sense of responsibility to you, the reader.
Although anabolic steroids babbles on and on about revanchism, it has no more conception of it than any other xenophobic rotter. I am sick of our illustrious "leaders" treading on eggshells so as not to upset anabolic steroids. Here's what I have to say to them: It would be wrong to imply that anabolic steroids is involved in some kind of conspiracy to uproot our very heritage and pave the way for its own childish value system. It would be wrong because its manifestos are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but it insists that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la. Sorry, anabolic steroids, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so." There is no such thing as evil in the abstract. It exists only in the evil deeds of evil organizations like anabolic steroids.
Anabolic steroids spouts the same bile in everything it writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at hand. The issue it's excited about this week is despotism, which says to me that I have reason to believe that anabolic steroids is about to ruin my entire day. I pray that I'm wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that if the past is any indication of the future, anabolic steroids will once again attempt to create massive civil unrest. If I hear anabolic steroids's cult followers say, "Anabolic steroids is as innocent as a newborn lamb" one more time, I'm going to throw up. With this in mind, I, for one, must place blame where it belongs -- in the hands of anabolic steroids and its snooty adherents. I would sooner let anabolic steroids force me to fall into the traps set for me by its subalterns than become one of its understrappers. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: Many people are incredulous when I tell them that it intends to detach individuals from traditional sources of strength and identity -- family, class, private associations. "How could anabolic steroids be so perfidious?", they ask me. "It doesn't seem possible." Well, it is truly possible, and now I'll explain exactly how anabolic steroids plans to do it. But first, you need to realize that the world would be a much better place to live if it just stopped trying to supply the chains that bind the individual to notions of self-loathing and unworthiness. Anabolic steroids will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if it didn't, you might come to realize that it will probably respond to this letter just like it responds to all criticism. It will put me down as "fatuitous" or "bad-tempered". That's its standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about it except the most fawning praise. Redefine success and obscure failure if you like, anabolic steroids, because I simply don't care. I may not believe that anabolic steroids's proposed social programs are all sweetness and light, but I obviously do maintain that when it says that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity, that's just a load of spucatum tauri.
If anabolic steroids succeeds in its attempt to promote the lethargic contrivances of immoral chiselers, it'll have to be over my dead body. Anabolic steroids wants us to think of it as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that it wants to "do good" with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If anabolic steroids really wanted to be a do-gooder, it could start by admitting that it recently went through a Comstockism phase in which it tried repeatedly to cripple its enemies politically, economically, socially, morally, and psychologically. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of its has entirely passed. My evidence is that sometime in the future anabolic steroids will popularize a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge incorrigible vulgarians to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature. Fortunately, that hasn't happened...yet. But it will definitely happen if we don't pursue virtue and knowledge.
Misoneism is not merely an attack on our moral fiber. It is also a politically motivated attack on knowledge. If I am correct that it's quite a feat of hypocrisy for anabolic steroids to deny it wants to give rise to mendacious, juvenile sluggards after so recently doing exactly that, then anabolic steroids has no moral qualities whatsoever. If you doubt this, just ask around. We must give you some background information about anabolic steroids. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own self-aggrandizing slurs. The fact that anabolic steroids is the most power-hungry, self-indulgent, and dysfunctional waste of institutional material in our society is particularly striking, since when anabolic steroids is challenged, it either denies everything or claims that its words were taken out of context and that its enemies are plotting against it. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, you'll understand why in public, anabolic steroids vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, anabolic steroids never fails to reinforce the concept of collective guilt that is the root of all prejudice.

[HMUSN]

We all need to be aware of each other's existence as intelligent, feeling, human beings, even if some of us are voluble, loud dipsomaniacs. If I were a complete sap, I'd believe anabolic steroids's line that lexiphanicism is the key to world peace. Unfortunately for it, I realize that if anabolic steroids were as bright as it thinks it is, it'd know that it attracts crass vagrants to its claque by telling them that laws are meant to be broken. I suppose the people to whom it tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, anabolic steroids somehow manages to get away with spreading lies (it has a "special" perspective on antidisestablishmentarianism which carries with it a "special" right to create anomie), distortions (the media should "create" news rather than report it), and misplaced idealism (some people deserve to feel safe while others do not). However, when I try to respond in kind, I get censored faster than you can say "pseudolamellibranchiate". One of the great mysteries of modern life is, Does anabolic steroids contend that profits come before people because it fits its political agenda or because it's too ignorant of the facts to know that I am shocked and appalled that it could voice the types of gross lies and historical misrepresentations that it so often does? Here's the answer, albeit in a somewhat circuitous and roundabout style: It thinks we want it to promote the total destruction of individuality in favor of an all-powerful group. Excuse me, but maybe its unedifying preoccupation with frotteurism will assuage the hungers of its encomiasts with servings of fresh scapegoats some day. But let's not lose sight of the larger, more important issue here: its bloodthirsty insinuations. Anabolic steroids finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, on the issue of paternalism, anabolic steroids is wrong again. Sure, I leave it to more capable and intrepid folks to explore the full ramifications of its reinterpretations of historic events. But anabolic steroids can get away with lies (e.g., that the laws of nature don't apply to it) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that anabolic steroids is lying. You may be picking up on something here in all of my responses to anabolic steroids's execrable crusades. All of my responses presume that anabolic steroids maintains that either public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't or that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. Anabolic steroids denies any other possibility.
I would doubtlessly like to comment on anabolic steroids's attempt to associate corporatism with autism. There is no association. A brief study of sociology will show one inescapable fact: Anabolic steroids ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably:
Fact: Anabolic steroids's grandiose promises of plenty for each have yielded grinding poverty for all.
Fact: We must review the basic issues at the root of the debate in such as way that there is nothing anabolic steroids can do about it except learn to live with the fait accompli.
Fact: Anabolic steroids has overstated its case against me by alluding to an illusory past.
In addition, the key to anabolic steroids's soul is its longing for the effortless, irresponsible, automatic consciousness of an animal. It dreads the necessity, the risk, and the responsibility of rational cognition. As a result, anabolic steroids should not canonize the most chauvinistic dunces I've ever seen as nomological emblems of propriety. Not now, not ever. While reading this letter, you may have occasionally asked yourself, "Where is all of this leading?" and, "What is the point exactly?" I deliberately wrote in the style I did so that you may come up with your own conclusions. Therefore, I leave you with only the following: I am making an appeal to the intelligence of the reader not to be fooled by anabolic steroids's demagoguery.

[HMUSN]

there ya go

[nba1341]

holy shit haha i dont no what half of those words mean lol

[mattstang]

weve been talking about words when nba means sords

[nba1341]

haha i just realized that haha wtf

damnit my power just went out and i lost all my work ive donE!!!

now i have to write my name all over damnit

[06RedfireGT]

Complaint gernerator FTW!!!!

[Dennis-96GT]

you do know word has a word counter in it to tell you how many words you got so far

[TheUNZippee!]

Read the thread title. He's looking for information about 'Sords'. You all suck, and I rock! HAHAHA!

[Garhfer]

heh, if you use anything from hmusn make sure you rewrite it pretty good or they can get ya for plagiarizing with some kind of computer scan shit that scans the internet for books and all...

[mattstang]

Originally Posted by mattstang weve been talking about words when nba means sords

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Read the thread title. He's looking for information about 'Sords'. You all suck, and I rock! HAHAHA!

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