Mary at the HAREware store

WAR-PARTY · December 9th, 2007, 12:31 PM

Earl was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
Carl replied, "That's silver, and it costs $300."
"My goodness! That sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Earl had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.

TheUNZippee! · December 9th, 2007, 12:34 PM

Good thing she didn't ask for a riding lawn mower, Carl would be analing her in the store room.

Garhfer · December 9th, 2007, 12:37 PM

MustanG_guy17 · December 9th, 2007, 12:45 PM

lol..... only warparty

Phoenixx · December 9th, 2007, 01:38 PM

LMAO you are ridiculous

TheUNZippee! · December 9th, 2007, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Phoenixx

LMAO, TheUNZippee!, you are so incredibly sexy, I just want to kiss you all over!

Whoa..... I'm not worthy!!

06RedfireGT · December 9th, 2007, 01:46 PM

December 9th, 2007, 12:31 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Mary at the HAREware store Earl was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?" Carl replied, "That's silver, and it costs $300." "My goodness! That sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Earl had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it. From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?" Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot." This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store. __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

December 9th, 2007, 12:37 PM	#3
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December 9th, 2007, 12:45 PM	#4
MustanG_guy17 Hardcore Enthusiast 2007 Mustang GT/CS Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Milton,Florida Posts: 1,967 iTrader: 0 reviews	lol..... only warparty __________________ 2007 Mustang GT/CS 5spd: Flowmaster hushpower axle back,O/R X pipe,JLT CAI,93 Bama tune..laser interceptor dual jammers, Escort Redline RD,Laser Veil G4. MAVERICKS!!!!!!!!!! BABYYYY.. DALLAS COWBOYS

December 9th, 2007, 01:38 PM	#5
Phoenixx Smokin' Hot Blonde Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lakes Region Posts: 681 iTrader: 0 reviews	LMAO you are ridiculous __________________ You make sure your 'stang is covered in case of an accident, let us do the same for you. We'll make sure you're getting just the right benefits, at just the right price. PM me or visit us online!

December 9th, 2007, 01:46 PM	#7
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